Saturday Amusement: One day Slatten, the laundry challenged man, decided to wash his sweat shirt. After going into the laundry room, he shouted to the Sgt. Major, "What setting do I...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

One day Slatten, the laundry challenged man, decided to wash his sweat shirt.

After going into the laundry room, he shouted to the Sgt. Major, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

The Sgt. Major replied, "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "U.S. Marines."

They say blondes are dumb.
:roll: :lol:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

One day Slatten, the laundry challenged man, decided to wash his sweat shirt.

After going into the laundry room, he shouted to the Sgt. Major, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

The Sgt. Major replied, "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "U.S. Marines."

They say blondes are dumb.
:roll: :lol:

Why did he have to wash it? Is the Sgt. Major ill? :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

Why did he have to wash it? Is the Sgt. Major ill? :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:

Perhaps he wished to learn a new household sk**l. :idea: :idea: :mrgreen:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Perhaps he wished to learn a new household sk**l. :idea: :idea: :mrgreen:

Using USMC intuition, I simple dropped some laundry soap in the toilet bowel, then the sweat-shirt, and flushed...twice, just to be sure. I then threw it over the closest tree branch outside to dry. :wink:

I'm good to go :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Using USMC intuition, I simple dropped some laundry soap in the toilet bowel, then the sweat-shirt, and flushed...twice, just to be sure. I then threw it over the closest tree branch outside to dry. :wink:

I'm good to go :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

So, after flushing your sweat shirt, you called a plumber to fix the clogged toilet? He gave you back your sweat shirt to hang on the tree?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

So, after flushing your sweat shirt, you called a plumber to fix the clogged toilet? He gave you back your sweat shirt to hang on the tree?

No, dear lady. :roll: I held on tight while the soap and flushing water did their thing. :thumbup: :mrgreen: The second flush was for rinsing. :wink:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

No, dear lady. :roll: I held on tight while the soap and flushing water did their thing. :thumbup: :mrgreen: The second flush was for rinsing. :wink:

Did you use Spray & Wash to remove all your food stains? :shock: :twisted:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Did you use Spray & Wash to remove all your food stains? :shock: :twisted:

Stains :?: I don't worry 'bout no stinkin' stains :!: :lol:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

slatten49 wrote:

No, dear lady. :roll: I held on tight while the soap and flushing water did their thing. :thumbup: :mrgreen: The second flush was for rinsing. :wink:

Did you receive a complement for cleaning the toilet bowl :?:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

archie bunker wrote:

Did you receive a complement for cleaning the toilet bowl :?:

Is a roll of the eyes considered a compliment :?: :-o

archie bunker Loc: Texas

slatten49 wrote:

Is a roll of the eyes considered a compliment :?: :-o

In cases like this.....I would have to say yes. Sometimes, a man's method of multi-tasking confuses women! :roll: 8-)

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

archie bunker wrote:

In cases like this.....I would have to say yes. Sometimes, a man's method of multi-tasking confuses women! :roll: 8-)

Yes...yes it does. :wink:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

AuntiE wrote:

One day Slatten, the laundry challenged man, decided to wash his sweat shirt.

After going into the laundry room, he shouted to the Sgt. Major, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

The Sgt. Major replied, "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "U.S. Marines."

They say blondes are dumb.
:roll: :lol:

I went through something similar, only my wife asked " what does your shirt say?", to which I answered " it says nothing, it is an inanimate object. Could you try being smarter than my shirt for a moment and answer my question?"

I spent the next two weeks living in the camper in the back yard. I STILL don't know how to wash my shirts. :oops: :cry:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

I went through something similar, only my wife asked " what does your shirt say?", to which I answered " it says nothing, it is an inanimate object. Could you try being smarter than my shirt for a moment and answer my question?"

I spent the next two weeks living in the camper in the back yard. I STILL don't know how to wash my shirts. :oops: :cry:

Even Marines aren't that foolish. :shock: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

lpnmajor wrote:

I went through something similar, only my wife asked " what does your shirt say?", to which I answered " it says nothing, it is an inanimate object. Could you try being smarter than my shirt for a moment and answer my question?"

I spent the next two weeks living in the camper in the back yard. I STILL don't know how to wash my shirts. :oops: :cry:

That is your punishment for talking back to authorities.