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Apr 20, 2015 22:36:34   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
vernon wrote:
i didnt know yall had spanish moss up there.


Accidentally posted a photo of our "C*****r" home in Florida. Corrected to the NC summer cabin....

Re-posted the Florida house below..

Sorry about that...



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Apr 20, 2015 22:37:52   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Searching wrote:
As fond of you as I am, kind sir, and while I am loathe to suggest this, I fear there must be a flaw in "your" t***slator program, perhaps even a v***s :shock: because it is quite clear that God was talking about North Carolina, and not, The Great State of Texas. The ratio of sand to green luscious landscape is not a balanced one and we know how important balance is to God. Yep.


DANG! DARN!..DARN..DAD GUM...DANG IT!!!! (kick the chair) DARNED DAD GUM!.....WAIT!!!! I've got it!!
With our coastline along the gulf, and our many large riverbeds, I think we ratio out pretty nicely!! i gotta go fix the chair........

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Apr 20, 2015 22:52:53   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
archie bunker wrote:
DANG! DARN!..DARN..DAD GUM...DANG IT!!!! (kick the chair) DARNED DAD GUM!.....WAIT!!!! I've got it!!
With our coastline along the gulf, and our many large riverbeds, I think we ratio out pretty nicely!! i gotta go fix the chair........


What about your toes, or were you wearing your boondockers?

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Apr 20, 2015 23:00:22   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
What about your toes, or were you wearing your boondockers?


Still had my boots on.

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Apr 20, 2015 23:04:21   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
archie bunker wrote:
Still had my boots on.


I have been informed, numerous times, that despite their many faults, Texans are anything but dumb. You have reaffirmed my beliefs.

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Apr 20, 2015 23:12:09   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I have been informed, numerous times, that despite their many faults, Texans are anything but dumb. You have reaffirmed my beliefs.


'Many faults' seems a little harsh there, Amigo. Maybe 1 of us did have a pimple, wart, or mole here and there; but I wouldn't say many. :hunf: :wink:

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Apr 20, 2015 23:34:12   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
archie bunker wrote:
'Many faults' seems a little harsh there, Amigo. Maybe 1 of us did have a pimple, wart, or mole here and there; but I wouldn't say many. :hunf: :wink:


What some might consider faults, others might consider them attributes.

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Apr 21, 2015 00:26:38   #
mcmlx
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
First let me say that spring has sprung up here in the North Carolina mountains. Snowed less than two weeks ago, but still the grass is growing so fast the robins can disappear before they hop ten times.

Apple and cherry trees are in full blossom and yes, the water is crystal clear and as good as you can get. You would not believe the coffee it makes. Good to the last drop. I would not recommend you take up being the "Culligan Man" up here.

As for the politicians. All them fools who were up for e******n (read that Democrats) were kicked out and we sent a passel of Republicans up to DC and over to Raleigh.

Zippity-do-dah... My, oh, my -- what a wonderful day.
First let me say that spring has sprung up here in... (show quote)


Oh, ghost. You always tickle me. Did ya'll get a tornado today? We had a lot of hail. Hear tell we will maybe have a chance to mow the lawn....after the two foot high grass dries out. &#128515;

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Apr 21, 2015 01:13:18   #
fiatlux
 
no propaganda please wrote:
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.

I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries.

"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's North Carolina, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from North Carolina are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "Just north of North Carolina by a couple hundred miles is Washington, D.C. .. Wait till you see the i***ts I put there!"
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael,... (show quote)


If this is true of the people of NC, what about their protest against their governor and her policies?

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Apr 21, 2015 02:35:21   #
mcmlx
 
fiatlux wrote:
If this is true of the people of NC, what about their protest against their governor and her policies?


I can't speak for NC, however, SC is trying to protest against our illustrious governor Haley about raising taxes.
Can't figure why, with BMW, Hubbell, Boeing, etc. here (and $800,000 just laying around), we need higher taxes.
She ran on "not being a good ol' boy". Tee hee.
Nuff said.
Anarchy is very appealing.
MCMLX

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Apr 21, 2015 10:32:48   #
mcmlx
 
alabuck wrote:
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Now, now. Be nice. It's a very good possibility she MIGHT become our next president.


My bet is that she will. Our v**es are just pacifiers to make us think that we actually have a choice.
I may change my name from MCMLX to Anarchy.

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Apr 21, 2015 18:09:05   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
archie bunker wrote:
'Many faults' seems a little harsh there, Amigo. Maybe 1 of us did have a pimple, wart, or mole here and there; but I wouldn't say many. :hunf: :wink:
Texans once were conceited but now they are perfect

:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 21, 2015 18:54:59   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Texans once were conceited but now they are perfect

:thumbup: :thumbup:


I will take that as a compliment Tom! :thumbup:
We were once known to be a rough, and tough lot; but modernization has foo fooed us up anymore it seems. Myself included! Hell, I'm talking to a friend in Oregon from my kitchen chair in Texas!
What happened? I guess we just have to roll with it... :hunf:

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