And God Created North Carolina
Apr 20, 2015 09:21:46 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's North Carolina, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from North Carolina are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Just north of North Carolina by a couple hundred miles is Washington, D.C. .. Wait till you see the i***ts I put there!"
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's North Carolina, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from North Carolina are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Just north of North Carolina by a couple hundred miles is Washington, D.C. .. Wait till you see the i***ts I put there!"
Apr 20, 2015 09:26:50 #
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael,... (show quote)
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Apr 20, 2015 09:28:06 #
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Apr 20, 2015 09:29:21 #
Thank you for this post. I have often wondered the explanation for Washington D C. This one makes perfect sense. God does have a sense of humor.
I have visited North Carolina on numerous occasions. It truly is a beautiful state filled with polite, helpful, and kind people. I have friends on the Cherokee reservation. It is a beautiful place.
I have visited North Carolina on numerous occasions. It truly is a beautiful state filled with polite, helpful, and kind people. I have friends on the Cherokee reservation. It is a beautiful place.
Apr 20, 2015 09:40:07 #
Rufus wrote:
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Amen to that!! Brings back fond memories, as a child, visiting my grandma, walking barefoot to the little country store in Dublin with my cousins to buy "Push Up Sticks" and "Rockets" and those trips to Ocean Isle, long before civilization crept in, when there were only huge sand dunes to slide down and seashells to gather.
Apr 20, 2015 09:50:43 #
Searching wrote:
Amen to that!! Brings back fond memories, as a child, visiting my grandma, walking barefoot to the little country store in Dublin with my cousins to buy "Push Up Sticks" and "Rockets" and those trips to Ocean Isle, long before civilization crept in, when there were only huge sand dunes to slide down and seashells to gather.
The good ole days. I remember " push ups " and " rockets ". North Carolina was on my route for several years when I drove a truck. I spent many a night in Charlotte and Asheville and covered most of the state. I enjoyed it. I also took my family there for fun and visited the Biltmore Estate. I'm pretty sure that is the house God wanted me to have. :lol:
Apr 20, 2015 10:18:42 #
Rufus wrote:
The good ole days. I remember " push ups " and " rockets ". North Carolina was on my route for several years when I drove a truck. I spent many a night in Charlotte and Asheville and covered most of the state. I enjoyed it. I also took my family there for fun and visited the Biltmore Estate. I'm pretty sure that is the house God wanted me to have. :lol:
They were indeed the good ole days. I loved White Lake and relatives of mine had a seafood restaurant in Murrell's Inlet. I don't think I ever ate better!! The Biiltmore, ya don't say....you should have had that chat with God, but then we probably wouldn't have the pleasure of your company now!! :wink:
Apr 20, 2015 10:23:59 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
no propaganda please wrote:
Never been to North Carolina but some of my favorite people are from there. One friend from there told me the mountain water on his place was the best he ever drank--came from a mountain spring high up on the hill and had so much pressure it would knock the bottom out of the sinkGod was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael,... (show quote)
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Apr 20, 2015 10:31:32 #
Searching wrote:
They were indeed the good ole days. I loved White Lake and relatives of mine had a seafood restaurant in Murrell's Inlet. I don't think I ever ate better!! The Biiltmore, ya don't say....you should have had that chat with God, but then we probably wouldn't have the pleasure of your company now!! :wink:
That must be the reason. :lol: I would like to take a couple of weeks and drive along the Blue Ridge Pkwy. getting off whenever I choose and explore the little towns and enjoy the people and the arts and crafts.
Apr 20, 2015 11:02:52 #
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael,... (show quote)
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Apr 20, 2015 12:11:55 #
So true, no prop. The foothills of SC are close enough to perfect for me.
However, please quit telling our secrets! 😊
However, please quit telling our secrets! 😊
Apr 20, 2015 13:11:37 #
Apr 20, 2015 13:12:17 #
Rufus wrote:
The good ole days. I remember " push ups " and " rockets ". North Carolina was on my route for several years when I drove a truck. I spent many a night in Charlotte and Asheville and covered most of the state. I enjoyed it. I also took my family there for fun and visited the Biltmore Estate. I'm pretty sure that is the house God wanted me to have. :lol:
the thing i remember about the good ole days is being young
Apr 20, 2015 13:58:21 #
vernon wrote:
the thing i remember about the good ole days is being young
God bless you. Soon you will no longer be able to do that.
Apr 20, 2015 14:28:30 #
no propaganda please wrote:
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael,... (show quote)
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Cute story, NPP. But, if God puts only i***ts in D.C., what about the i***ts from North Carolina that are elected to go there? Just saying....... :XD:
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