bdamage Loc: My Bunker

So....age, rank, and serial number please!

You know you’re getting old when...
…you can’t tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.

You know you’re getting old when...
…you start having dry dreams and wet farts. What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horse’s backside? A mechanic.

You know you’re getting old when...
…the end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You know you’re getting old when...
…the four-letter word for something two people can do together in bed is ‘Read’.

You know you’re getting old when...
…the gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.

You know you’re getting old when...
…the names in your little black book are mostly doctors.

You know you’re getting old when...
…work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

You know you’re getting old when...
…you and your teeth no longer sleep together.

You know you’re getting old when...
…you can live without sex, but not without glasses.

You know you’re getting old when...
…you have a party and the neighbours don’t even realize it.

You know you’re getting old when...
…you sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.

You know you’re getting old when...
…your ears are hairier than your head.

MrEd Loc: Georgia

I wish you wouldn't talk about me that way..................

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Add to that: When you're "h*****g out", it means your shorts aren't long enough.

Dressing in the dark now, would qualify you for hazard pay.

When you see a pretty girl walk by in a skimpy outfit, instead of be titillated, you feel sad for the girl - and her parents.

An illicit affair now, is winking at the cashier at Walmart.

She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia

Happy Birthday, Slatten!!!

Enjoy you day. Here's wishing you have many many more. This world need more people like you.

bdamage Loc: My Bunker

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bdamage Loc: My Bunker

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no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Loki Loc: Georgia

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

Happy Birthday Slatten! Hope your day is a great one.

bahmer

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Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Indeed it does need more people like Slatten. It would appear that he believes that age really is just a number, since his spirit is so young at heart. :wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Well, he did include himself in the club.

And a very Happy Birthday Boot. You may tell us how you enjoyed it when you return tomorrow.


Ich hoffe, Sie genießen Ihren Tag mit Lauren und auch dass sie war wieder einmal ein Sieger im heutigen Spiel.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

You nailed it bd, GREAT!

Oh yeah and, though he is a Marine HAPPY BIRTHDAY slatts and God bless ya brother!

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RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

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bdamage Loc: My Bunker

After I posted this I saw that AuntiE had a "birthday" post for him also.
She is far more considerate and heartwarming than I.

Slats wouldn't expect any different from how I expressed his birthday congrats with my special brand and style. :wink: :thumbup: :thumbup: