badbobby wrote:
father omalley arose one morning and walked to his window,opened it and took a big deep breath.ugh!!!
oh what a terrible odor!he then noticed lying on his front lawn,a dead jackass.
father omalley promptly called the police station
the conversation went like this--
"good morning ,this is sergant jones,how may I help you?
"and the best of the morning to ye rself"father omalley replied
."this is Father Omalley over At st Anns Catholic church.theres a dead jackass layin on me front lawn and stinkin up the place quite badly,and would ye be so kind to send a cou;le o yer foine lads over to remove it?"
now Sergant jones considered himself to be quite a wit and decided to have some fun with the Father.
"well now Father its my impression that you as a Catholic preist took care of the last rites"said the sergant.
after a long silence Father Omalley replied
"aye lad,tis certainly true,but we always notify the next of kin first.and that is the reason fer me call"
senior trying to set a password
windows---please enter mew password
senior--cabbage
windows--sorry, password must have more than eight characters
senior--boiledcabbage
windows--sorry,password must have at least one numerical character
senior--1 boiledcabbage
windows--sorry,password may not have blank spaces
senior--50bloodyboiledcabbages
windows--sorry,password must have at least one upper case character
senior--50BloodyBoiledcabbages
windows--sorry,passwored may not have more than one upper case character
senior--50Bloodyboiledcabbagesshovedupyour assiftoudontgivemeaccessimmediately
windows--sorry,that password is already taken
father omalley arose one morning and walked to his... (
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Dag nabbit, they cracked my password.