badbobby Loc: texas

father omalley arose one morning and walked to his window,opened it and took a big deep breath.ugh!!!
oh what a terrible odor!he then noticed lying on his front lawn,a dead jackass.
father omalley promptly called the police station
the conversation went like this--
"good morning ,this is sergant jones,how may I help you?
"and the best of the morning to ye rself"father omalley replied
."this is Father Omalley over At st Anns Catholic church.theres a dead jackass layin on me front lawn and stinkin up the place quite badly,and would ye be so kind to send a cou;le o yer foine lads over to remove it?"
now Sergant jones considered himself to be quite a wit and decided to have some fun with the Father.
"well now Father its my impression that you as a Catholic preist took care of the last rites"said the sergant.
after a long silence Father Omalley replied

"aye lad,tis certainly true,but we always notify the next of kin first.and that is the reason fer me call"

senior trying to set a password
windows---please enter mew password
senior--cabbage
windows--sorry, password must have more than eight characters
senior--boiledcabbage
windows--sorry,password must have at least one numerical character
senior--1 boiledcabbage
windows--sorry,password may not have blank spaces
senior--50bloodyboiledcabbages
windows--sorry,password must have at least one upper case character
senior--50BloodyBoiledcabbages
windows--sorry,passwored may not have more than one upper case character
senior--50Bloodyboiledcabbagesshovedupyour assiftoudontgivemeaccessimmediately
windows--sorry,that password is already taken

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

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slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I guess I'm fortunate Father O'Malley didn't call me first. :wink:

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Why Slatten, refreshing your candor is. :roll: :mrgreen:

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badbobby, good ones!! The piece on passwords made me laugh, but I wasn't laughing last night when I was creating a password for a site. Amazing, in the light of day, how your attitude changes, especially when you're looking in and not present in the experience described. :lol: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Mornin', Lady Searching :!: :-D Was that a shot :?: :lol:

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

:shock: :lol: nahhhhh, just a "friendly" poke. Good Morning to you Sir Slatten!!

boatbob2

Father O Malley was walking down the street,when he seen a young boy,holding a dog,that had just been run over by a car,The father asked the little boy what happened,The boy replied,the car ran over my dogs ass,The Father said,your not supposed to say that,you can say,the car ran over my dogs rectum,The little boy said,rectum,hell,it damn near k**led him..

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Like an arrow that pierced my heart, it was. :mrgreen:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That little boy's name...was it 'lil Johnny, by any chance :?: :wink:

boatbob2

Yep,The little boys name is Little Johnny !!!!!

DamnYANKEE

:shock: :shock: :shock: RUH ROH ,,,I lost my password .

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Not foolin' me, Sir Slatten. Couldn't resist, could ya', putting that "smirky" face at the end of your observation. Your crocodile tears are to no avail!! :roll: :wink: If you had left that little green character off, I might have called 911 just because "I care"....

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

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lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: tooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You, my Lady, are living proof that Will Rogers was wrong when he said: "I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man." :lol: