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Apr 7, 2015 23:33:12   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
bahmer wrote:
Is there anyway to entice Obama to swim for the million? Or is there anyone who will shove him in and let him swim for the million.


I'll push

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Apr 7, 2015 23:38:06   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Would every one on OPP please send me 10 bucks? I want to be a millionaire :idea: :idea: :idea: :D :D :D


It would be better to request $1,000 per participant.

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Apr 8, 2015 00:12:25   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
It would be better to request $1,000 per participant.


it don't matter he aint gettin any

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Apr 8, 2015 00:44:48   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
it don't matter he aint gettin any


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Tightwad.

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Apr 8, 2015 05:15:49   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)


How come the gators never win?

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Apr 8, 2015 06:29:39   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
alex wrote:
it don't matter he aint gettin any
Ahh com'on I know you are rich and can spare it 'sides I'll send you a nice thank you card.

:-D :-D :-D

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Apr 8, 2015 06:31:04   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Hemiman wrote:
How come the gators never win?


They have Gator- aids

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Apr 8, 2015 06:41:06   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
They have Gator- aids


I Walked right into that one.

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Apr 8, 2015 08:25:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Hemiman wrote:
I Walked right into that one.

Yeah, Tom is just the man to accommodate you when you leave an opening. :lol:

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Apr 8, 2015 08:26:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Ahh com'on I know you are rich and can spare it 'sides I'll send you a nice thank you card.

:-D :-D :-D

You shouldn't hold your breath waiting on Alex's $10, Tom. :roll: Nor mine. :-D I will wish you luck, though :!:

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Apr 8, 2015 09:10:03   #
rocketride
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Would every one on OPP please send me 10 bucks? I want to be a millionaire :idea: :idea: :idea: :D :D :D


Or you could ask the 'gators nicely.

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Apr 8, 2015 09:11:22   #
rocketride
 
Hemiman wrote:
How come the gators never win?


I don't know, but sometimes the bull, he no lose.

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Apr 8, 2015 10:02:55   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
slatten49 wrote:
You shouldn't hold your breath waiting on Alex's $10, Tom. :roll: Nor mine. :-D I will wish you luck, though :!:
It's ok I already have $10

:-D :thumbup:

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Apr 8, 2015 10:04:27   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
rocketride wrote:
Or you could ask the 'gators nicely.
My wife has a alligator purse so they probly would want revenge

:cry:

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Apr 8, 2015 10:53:17   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Tightwad.


yep, you see we Scots have the same reputation as you Jews do, of course we call it thrifty

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