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Apr 6, 2015 20:14:10   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'

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Apr 6, 2015 20:40:45   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)
Perhaps he was a lawyer

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 6, 2015 20:44:38   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)


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Apr 6, 2015 21:42:13   #
grace scott
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)





:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 7, 2015 00:24:04   #
fiatlux
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)


Yes, a good start but what?

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Apr 7, 2015 10:57:24   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)


Funny. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 7, 2015 11:00:43   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 7, 2015 11:17:05   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)


poppa, I just happened to read this again and was wondering where [besides Hillery]have you ever seen a poor millionaire?

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Apr 7, 2015 11:46:12   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
poppa, I just happened to read this again and was wondering where [besides Hillery]have you ever seen a poor millionaire?


Yes, Hitlery is in a class all her own. Poor little multi-millionaire.

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Apr 7, 2015 11:55:30   #
rocketride
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.' So the party continues with no events in the pool until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he's swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the anal orifice that pushed me in!'
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive part... (show quote)


As opposed to a poor millionaire. . .?

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Apr 7, 2015 12:00:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Hmmm....who do we know that would 'encourage' a man to enter the pool :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 7, 2015 12:21:25   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Hmmm....who do we know that would 'encourage' a man to enter the pool :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Is there anyway to entice Obama to swim for the million? Or is there anyone who will shove him in and let him swim for the million.

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Apr 7, 2015 15:09:39   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Hmmm....who do we know that would 'encourage' a man to enter the pool :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Our beloved AuntiE?

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Apr 7, 2015 16:15:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Our beloved AuntiE?


Bingo :!: Notice how many laughing-out-loud emoticons she put in her response post :?: That is the sign of a depraved mind. :hunf:

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Apr 7, 2015 23:06:11   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Would every one on OPP please send me 10 bucks? I want to be a millionaire :idea: :idea: :idea: :D :D :D

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