just random thoughts
Apr 4, 2015 06:59:31 #
you guys are really funny. This is the way to start the day. How you all can come up with some of these remarks is beyonbd me but I sure enjoyed them. Badbobby has a great memory, that was great. Ilived inTexas years
ago, went to the University of Houston, I should have stayed inTexas. This "column" was fun, I enjoyed this because I don't have very good luck, just
last week I won a 20 day cruise.....in the Bermuda Triangle. Like my neighbor, whenever he gets home from work he gets all upset, told me he's
getting suspicious cause as soon as he close's the door he hears his parrott
in the other room say, "Quick, out the window".
Take care now.
ago, went to the University of Houston, I should have stayed inTexas. This "column" was fun, I enjoyed this because I don't have very good luck, just
last week I won a 20 day cruise.....in the Bermuda Triangle. Like my neighbor, whenever he gets home from work he gets all upset, told me he's
getting suspicious cause as soon as he close's the door he hears his parrott
in the other room say, "Quick, out the window".
Take care now.
Apr 4, 2015 07:22:20 #
Kachina wrote:
Love it!!!! The only thing I would add is: I talk to myself, because I can have an intelligent conversation with myself.
I talk to myself because I know I'll be t***hful, I do not 'skirt the issue.'
'Old age is coming at a bad time,' yep, just when I need my energy it decided to move on and I can't keep up with it.
Guess I can attribute that to "if I didn't have bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all."
Enjoyed the list. Thanks.
Apr 4, 2015 07:42:11 #
Kachina wrote:
LOL. Of course. As I said I can have an intelligent conversation with myself! I can converse with many people and walk away in befuddlement trying to figure out what the hell they just said!!
Let me admit, I am a woman - but I know what you are saying, after you talk to a woman, you walk away and ask your wife "what was she talking about?" Men take things literally, women leave room for 'try to figure it out.' Some women leave me wondering, but, then there are some men who can leave you just as confused.
Apr 4, 2015 08:22:19 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
the biggest lie I tell myself is;i don't have to w... (show quote)
Great way to start the daily visit to OPP. Thanks for making me laugh!
Apr 4, 2015 10:51:59 #
alex wrote:
no but you do have a lot of BS
Well, he is a squid so it is to be expected.
Apr 4, 2015 11:07:37 #
alex wrote:
just stay on the ship the Capt. knows the way, besides just because you easily led astray doesn't mean you get lost easy
He was easily led astray, that is why he became a squid and, by the way, he is still lost. Thankfully the Captain has Marines aboard to advise and protect him from all the 'lost' souls aboard his ship.
Apr 4, 2015 11:12:01 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, he is a squid so it is to be expected.
welcome home, just because he doesn't know yet the difference between a sea story and a fairytale
Apr 4, 2015 11:12:06 #
BearK wrote:
Let me admit, I am a woman - but I know what you are saying, after you talk to a woman, you walk away and ask your wife "what was she talking about?" Men take things literally, women leave room for 'try to figure it out.' Some women leave me wondering, but, then there are some men who can leave you just as confused.
Women are very confusing to men.
Apr 4, 2015 11:17:15 #
alex wrote:
welcome home, just because he doesn't know yet the difference between a sea story and a fairytale
Yeah, he is still under the impression that fairy's have tails. He continues telling his tales about fairy's. (Those with wings as opposed to the earthly type.)
Apr 4, 2015 11:20:39 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yeah, he is still under the impression that fairy's have tails. He continues telling his tales about fairy's. (Those with wings as opposed to the earthly type.)
a fairytale starts out, once upon a time and a sea story starts out this ain't no s**t
Apr 4, 2015 11:50:29 #
alex wrote:
a fairy tale starts out, once upon a time and a sea story starts out this ain't no s**t
I remember when my D.I. informed me of the difference between the T***sportation Division and the Men's Division in the Naval Service, he used the same analogy.
Apr 4, 2015 12:13:06 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
PoppaGringo wrote:
I remember when my D.I. informed me of the difference between the T***sportation Division and the Men's Division in the Naval Service, he used the same analogy.
well you have the advantage on me this morning I just found out on Wed. that I have been walking around for three weeks with pneumonia and they have me so doped up I'm not even sure where I am
Apr 4, 2015 12:24:16 #
Apr 4, 2015 12:58:27 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Women are very confusing to men.
Then they marry them, and end up saying to themselves, "What was I thinking?"
Apr 4, 2015 13:34:11 #
BearK wrote:
Then they marry them, and end up saying to themselves, "What was I thinking?"
That was undoubtedly the thought of both.
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