just random thoughts
Apr 3, 2015 19:04:03 #
the biggest lie I tell myself is;i don't have to write that down Ill remember it
wouldn't it be great if we could get in dryer and come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller?
last year I joined a support group for procastinators
we haven't met yet
I don't trip over things,i do random gravity checks
I don't need anger management,i need for people to stop making me angry
old age is coming at a bad time
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change ,the things I can,and the friends to bail me out when I finally snap
my people sk**ls are good,its the tolerance for i***ts that needs work
teach your daughter to shoot a gun.because a restraining order is only a piece of paper
if GOD had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees
my grandkids text me pliz which is shorter than please.
I text back no which is shorter than yes
I am retiring and am going to live off my savings.
dunno what I will do next week
even duct tape wont fix stupid.but it will muffle the sound
why should I press 1 for English?
they are just going to put me on with someone I cant understand anyway
I talk to myself--I need expert advice
oops!!!did I roll my eyes out loud?
at my age getting lucky means walking into a room and
remembering why I walked in there
chocolate comes from a tree which is a plant,which means chocolate is salad
artificial intelligence cant beat natural stupidity
have I told you this before?
or was it you telling me??
wouldn't it be great if we could get in dryer and come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller?
last year I joined a support group for procastinators
we haven't met yet
I don't trip over things,i do random gravity checks
I don't need anger management,i need for people to stop making me angry
old age is coming at a bad time
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change ,the things I can,and the friends to bail me out when I finally snap
my people sk**ls are good,its the tolerance for i***ts that needs work
teach your daughter to shoot a gun.because a restraining order is only a piece of paper
if GOD had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees
my grandkids text me pliz which is shorter than please.
I text back no which is shorter than yes
I am retiring and am going to live off my savings.
dunno what I will do next week
even duct tape wont fix stupid.but it will muffle the sound
why should I press 1 for English?
they are just going to put me on with someone I cant understand anyway
I talk to myself--I need expert advice
oops!!!did I roll my eyes out loud?
at my age getting lucky means walking into a room and
remembering why I walked in there
chocolate comes from a tree which is a plant,which means chocolate is salad
artificial intelligence cant beat natural stupidity
have I told you this before?
or was it you telling me??
Apr 3, 2015 19:42:51 #
badbobby wrote:
the biggest lie I tell myself is;i don't have to w... (show quote)
Love it!!!! The only thing I would add is: I talk to myself, because I can have an intelligent conversation with myself.
Apr 3, 2015 19:46:03 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
the biggest lie I tell myself is;i don't have to w... (show quote)
as I was doing my shopping this morning I saw a stock boy stacking toilet paper so I ask him with so many people today that are full of s**t why do we need so much toilet paper?
Apr 3, 2015 19:47:19 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Kachina wrote:
Love it!!!! The only thing I would add is: I talk to myself, because I can have an intelligent conversation with myself.
but do you understand what you're talking about
Apr 3, 2015 20:04:49 #
If evolution is true then we are all technically mutants. Because that's how it works, a creature is born with a mutation that's more effective towards its survival and has babies that are better at surviving. Then the process repeats itself a couple 1000 times and bam a Bird has its wings and humans have thumbs.
Apr 3, 2015 20:16:55 #
alex wrote:
as I was doing my shopping this morning I saw a stock boy stacking toilet paper so I ask him with so many people today that are full of s**t why do we need so much toilet paper?
lol Alex
but I wonder
was that directed at me??
Apr 3, 2015 20:18:06 #
alex wrote:
but do you understand what you're talking about
of course not
why would I be on opp if I understood anything???
Apr 3, 2015 20:19:16 #
Anonymous wrote:
If evolution is true then we are all technically mutants. Because that's how it works, a creature is born with a mutation that's more effective towards its survival and has babies that are better at surviving. Then the process repeats itself a couple 1000 times and bam a Bird has its wings and humans have thumbs.
wow Anon
that's deep
Apr 3, 2015 20:23:09 #
alex wrote:
but do you understand what you're talking about
LOL. Of course. As I said I can have an intelligent conversation with myself! I can converse with many people and walk away in befuddlement trying to figure out what the hell they just said!!
Apr 3, 2015 20:44:23 #
If household appliances had feelings and could talk they'd probably say... Please quit poking me
Apr 3, 2015 20:44:46 #
Apr 3, 2015 21:21:28 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
lol Alex
but I wonder
was that directed at me??
but I wonder
was that directed at me??
no but you do have a lot of BS
Apr 3, 2015 23:14:10 #
Kachina wrote:
LOL. Of course. As I said I can have an intelligent conversation with myself! I can converse with many people and walk away in befuddlement trying to figure out what the hell they just said!!
and with that post
you just lost me
of course some say Im easily lost
ala Slats and Poppa
Apr 3, 2015 23:40:41 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
badbobby wrote:
and with that post
you just lost me
of course some say Im easily lost
ala Slats and Poppa
you just lost me
of course some say Im easily lost
ala Slats and Poppa
just stay on the ship the Capt. knows the way, besides just because you easily led astray doesn't mean you get lost easy
Apr 4, 2015 00:16:52 #
alex wrote:
just stay on the ship the Capt. knows the way, besides just because you easily led astray doesn't mean you get lost easy
thanks shipmate
I think
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