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Apr 5, 2015 00:37:46   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
I guess, he's already been pinging on me


Be ready, soon he will be ponging :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 5, 2015 00:38:01   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
I guess, he's already been pinging on me


We may allow him a brief respite and then take appropriate action. :mrgreen: :roll: :hunf:

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Apr 5, 2015 08:13:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
We may allow him a brief respite and then take appropriate action. :mrgreen: :roll: :hunf:

That should be an alert/wake-up call for the Squids on board. :wink:

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Apr 5, 2015 11:39:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
I do so humbly wish to beg your pardon, I said bite not nite...

And May I ask where PoppaG is? Or is it a secret?


aRMIE
POPPA HAD TO GO LICK HIS WOUNDS
TAKIN HIM A WHILE TO RECUPERATE
THOSE VICIOUS JABS FROM US GOBS AND DOGFACES INJURED HIN SEVERELY
srry bout the caps

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Apr 5, 2015 11:42:34   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
I guess I missed his leaving back then, I have been wondering where he was. I thought I seen (saw?) his name highlighted on my buddy list.

I sent him ( I Thought ) a welcome back and told him I had missed him. Only problem the PM was accidentally addressed to Npp.

Gezz, getting old is a bummer :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:



So right Armie
whoever called old age "the golden age"certainly didn't live in it

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Apr 5, 2015 11:44:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
alex wrote:
I guess, he's already been pinging on me



don't worry Alex
he will prolly go back in hiding tomorrow :lol:

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Apr 5, 2015 12:07:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
don't worry Alex
he will prolly go back in hiding tomorrow :lol:

Salty wasn't hiding. :? He was vacationing. :thumbup:

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Apr 5, 2015 13:28:10   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Salty wasn't hiding. :? He was vacationing. :thumbup:



yeah Slats
that's his story
and you are sticking with it
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 5, 2015 13:56:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
yeah Slats
that's his story
and you are sticking with it
:lol: :lol: :lol:


You didn't notice that the selling of 'party favors' in Florida skyrocketed the past few weeks :?: :mrgreen:

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Apr 5, 2015 15:30:36   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
You didn't notice that the selling of 'party favors' in Florida skyrocketed the past few weeks :?: :mrgreen:



Some years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco.
Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of
140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe.
When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained
pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the
contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the
implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with
a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution. "Ma'am,"
they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt
and the salt shaker contains pepper " But before they could finish the
waitress interrupted them. "Oh, sorry about that." She leaned over the
table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles, and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

This reminds me of our government: solutions could be so simple, but the
brilliant minds in Washington have to make them so complicated. (NASA did an
expensive study to make a pen write in zero gravity outer space. The
Russians just used a pencil!)

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Apr 5, 2015 16:17:29   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
Some years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco.
Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of
140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe.
When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained
pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the
contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the
implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with
a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution. "Ma'am,"
they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt
and the salt shaker contains pepper " But before they could finish the
waitress interrupted them. "Oh, sorry about that." She leaned over the
table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles, and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

This reminds me of our government: solutions could be so simple, but the
brilliant minds in Washington have to make them so complicated. (NASA did an
expensive study to make a pen write in zero gravity outer space. The
Russians just used a pencil!)
Some years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in Sa... (show quote)


when you got to calling the waitress I knew what she was going to do, I guess simple minds all work the same

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Apr 5, 2015 17:17:06   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
when you got to calling the waitress I knew what she was going to do, I guess simple minds all work the same


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 5, 2015 19:14:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
Some years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco.
Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of
140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe.
When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained
pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the
contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the
implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with
a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution. "Ma'am,"
they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt
and the salt shaker contains pepper " But before they could finish the
waitress interrupted them. "Oh, sorry about that." She leaned over the
table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles, and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

This reminds me of our government: solutions could be so simple, but the
brilliant minds in Washington have to make them so complicated. (NASA did an
expensive study to make a pen write in zero gravity outer space. The
Russians just used a pencil!)
Some years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in Sa... (show quote)

That had nothing to do with skyrocketing party favor sales in Florida as of late. :roll: Salty was there on vacation. :mrgreen:

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