Saturday Amusement
Mar 28, 2015 14:05:46 #
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Mar 28, 2015 21:00:07 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
I need to get one for my wife, she's always dreaming of all the women I run around with and she believes them
Mar 28, 2015 21:04:50 #
alex wrote:
I need to get one for my wife, she's always dreaming of all the women I run around with and she believes them
The wimmen or the dreams :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mar 28, 2015 21:54:25 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
The wimmen or the dreams :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:
BOOK!
Mar 28, 2015 22:28:29 #
alex wrote:
BOOK!
I dreamt I wrote a book about dreams. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mar 28, 2015 22:36:12 #
AuntiE wrote:
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Along similar lines, a great spiritual teacher offered his dev**ees two doors, one to heaven and one to a discussion of heaven: which did the majority choose?
Mar 28, 2015 22:57:43 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
numenian wrote:
Along similar lines, a great spiritual teacher offered his dev**ees two doors, one to heaven and one to a discussion of heaven: which did the majority choose?
if the majority were liberals they would want to discuss it they don't believe in heaven
Mar 28, 2015 23:06:11 #
alex wrote:
if the majority were liberals they would want to discuss it they don't believe in heaven
Pretty much true, I think, though there may be a "surprise ending."
Mar 28, 2015 23:09:00 #
numenian wrote:
Along similar lines, a great spiritual teacher offered his dev**ees two doors, one to heaven and one to a discussion of heaven: which did the majority choose?
But not if this guy is a conservative.
Mar 28, 2015 23:11:32 #
numenian wrote:
Along similar lines, a great spiritual teacher offered his dev**ees two doors, one to heaven and one to a discussion of heaven: which did the majority choose?
P O A C
Mar 28, 2015 23:13:48 #
alex wrote:
if the majority were liberals they would want to discuss it they don't believe in heaven
Numenian has decided that this evening it is going to attempt to disrupt the General Chit Chat Forums with great, supposed, wisdom statements.
Mar 28, 2015 23:14:06 #
rumitoid wrote:
But not if this guy is a conservative.
Those who felt certain and righteous went to the seminar, and those of God who did not went to heaven.
Mar 28, 2015 23:35:20 #
numenian wrote:
Those who felt certain and righteous went to the seminar, and those of God who did not went to heaven.
What has happened to the Sat. humor :?: :?: :shock: :shock:
Mar 28, 2015 23:48:07 #
Armageddun wrote:
What has happened to the Sat. humor :?: :?: :shock: :shock:
We may have to make allowances. Notre Dame came very close to the upset of the season. Numenian isn't a big Notre Dame fan. They lost by only two bloody points.
Mar 28, 2015 23:58:32 #
AuntiE wrote:
We may have to make allowances. Notre Dame came very close to the upset of the season. Numenian isn't a big Notre Dame fan. They lost by only two bloody points.
Oh yes, wh**ever came over me. Please pardon my rude behavior, I forgot about basketball. I'll come back when its over.
As a side note there is a rumor going around concerning Numenian on another thread. Buyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
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