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Mar 28, 2015 11:42:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
numenian wrote:
Funny stuff, I love bloopers. Here are two from church bulletins: Will the "self-esteem" group please use the back entrance; Will the Overeaters Anonymous group please use the double wide doors at the side entrance.


:lol: :thumbup: :lol:

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Mar 28, 2015 14:05:37   #
grace scott
 
slatten49 wrote:
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting fight after the church service.

In November, Mr. Parks passed out and explained the budget for the upcoming year.

We invite everyone to our church, no matter what their demonination.

The church will assist by serving a luncheon for the families of church members who died immediately following the funeral.

The minister asks that a group be organized to wash the church widows.

Come join us in our 3rd Annual Goof Outing.

When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

Child care provided with reservations.

Proceeds of the Church Charity Drive will go to disable Veterans.

Would the congregation please note that the bowl in the back of the church labeled 'For the Sick' is for monetary donations only.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

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Your attendance is needed at the council meeting f... (show quote)


#l is my favorite. That was no blooper! :D :D :D

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Mar 28, 2015 18:54:51   #
DamnYANKEE
 
PaulPisces wrote:
No worry about parking on angels for me....I haven't owned a car in over 15 years.

OK - I do rent a car now and then, but doubt I drive anywhere near angels.


I ride my HARLEY . Angels are Always with me . :-D .. Or they Better be . :shock:

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Mar 28, 2015 20:24:43   #
grace scott
 
DamnYANKEE wrote:
I ride my HARLEY . Angels are Always with me . :-D .. Or they Better be . :shock:



I'm sure you have heard "Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"?

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Mar 28, 2015 20:48:23   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
numenian wrote:
Funny stuff, I love bloopers. Here are two from church bulletins: Will the "self-esteem" group please use the back entrance; Will the Overeaters Anonymous group please use the double wide doors at the side entrance.


I think the next to the last one is good. A bowl full of yuck...

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Mar 28, 2015 21:49:21   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
grace scott wrote:
I'm sure you have heard "Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"?


You don't drive a Harley, you RIDE it. (LOL)

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Mar 28, 2015 22:32:10   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting fight after the church service.

In November, Mr. Parks passed out and explained the budget for the upcoming year.

We invite everyone to our church, no matter what their demonination.

The church will assist by serving a luncheon for the families of church members who died immediately following the funeral.

The minister asks that a group be organized to wash the church widows.

Come join us in our 3rd Annual Goof Outing.

When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

Child care provided with reservations.

Proceeds of the Church Charity Drive will go to disable Veterans.

Would the congregation please note that the bowl in the back of the church labeled 'For the Sick' is for monetary donations only.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

:mrgreen:
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting f... (show quote)



lol Slats
kinda reminds me of my church
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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