Church bulletin bloopers
Mar 27, 2015 15:25:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting fight after the church service.
In November, Mr. Parks passed out and explained the budget for the upcoming year.
We invite everyone to our church, no matter what their demonination.
The church will assist by serving a luncheon for the families of church members who died immediately following the funeral.
The minister asks that a group be organized to wash the church widows.
Come join us in our 3rd Annual Goof Outing.
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
Child care provided with reservations.
Proceeds of the Church Charity Drive will go to disable Veterans.
Would the congregation please note that the bowl in the back of the church labeled 'For the Sick' is for monetary donations only.
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
:mrgreen:
In November, Mr. Parks passed out and explained the budget for the upcoming year.
We invite everyone to our church, no matter what their demonination.
The church will assist by serving a luncheon for the families of church members who died immediately following the funeral.
The minister asks that a group be organized to wash the church widows.
Come join us in our 3rd Annual Goof Outing.
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
Child care provided with reservations.
Proceeds of the Church Charity Drive will go to disable Veterans.
Would the congregation please note that the bowl in the back of the church labeled 'For the Sick' is for monetary donations only.
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
:mrgreen:
Mar 27, 2015 15:39:32 #
No worry about parking on angels for me....I haven't owned a car in over 15 years.
OK - I do rent a car now and then, but doubt I drive anywhere near angels.
OK - I do rent a car now and then, but doubt I drive anywhere near angels.
Mar 27, 2015 15:43:14 #
slatten49 wrote:
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting f... (show quote)
Finally, only two days late with meeting your assignment. :-( :-( :-( Likely the bulletin notices were written by you. ;)
The fourth one had me :lol: :lol: :lol: ! :!:
Mar 27, 2015 15:45:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Finally, only two days late with meeting your assignment. :-( :-( :-( Likely the bulletin notices were written by you. ;)
The fourth one had me :lol: :lol: :lol: ! :!:
The fourth one had me :lol: :lol: :lol: ! :!:
The 5th one intrigued me. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Mar 27, 2015 16:27:07 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting f... (show quote)
Great!! Very funny. Thanks
Mar 27, 2015 17:03:44 #
Mar 27, 2015 17:19:37 #
Loki wrote:
I like it.
Do not let your enthusiasm go too far. We would not want to have to call the EMT Team. :-)
Mar 27, 2015 17:38:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Do not let your enthusiasm go too far. We would not want to have to call the EMT Team. :-)
Or, SWAT Team. :shock: :lol:
Mar 27, 2015 17:47:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
The 5th one intrigued me. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
That 5th one had me wondering how many men would volunteer.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
OH! the thumbs up is for the whole thing, not just volunteering to wash widows. It was funny.
Mar 27, 2015 18:36:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
That 5th one had me wondering how many men would volunteer.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
OH! the thumbs up is for the whole thing, not just volunteering to wash widows. It was funny.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
OH! the thumbs up is for the whole thing, not just volunteering to wash widows. It was funny.
Who wouldn't want to work up a lather up with lovely widows :?: :mrgreen: Only widowers, of course, would be eligible. :wink:
The Sgt. Major made me add that last part. :roll: :?
Mar 27, 2015 19:23:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
Or, SWAT Team. :shock: :lol:
Are you kidding? He probably taught the SWAT Team how to shoot. They are not going to take him on. :shock: :shock: :shock: :idea: :idea:
Mar 27, 2015 20:53:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Are you kidding? He probably taught the SWAT Team how to shoot. They are not going to take him on. :shock: :shock: :shock: :idea: :idea:
A good training exercise :?: 8-)
Mar 28, 2015 05:31:38 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
slatten49 wrote:
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting f... (show quote)
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Old but still good. Thanks for the memory. :wink:
Mar 28, 2015 08:19:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Alicia wrote:
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Old but still good. Thanks for the memory. :wink:
Old but still good. Thanks for the memory. :wink:
Thanks, Alicia. :thumbup:
Mar 28, 2015 11:37:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Your attendance is needed at the council meeting f... (show quote)
Funny stuff, I love bloopers. Here are two from church bulletins: Will the "self-esteem" group please use the back entrance; Will the Overeaters Anonymous group please use the double wide doors at the side entrance.
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