slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

She's one tough gal :!: :wink: :thumbup:

The RV bus is ready for the road, if needed. 8-)

archie bunker Loc: Texas

ROAD TRIP!!!!
:thumbup: :thumbup:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Something you and Mrs.B do everyday. :mrgreen: :-D :-P

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Yes we do!!
Just not in a bus with a driver, and a fully stocked bar!! Then we have T.V.!! As long as we aren't driving the stinkin thing....
Hmmmm....A couple could do stuff in a vehicle like that while running down the road! Just thinkin.....
:wink:

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

An elderly man suffered a severe heart attack while in a store.

The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a
clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he
was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked
the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."



Aging is THE master teacher of life, not a thief in the night.
Aging teaches me ... to honor the many lessons I have learned over the years.
Aging is a part of the living water that Jesus offers us every day.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------------ Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store --------------- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle ------------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach ----------------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ---------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle ---------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin ---------------------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------------ Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew --------------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ---------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV ---------- Winnie Bay Gogh

Aging is THE master teacher of life, not a thief in the night.
Aging teaches me ... to honor the many lessons I have learned over the years.
Aging is a part of the living water that Jesus offers us every day.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

We have advanced to a washboard. Rubbing clothes on rocks down at the crick wears them out too quick.. :shock: :shock: :shock:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Somehow, I do not perceive Slatten wants to chauffeur you and Mrs.B to "do stuff" while he drives. :shock: :oops: :shock: :oops:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Wooden or metal...washboard?

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

ours was metal with a wood frame

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

We went first class, Metal. Cost a little more but what the heck, you can't take it with you... (Money or washboard) :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You perceived correctly...:wink:...in this case.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

As I said, "A man of many disguises.' :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Disguises are necessary when one is born with a face like mine. :roll: :oops: :shock:

I am also shifty. 8-)

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

You will need all your disguises and shiftiness. Your Senior NCO is officially offline for his trip. He took his computer to the computer hospital. No one to cover your back. I must alert My Alex forthwith. :D :P :lol: :thumbup: