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Mar 10, 2015 19:14:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, Mike, the mailman was making his deliveries. Unfortunately, his mail truck skidded off the road into a snow bank. After struggling out of it, he walked to the nearest farmhouse seeking help.

The farmer agreed to help Mike and led him into the barn where he introduced him to Armie*, a huge draft mule that he harnessed up. As the farmer grabbed a heavy tow rope, the trio set out.

At the scene of the accident, the farmer hooked the rope to both Armie and the mail truck and then yelled, "Pull, Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Armie!

To the mailman's great relief, the truck was back on the road, and undamaged. He thanked the farmer and then asked, "Did you forget your horse's name?" You called, "Pull Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Tiny!"

No, I didn't forget his name," said the farmer. "Armie is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't have done a damned thing!"


*Any resemblance to living persons or creatures is coincidental, and should not be construed otherwise. :mrgreen: Really :!:

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Mar 10, 2015 19:51:32   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, Mike, the mailman was making his deliveries. Unfortunately, his mail truck skidded off the road into a snow bank. After struggling out of it, he walked to the nearest farmhouse seeking help.

The farmer agreed to help Mike and led him into the barn where he introduced him to Armie*, a huge draft mule that he harnessed up. As the farmer grabbed a heavy tow rope, the trio set out.

At the scene of the accident, the farmer hooked the rope to both Armie and the mail truck and then yelled, "Pull, Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Armie!

To the mailman's great relief, the truck was back on the road, and undamaged. He thanked the farmer and then asked, "Did you forget your horse's name?" You called, "Pull Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Tiny!"

No, I didn't forget his name," said the farmer. "Armie is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't have done a damned thing!"


*Any resemblance to living persons or creatures is coincidental, and should not be construed otherwise. :mrgreen: Really :!:
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, M... (show quote)


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Mar 10, 2015 20:46:47   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
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I didn't think it was "THAT" funny. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf:

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Mar 10, 2015 21:12:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
I didn't think it was "THAT" funny. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf:


I thought it was even funnier then the commentary I posted. :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :D :D :P :P :twisted: :twisted:

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Mar 10, 2015 21:24:31   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
I didn't think it was "THAT" funny. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf:


You're just being mule-headed. :XD:

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Mar 10, 2015 21:59:34   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
You're just being mule-headed. :XD:


As well as other, possible, mule parts. :shock: :oops: :-o :shock:

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Mar 10, 2015 22:01:35   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
You're just being mule-headed. :XD:


I'll get even after Justified...

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Mar 10, 2015 22:04:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
I'll get even after Justified...


But, will it be justified :?: :lol:

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Mar 10, 2015 23:33:27   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
As well as other, possible, mule parts. :shock: :oops: :-o :shock:


I think you mean horses.. :!:

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Mar 10, 2015 23:34:10   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
But, will it be justified :?: :lol:


Justified 2 good one.

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Mar 11, 2015 06:28:36   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
slatten49 wrote:
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, Mike, the mailman was making his deliveries. Unfortunately, his mail truck skidded off the road into a snow bank. After struggling out of it, he walked to the nearest farmhouse seeking help.

The farmer agreed to help Mike and led him into the barn where he introduced him to Armie*, a huge draft mule that he harnessed up. As the farmer grabbed a heavy tow rope, the trio set out.

At the scene of the accident, the farmer hooked the rope to both Armie and the mail truck and then yelled, "Pull, Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Armie!

To the mailman's great relief, the truck was back on the road, and undamaged. He thanked the farmer and then asked, "Did you forget your horse's name?" You called, "Pull Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Tiny!"

No, I didn't forget his name," said the farmer. "Armie is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't have done a damned thing!"


*Any resemblance to living persons or creatures is coincidental, and should not be construed otherwise. :mrgreen: Really :!:
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, M... (show quote)

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Great story. Thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 11, 2015 12:11:30   #
boatbob2
 
Are WE talking about obozo being a mules ASS???? I always thought that rat-eared bastard was a horses ass...

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Mar 11, 2015 13:00:41   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Are WE talking about obozo being a mules ASS???? I always thought that rat-eared bastard was a horses ass...

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WE are talking about a humorous story. What thread are you on? Or, perhaps, you don't know!

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Mar 11, 2015 16:40:48   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, Mike, the mailman was making his deliveries. Unfortunately, his mail truck skidded off the road into a snow bank. After struggling out of it, he walked to the nearest farmhouse seeking help.

The farmer agreed to help Mike and led him into the barn where he introduced him to Armie*, a huge draft mule that he harnessed up. As the farmer grabbed a heavy tow rope, the trio set out.

At the scene of the accident, the farmer hooked the rope to both Armie and the mail truck and then yelled, "Pull, Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Armie!

To the mailman's great relief, the truck was back on the road, and undamaged. He thanked the farmer and then asked, "Did you forget your horse's name?" You called, "Pull Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Tiny!"

No, I didn't forget his name," said the farmer. "Armie is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't have done a damned thing!"


*Any resemblance to living persons or creatures is coincidental, and should not be construed otherwise. :mrgreen: Really :!:
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, M... (show quote)


Funny

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Mar 11, 2015 17:48:13   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Alicia wrote:
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Great story. Thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't encourage him....

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