During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, Mike, the mailman was making his deliveries. Unfortunately, his mail truck skidded off the road into a snow bank. After struggling out of it, he walked to the nearest farmhouse seeking help.
The farmer agreed to help Mike and led him into the barn where he introduced him to Armie*, a huge draft mule that he harnessed up. As the farmer grabbed a heavy tow rope, the trio set out.
At the scene of the accident, the farmer hooked the rope to both Armie and the mail truck and then yelled, "Pull, Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Armie!
To the mailman's great relief, the truck was back on the road, and undamaged. He thanked the farmer and then asked, "Did you forget your horse's name?" You called, "Pull Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Tiny!"
No, I didn't forget his name," said the farmer. "Armie is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't have done a damned thing!"
*Any resemblance to living persons or creatures is coincidental, and should not be construed otherwise. :mrgreen: Really :!:
I didn't think it was "THAT" funny. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Armageddun wrote:
I didn't think it was "THAT" funny. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf:
I thought it was even funnier then the commentary I posted. :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :D :D :P :P :twisted: :twisted:
Armageddun wrote:
I didn't think it was "THAT" funny. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf:
You're just being mule-headed. :XD:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
You're just being mule-headed. :XD:
As well as other, possible, mule parts. :shock: :oops: :-o :shock:
slatten49 wrote:
You're just being mule-headed. :XD:
I'll get even after Justified...
Armageddun wrote:
I'll get even after Justified...
But, will it be justified :?: :lol:
AuntiE wrote:
As well as other, possible, mule parts. :shock: :oops: :-o :shock:
I think you mean horses.. :!:
slatten49 wrote:
During the worst blizzard in Missouri's history, Mike, the mailman was making his deliveries. Unfortunately, his mail truck skidded off the road into a snow bank. After struggling out of it, he walked to the nearest farmhouse seeking help.
The farmer agreed to help Mike and led him into the barn where he introduced him to Armie*, a huge draft mule that he harnessed up. As the farmer grabbed a heavy tow rope, the trio set out.
At the scene of the accident, the farmer hooked the rope to both Armie and the mail truck and then yelled, "Pull, Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Armie!
To the mailman's great relief, the truck was back on the road, and undamaged. He thanked the farmer and then asked, "Did you forget your horse's name?" You called, "Pull Sam! Pull, Blaze! Pull, Jack! Pull, Hoss! Pull, Tiny!"
No, I didn't forget his name," said the farmer. "Armie is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't have done a damned thing!"
*Any resemblance to living persons or creatures is coincidental, and should not be construed otherwise. :mrgreen: Really :!:
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Great story. Thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are WE talking about obozo being a mules ASS???? I always thought that rat-eared bastard was a horses ass...
boatbob2 wrote:
Are WE talking about obozo being a mules ASS???? I always thought that rat-eared bastard was a horses ass...
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