Counsel on Aging commedian (Page 3): Too funny, true or not~~~too funny~~ like BearK, yes, off it went to a few different people in my address book............. Proctologist/urologist...

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Too funny, true or not~~~too funny~~
like BearK, yes, off it went to a few different people in my address book.............

Proctologist/urologist fritz cave...lolololololololol
yelping~~lolololololol
hillarious~~~

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

BearK wrote:

Hey Dumpling, wait until you hit your 80's. You just keep going because you know if you let down it all goes to pot.

And he will add it to his 'pot' of stew.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

lindajoy wrote:

Too funny, true or not~~~too funny~~
like BearK, yes, off it went to a few different people in my address book.............

Proctologist/urologist fritz cave...lolololololololol
yelping~~lolololololol
hillarious~~~

You have a protologist my love?

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

PoppaGringo wrote:

You have a protologist my love?

No, but obviously poor spelling when I'm laughing so hard~~~ :XD: :XD: I better turn spell check back on..... :D

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

BearK wrote:

Hey Dumpling, wait until you hit your 80's. You just keep going because you know if you let down it all goes to pot.

yeah I learned that when I retired in 1995

BearK Loc: TN

lindajoy wrote:

No, but obviously poor spelling when I'm laughing so hard~~~ :XD: :XD: I better turn spell check back on..... :D

I heard a joke about a proctologist once, as I imagine there are MANY. I can't remember it now, but daylight was not what he saw.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

lindajoy wrote:

No, but obviously poor spelling when I'm laughing so hard~~~ :XD: :XD: I better turn spell check back on..... :D

I'm not sure spell check is all that much help you should see some of the choices it gives me when I know I have misspelled a word

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

BearK wrote:

I heard a joke about a proctologist once, as I imagine there are MANY. I can't remember it now, but daylight was not what he saw.

:XD: :XD: :XD: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

alex wrote:

I'm not sure spell check is all that much help you should see some of the choices it gives me when I know I have misspelled a word

Its why I turned it off~~~~ :mrgreen: :shock: :XD:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

BearK wrote:

I heard a joke about a proctologist once, as I imagine there are MANY. I can't remember it now, but daylight was not what he saw.

I have never found a visit to the proctologist to be a joke. :oops: :lol:

BearK Loc: TN

PoppaGringo wrote:

I have never found a visit to the proctologist to be a joke. :oops: :lol:

He may have found it to be a joke.

I had a nurse tell me that when they do colonoscopies, you are put lightly under and if you are talking about something you keep talking. One fella was talking about his girlfriend. He was still jabbering about her, when they allowed his wife to come back to the recovery area. You can ask questions and they answer - he was in deep manure after that procedure.

After hearing that, I asked the doctor if he had heard some really strange things when people are under. He didn't say a word, but his smile told it all.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

BearK wrote:

He may have found it to be a joke. br br I had ... (show quote)

have you heard on the news about the super bug being spread by scopes are not cleaned properly I had my last one in 1995 and was warned by the daughter of a friend who worked in SF where they clean the scopes and she said of the five different ones they use two of them were impossible to get clean she gave me the model number of them but that was fifteen years ago but now in LA they are having an outbreak of people dying from that very thing

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

alex wrote:

have you heard on the news about the super bug being spread by scopes are not cleaned properly I had my last one in 1995 and was warned by the daughter of a friend who worked in SF where they clean the scopes and she said of the five different ones they use two of them were impossible to get clean she gave me the model number of them but that was fifteen years ago but now in LA they are having an outbreak of people dying from that very thing

Egadssssssssss, Good grief, that does it, not ever going to have that done, nope, can't make me, ain't gunna~~For crying out loud, NO WAYYYYYYYYYY..........

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

lindajoy wrote:

Egadssssssssss, Good grief, that does it, not ever going to have that done, nope, can't make me, ain't gunna~~For crying out loud, NO WAYYYYYYYYYY..........

Good heavens, I can't imagine anyone making you do anything you don't want to do.

badbobby Loc: texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

I have never found a visit to the proctologist to be a joke. :oops: :lol:

except the one where the proctologist has both hands on your shoulders