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Feb 24, 2015 22:16:00   #
jaydee
 
Armageddun wrote:
While driving through the countryside to a sales appointment this salesman noticed a nice farm not far from the highway.
As he passed the farm he noticed a pig was on a chain close to the house. He did a double take as he noticed the pig had a wooden leg.
His curiosity got the best of him so he decided to turn around and look into the reason this pig would have a peg leg.
He pulled into the driveway and walked to the door and knocked. This elderly man opened the door and asked the salesman if he could help him.
The salesman said, I don’t mean to be a bother but I noticed you have a pig with a peg leg.
The farmer said yes, that is a very, very special pig and he has a history.

He went on to say, one day my grandchildren were here and they we playing out in the field. Well the bull was in the field and he was a mean one. When he saw the kids he came charging towards them and this pig ran between the bull and the kids saving them from being hurt or k**led.

The salesman said wow what a pig. The farmer said well son, that is not the end of the story. The same afternoon the kids went to the pond to go swimming, my youngest granddaughter got into deep water and was in real trouble. Would you believe this same wonderful pig came running a jumped into the pond and swam out to my granddaughter, she grabbed on to his little tail and the pig brought her back to the bank saving her life.

The salesman once again said wow what a pig! But you haven’t told me how your pig got that wooden leg??
The farmer rubbed his chin and got a faraway look in his eyes, there was ever a glisten of a tear, he said you know this pig was just so wonderful that we couldn’t bear to eat him all at once………
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Can't wait till some liberal reads this. Why he's liabial to think you are mocking some hog hating muslim. But maybe he will see that Muslims are prejudice toward pigs. Now that ought make old Bill mad, because he married Miss Piggy. I think she is a razor back or a piney woods rooter.

Good day.

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Feb 25, 2015 05:56:38   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Armageddun wrote:
While driving through the countryside to a sales appointment this salesman noticed a nice farm not far from the highway.
As he passed the farm he noticed a pig was on a chain close to the house. He did a double take as he noticed the pig had a wooden leg.
His curiosity got the best of him so he decided to turn around and look into the reason this pig would have a peg leg.
He pulled into the driveway and walked to the door and knocked. This elderly man opened the door and asked the salesman if he could help him.
The farmer rubbed his chin and got a faraway look in his eyes, there was ever a glisten of a tear, he said you know this pig was just so wonderful that we couldn’t bear to eat him all at once………
While driving through the countryside to a sales a... (show quote)



Don't let this get out or that farmer will be in trouble with the PETA group. They need to be on a chain, and maybe have a wooden leg.

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Feb 25, 2015 19:53:34   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I must admit, a squid and a jarhead in tandem is a difficult, almost impossible, combination to overcome.


well I will stay out of it just to give you two a chance

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Feb 25, 2015 20:40:06   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
well I will stay out of it just to give you two a chance


Why? You are an integral part of that association.

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Feb 25, 2015 20:49:03   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Why? You are an integral part of that association.


You better break that down into simpler terms :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 25, 2015 20:59:39   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
You better break that down into simpler terms :thumbup: :thumbup:


We are both an elemental and essential part of the Naval Service.

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Feb 25, 2015 21:19:31   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
We are both an elemental and essential part of the Naval Service.


My navel experience was not elemental and the emergency room was essential for repair from the hula-hoop which my brother placed a nail within.

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Feb 25, 2015 21:45:02   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Why? You are an integral part of that association.


because with me there you two wouldn't stand a chance

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Feb 25, 2015 22:03:28   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
My navel experience was not elemental and the emergency room was essential for repair from the hula-hoop which my brother placed a nail within.


I didn't say, nor infer your 'experience' was elemental, I said you were an elemental part of the Navy. And, you are an 'essential' part of the Navy, for without you and your fellow Sailors there would be no Navy. Is that a more distinct, coherent explanation?

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Feb 25, 2015 22:08:16   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I didn't say, nor infer your 'experience' was elemental, I said you were an elemental part of the Navy. And, you are an 'essential' part of the Navy, for without you and your fellow Sailors there would be no Navy. Is that a more distinct, coherent explanation?


but unless he's been misrepresenting himself he was Army

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Feb 25, 2015 22:17:19   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
but unless he's been misrepresenting himself he was Army


I know that. I wasn't referencing him. I did err though in not seeing his name when replying. I thought I was replying to another member of the Naval service. I will endeavor to be more cognisant of whom I am addressing in the future. I was originally referencing badbobby, with myself included. I wasn't paying attention to who entered into the conversation. My bad.

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Feb 25, 2015 22:19:03   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
but unless he's been misrepresenting himself he was Army


:arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf: Misrepresentation is what happens in DC.

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Feb 26, 2015 11:40:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
alex wrote:
because with me there you two wouldn't stand a chance


and I thought you were on my back

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Feb 26, 2015 11:44:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
:arrow: :arrow: :hunf: :hunf: Misrepresentation is what happens in DC.



nothing wrong with the army
lots of our brave fighting men are there
of course sailors are the cream,
with the jarheads a far second
other branches are in there somewhere

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Feb 26, 2015 11:46:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbobby wrote:
nothing wrong with the army
lots of our brave fighting men are there
of course sailors are the cream,
with the jarheads a far second
other branches are in there somewhere


and what does this have to do with charm
and that other word that im still tryin to figger out

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