lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the radio. (You just got to love the Brits.)

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"

The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel.."

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Okay...

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.

Central Park

A college student is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He saves the girl's life, but the pit bull is k**led in the process. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist k**ls innocent American dog.

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lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

About right too~~ :mrgreen:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

That was one of Bob's jokes, I posted it only to keep him off the laptop today. If I get even one more of his b***hes calling me in the middle of the night from Howl-who Chat, I will end him.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

:XD: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: I have to tell him that, Al-ien

And geeezzzz I just typed your name, is it Alien or all IN??????????????????lololololololol

Your soooooo bad~~~ :mrgreen: :shock:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

I didn't say a bloody thang Blondie... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

You don't have to...Like my computers self double posting you send it telepathically and I'm done.......Blondie Senior~~~ :wink: :mrgreen: :shock:

And BTW, hows that snow doen up there??
And when can I take this dang head gear off?? I need to wash my hair and you told me it was only needed for a little bit to test your new hair product out..Someone else said your reading my mind..My only question there~~~~~~~What mind?? :XD: :mrgreen: :shock:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Okay, you know the t***h hurts and that did just that. I tried going gray to cover my Viking blondeness but the roots are too deep for any real change. It's just like having Obama in the WH, right? :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's still very cold here. Mrs. Rock promised she'd forgive me when Hell froze over and if it hasn't yet it should be by Friday. I can't wait...

If you were around, I would take you to the ball or, just bring the ball right to ya.

I love trying to read people's minds. Although I find with SOME people, it's just a short story. Mine is a Mad Magazine so, don't think I'm picking on anyone... :lol: :lol: :lol:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

lolololollllllllll the comments are priceless...I want her dresss...Your going to cost me more money again, gosh dangit~~~ lolololol

I'm listening to this right now..when you have some time slip on your head phones and listen to the whole thing..you will love it, I'm almost sure.....>>>???????????<<<<< well, I did say almost~sure...first one is a great intro and the third one I promise will "put ya right there"......at about the 12:00 mark~~whewwwwwwww

http://youtu.be/bAtXMAPEpeY

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

They are cute and rather funny comments and, you don't even have to be a mind reader to know that's what kind of thoughts people were thinking either.

You won't let me live it down you had to loan me bail money to spring me out of county, will you?

You'll use any excuse to buy a new dress. That Akoya pearl thing you picked me up in was just a tad excessive. You could have just wore a tank top, shorts and flip-flops as far as I was concerned, I just wanted the heck out. That hillbilly guy made eyes at me all night and, it kept me wide awake trying to protect myself from a foreign invasion, if ya catch my drift?

That was a shrewd thing to do selling that dress to Lupita for the Oscars. Next time, I'd ask for cash upfront. A Malibu Barbie with accessories was a pretty bad trade lijo... I don't care if you got both the house and car, ya just weren't thinkin' now were ya?

Also, if you tried to make your own clothes, you could save thousands... Look at what I can do with a pair of coveralls, a case of beer and some thread!

"According to website Pearl Paradise, a loose white Akoya pearl retails for around $100—through the site offers it for $25. Assuming that Calvin Klein’s designers are paying wholesale, it’s safe to assume $25 per pearl. That means that, on pearls alone, the dress cost $150,000 to make."

Just sayin'!

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

OMG, you are a r**t, Rockster...Truly you are....I didn't even dare touch my coffee cup, not once..Knew why too...Still laughing and a bit scared...I mean turn off the mind reader thing or have you been in my closet?? I wear a lot of T's and jeans, or shorts and flip flops...(with a t of course)...

And I did make an outfit for 4th of July~~truly did~~see???
and after all that hard work I needed a nap, I was whipped, I tell ya.......

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

It `twern't mind reading that let me see yer clothes, I was hiding in... I mean waiting for you in your closet `cuz I didn't want to dirty your furniture. I don't know what nosy neighbor of yours called the law but, as soon as I heard the sirens and saw the flashing lights, I was long gone. :shock: :shock: :shock:

I did get a few ideas while there to update your wardrobe just a smidge. I won't take ALL the credit, Bob was the ultimate designer when he fought me over an old pair of my blue jean covershorts.

Ya have to be aware of just where you wear these, I got thrown outta Bubba's Grocery, Dry Goods and Cold Beer last week, when I went for more dog food. They're yours just for the askin', I'm sure you'll do `em more justice than I ever could. Maybe the work boots and leather tool belt was just too much for day shoppers, ya think?

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lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

wellllllllllllllll~~~

I did go ahead and order this new play toy for you Rock..I just know you won't be able to resist~~~~

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

It 's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.



Quote :


We have enough "youth".

How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.


A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.


When blondes have more fun , do they know it?


Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.


If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.


We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.


Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you .


Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.


Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to make reproductive organs.


ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.


The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population...........

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I want one~~~too cool
:XD: :mrgreen: :shock:

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