BOHICA wrote:
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
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At the total degradation of women everywhere, yes, you cleared up the question.
GUTS--arriving late for a game with the guys and admitting it was your turn to change diapers.
BALLS-cancelling the game because you want to spend time with your kids.