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The difference between guts and balls. (JOKE)
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Feb 6, 2015 17:04:57   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
bahmer wrote:
Unfortunately there is no known medical remedy available that can reverse this strange phenomenon and give us back our youth. However looking at the state of affairs in this world today I really wonder if such a remedy were available would I really want to take it. I mean being in my twenties with all this debt h*****g over our head and the world going to hell in a hand basket. I guess I'm glad that I'm old and will meet my Lord and Savior soon and my wife and son as well. The other two kids will have to fend for themselves.
Unfortunately there is no known medical remedy ava... (show quote)


you can blame it all on the greatest generation they came back from WWll and determined that their children were not going to go through that so they worked their asses off to give their kids everything and pay for their education and we wound up with what we have today

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Feb 6, 2015 17:06:13   #
BOHICA
 
bahmer wrote:
Unfortunately there is no known medical remedy available that can reverse this strange phenomenon and give us back our youth. However looking at the state of affairs in this world today I really wonder if such a remedy were available would I really want to take it. I mean being in my twenties with all this debt h*****g over our head and the world going to hell in a hand basket. I guess I'm glad that I'm old and will meet my Lord and Savior soon and my wife and son as well. The other two kids will have to fend for themselves.
Unfortunately there is no known medical remedy ava... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 6, 2015 17:30:01   #
bahmer
 
alex wrote:
you can blame it all on the greatest generation they came back from WWll and determined that their children were not going to go through that so they worked their asses off to give their kids everything and pay for their education and we wound up with what we have today


No I won't blame it on them as they fought and died for this country. My generation (I was born in 1943) is where I would lay most of the blame if there is any blame to lay. This the generation that lived through the drug influx and the free love (sex) years of the fifties and sixties, This is the generation that although they had the home life and education did not stop this life style but instead a lot of the teens embraced it. This in turn allowed for more liberal teachers to be brought in with little or no resistance into the high schools and colleges of that era. Today we are seeing the end results of the liberal teachers and the dumbing down of America by the left. As Khrushchev said as he was banging his shoe on the table that they would destroy us from with in and we ignored his threat. Today we see the fruition of his threat in our own children and the society at large. We see a society that doesn't know the Pacific ocean from the Atlantic. It doesn't know who the vice president is. The list goes on for a long time all one has to do is watch Walters world on O'Riley to see our fine public that is literally brain dead from these teachers. The big question is where do we go from here.

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Feb 6, 2015 17:50:48   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
bahmer wrote:
No I won't blame it on them as they fought and died for this country. My generation (I was born in 1943) is where I would lay most of the blame if there is any blame to lay. This the generation that lived through the drug influx and the free love (sex) years of the fifties and sixties, This is the generation that although they had the home life and education did not stop this life style but instead a lot of the teens embraced it. This in turn allowed for more liberal teachers to be brought in with little or no resistance into the high schools and colleges of that era. Today we are seeing the end results of the liberal teachers and the dumbing down of America by the left. As Khrushchev said as he was banging his shoe on the table that they would destroy us from with in and we ignored his threat. Today we see the fruition of his threat in our own children and the society at large. We see a society that doesn't know the Pacific ocean from the Atlantic. It doesn't know who the vice president is. The list goes on for a long time all one has to do is watch Walters world on O'Riley to see our fine public that is literally brain dead from these teachers. The big question is where do we go from here.
No I won't blame it on them as they fought and die... (show quote)


I was born in 1939, my dad had a job considered important to the war effort so he was not drafted so he raised us kids as he was raised as we all were as I think most born before 1955 after that things started to go down hill, of course living out in the country we didn't have contact with the city kids til we were in high school

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Feb 6, 2015 17:55:27   #
bahmer
 
alex wrote:
I was born in 1939, my dad had a job considered important to the war effort so he was not drafted so he raised us kids as he was raised as we all were as I think most born before 1955 after that things started to go down hill, of course living out in the country we didn't have contact with the city kids til we were in high school


You were lucky. It was hard saying no. A lot of my friends said yes and got messed up. They learned the hard way.

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Feb 7, 2015 17:04:50   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
I don't believe there are any "new" jokes and I think I have heard all the old ones but that doesn't keep them from being funny, besides at my age I can't remember them any more



That reminds me of these guys setting in prison. They had all heard the same jokes over and over. They decided in order to save their voices that they would just number the jokes.

One prisoner yelled 49, they all rolled on the floor laughing. Another soon yelled 15, again they all laughed and held their stomachs. The next gut yelled 22, silence not one laughed. The new guys asked why no one laughed, one guy says, thats the only joke he knows and it has never been funny.

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Feb 7, 2015 19:02:57   #
Mr Shako Loc: Colo Spgs
 
BOHICA wrote:
Same here. I used to have a extensive list of jokes I could call up whenever I wanted. Now, I sometimes forget what freakin day it is. Getting old really sucks! :hunf:


Same here.

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Feb 7, 2015 19:07:46   #
Mr Shako Loc: Colo Spgs
 
alex wrote:
I was born in 1939, my dad had a job considered important to the war effort so he was not drafted so he raised us kids as he was raised as we all were as I think most born before 1955 after that things started to go down hill, of course living out in the country we didn't have contact with the city kids til we were in high school


1939? GD, Alex. You're nothing more than a punk-ass kid!

:mrgreen:

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Feb 7, 2015 19:08:16   #
rumitoid
 
BOHICA wrote:
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls br br ... (show quote)


At the total degradation of women everywhere, yes, you cleared up the question.

GUTS--arriving late for a game with the guys and admitting it was your turn to change diapers.

BALLS-cancelling the game because you want to spend time with your kids.

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Feb 7, 2015 19:15:30   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Mr Shako wrote:
1939? GD, Alex. You're nothing more than a punk-ass kid!

:mrgreen:


never claimed to be anything else.

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Feb 7, 2015 19:25:59   #
BOHICA
 
rumitoid wrote:
At the total degradation of women everywhere, yes, you cleared up the question.

GUTS--arriving late for a game with the guys and admitting it was your turn to change diapers.

BALLS-cancelling the game because you want to spend time with your kids.


Why don't you remove that stick from your self righteous butt, and hit yourself in the head with it a few times? It won't benefit you in any way, but it would sure be fun to watch.

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Feb 7, 2015 19:46:40   #
rumitoid
 
BOHICA wrote:
Why don't you remove that stick from your self righteous butt, and hit yourself in the head with it a few times? It won't benefit you in any way, but it would sure be fun to watch.


I will, if you tell me why my post is "self-righteous"?

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Feb 7, 2015 19:49:25   #
BOHICA
 
rumitoid wrote:
I will, if you tell me why my post is "self-righteous"?


Oh, IDK. Something about denigrating women. I take it you thought it was inappropriate.

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