The difference between guts and balls. (JOKE)
Feb 5, 2015 13:48:35 #
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
Feb 5, 2015 15:09:21 #
BOHICA wrote:
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I think you just gave two excellent examples of stooopid!
Feb 5, 2015 15:51:29 #
BOHICA wrote:
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And a well deserved outcome! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 5, 2015 16:07:15 #
grace scott wrote:
And a well deserved outcome! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:thumbup: I agree. That would have been my fate had I ever pulled, or even thought of such a stunt.
Feb 5, 2015 16:13:11 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:thumbup: I agree. That would have been my fate had I ever pulled, or even thought of such a stunt.
What is the point? I don't understand :!: Did I misss something :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll:
Feb 5, 2015 16:17:38 #
Armageddun wrote:
What is the point? I don't understand :!: Did I misss something :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll:
It is okay. Ask Mrs. Armie. She will explain. :idea: :idea: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :roll:
Feb 5, 2015 16:18:36 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:thumbup: I agree. That would have been my fate had I ever pulled, or even thought of such a stunt.
Aunti is here to remind you of those lessons learned. :D :mrgreen: :roll: 8-)
Feb 5, 2015 16:19:43 #
BOHICA wrote:
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I have seen this and it still completely gives me a huge L O L! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 6, 2015 11:57:46 #
BOHICA wrote:
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That was great! I have both guts and balls. But when my wife is not pleased, I'm more than happy to fein gelding status for self preservation.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 6, 2015 12:03:23 #
mongo wrote:
That was great! I have both guts and balls. But when my wife is not pleased, I'm more than happy to fein gelding status for self preservation.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You are one smart man. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 6, 2015 12:20:55 #
grace scott wrote:
You are one smart man. :lol: :lol: :lol:
God blessed me with the ability to learn from others mistakes using observation sk**ls.
I have this friend that would fit very easily into this jokes category. Every time he comes to visit, I can see the heat waves rising from my wives head. When he finishes telling about his latest adventure that most assuredly involves some form of disrespect towards women, I stand still like a statue showing absolutely no emotion and my wife looks like she stood in front of an atomic blast. I know it's time to defuse the conversation and relocate to a safe place. If he continues instead of taking my cue, I'll just have to dig the flower garden a little deeper!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 6, 2015 12:35:55 #
Feb 6, 2015 15:58:26 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
I have seen this and it still completely gives me a huge L O L! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't believe there are any "new" jokes and I think I have heard all the old ones but that doesn't keep them from being funny, besides at my age I can't remember them any more
Feb 6, 2015 16:01:53 #
alex wrote:
I don't believe there are any "new" jokes and I think I have heard all the old ones but that doesn't keep them from being funny, besides at my age I can't remember them any more
Same here. I used to have a extensive list of jokes I could call up whenever I wanted. Now, I sometimes forget what freakin day it is. Getting old really sucks! :hunf:
Feb 6, 2015 16:57:25 #
BOHICA wrote:
Same here. I used to have a extensive list of jokes I could call up whenever I wanted. Now, I sometimes forget what freakin day it is. Getting old really sucks! :hunf:
Unfortunately there is no known medical remedy available that can reverse this strange phenomenon and give us back our youth. However looking at the state of affairs in this world today I really wonder if such a remedy were available would I really want to take it. I mean being in my twenties with all this debt h*****g over our head and the world going to hell in a hand basket. I guess I'm glad that I'm old and will meet my Lord and Savior soon and my wife and son as well. The other two kids will have to fend for themselves.
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