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Feb 4, 2015 22:30:06   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
archie bunker wrote:
:lol: I Do live in Texas!! You know what they say!! 8-) :mrgreen:


the shorter the summer season the smaller and more vicious they are, don't go to Alaska in the spring

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Feb 4, 2015 22:30:48   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
I saw a skeeter on our lake pick a fight with an eagle. :shock:


the first liar doesn't stand a chance

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Feb 4, 2015 22:51:00   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
alex wrote:
but did you know only the female bites, she uses the blood to fertilize the eggs


:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Feb 5, 2015 03:24:03   #
Al-ien
 
slatten49 wrote:
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.











EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have...similar to my character lines. :mrgreen:
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both e... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 5, 2015 06:39:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I hope the eagle got away!!


He couldn't seem to get away fast enough :!: :lol:

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Feb 5, 2015 08:18:51   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, to be t***hful, I like my character lines so much better than having wrinkles. :wink:


My husband, tongue-in-cheek, suggested yesterday I might be a control freak. I borrowed from a commercial and told him I was a control enthusiast. "Fine line" between the two, there is. :roll:

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Feb 5, 2015 20:04:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
My husband, tongue-in-cheek, suggested yesterday I might be a control freak. I borrowed from a commercial and told him I was a control enthusiast. "Fine line" between the two, there is. :roll:


I am walking that fine line. :oops:

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Feb 5, 2015 20:38:40   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Searching wrote:
My husband, tongue-in-cheek, suggested yesterday I might be a control freak. I borrowed from a commercial and told him I was a control enthusiast. "Fine line" between the two, there is. :roll:


'Control Enthusiast' huh?
Sounds a lot better than 'Freak'. May I borrow that term?

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Feb 5, 2015 21:55:50   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
archie bunker wrote:
'Control Enthusiast' huh?
Sounds a lot better than 'Freak'. May I borrow that term?


Why of course you may. Hey, I borrowed it, and no one seemed to mind. :lol: The "originators" must not be control enthusiasts. :roll: Wonder how many other words can be reframed this nicely. :mrgreen:

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Feb 5, 2015 22:04:54   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Why of course you may. Hey, I borrowed it, and no one seemed to mind. :lol: The "originators" must not be control enthusiasts. :roll: Wonder how many other words can be reframed this nicely. :mrgreen:


You are brilliant! We need to have a forum on this very topic!! Work our imaginations a bit!!

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