Definitions
Feb 3, 2015 21:30:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have...similar to my character lines. :mrgreen:
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have...similar to my character lines. :mrgreen:
Feb 3, 2015 21:39:40 #
slatten49 wrote:
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both e... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 3, 2015 22:18:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Armageddun wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I especially like the one for 'tomorrow'. :thumbup:
Feb 3, 2015 22:37:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
I especially like the one for 'tomorrow'. :thumbup:
I liked "Committee". Brings back memories of when I worked.
Feb 3, 2015 22:43:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
grace scott wrote:
I liked "Committee". Brings back memories of when I worked.
Well, to be t***hful, I like my character lines so much better than having wrinkles. :wink:
Feb 3, 2015 23:02:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both e... (show quote)
I liked tomorrow, and yawn best!!
The mesquito is a close second. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 4, 2015 09:18:01 #
archie bunker wrote:
I liked tomorrow, and yawn best!!
The mesquito is a close second. :thumbup: :thumbup:
The mesquito is a close second. :thumbup: :thumbup:
I think tomorrow and round "toits" must be related. We either have flies that are more feisty than yours or slower mosquitoes!! :lol: I'll take those slow mosquitoes. They usually only get one taste!!
Feb 4, 2015 14:13:33 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Searching wrote:
I think tomorrow and round "toits" must be related. We either have flies that are more feisty than yours or slower mosquitoes!! :lol: I'll take those slow mosquitoes. They usually only get one taste!!
but that's for each one
Feb 4, 2015 18:44:03 #
alex wrote:
but that's for each one
Not for each and every one. Some are really, really slow, and don't get to the biting part. Besides, biting flies seem to pack a lot more punch with their hit and run biting tactics!! :mrgreen:
Feb 4, 2015 19:54:32 #
Searching wrote:
I think tomorrow and round "toits" must be related. We either have flies that are more feisty than yours or slower mosquitoes!! :lol: I'll take those slow mosquitoes. They usually only get one taste!!
We have our fair share of flies around here for sure! But our skeeters sometimes are big enough to ride!
Feb 4, 2015 20:00:26 #
archie bunker wrote:
We have our fair share of flies around here for sure! But our skeeters sometimes are big enough to ride!
Are you bragging? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 4, 2015 20:06:15 #
grace scott wrote:
Are you bragging? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: I Do live in Texas!! You know what they say!! 8-) :mrgreen:
Feb 4, 2015 20:29:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
We have our fair share of flies around here for sure! But our skeeters sometimes are big enough to ride!
I saw a skeeter on our lake pick a fight with an eagle. :shock:
Feb 4, 2015 20:32:59 #
slatten49 wrote:
I saw a skeeter on our lake pick a fight with an eagle. :shock:
I hope the eagle got away!!
Feb 4, 2015 22:27:20 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Searching wrote:
Not for each and every one. Some are really, really slow, and don't get to the biting part. Besides, biting flies seem to pack a lot more punch with their hit and run biting tactics!! :mrgreen:
but did you know only the female bites, she uses the blood to fertilize the eggs
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