Why?
Dec 30, 2014 21:28:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead :?:
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money :?:
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet :?:
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection :?:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard :?:
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him :?:
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp' :?:
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white :?:
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale :?:
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized :?:
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance :?:
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try:?:
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures :?:
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over :?:
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat :?:
Why :?: 8-)
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money :?:
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet :?:
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection :?:
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard :?:
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him :?:
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the 'lisp' :?:
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white :?:
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale :?:
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized :?:
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance :?:
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try:?:
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures :?:
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over :?:
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat :?:
Why :?: 8-)
Dec 30, 2014 21:50:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (show quote)
Why can't women, and children understand that light switches work both ways? Why? :?: :hunf:
Dec 30, 2014 21:56:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
Why can't women, and children understand that light switches work both ways? Why? :?: :hunf:
Husbands/Fathers carry a heavy burden, Arch. :roll: :wink:
Dec 30, 2014 22:02:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
Husbands/Fathers carry a heavy burden, Arch. :roll: :wink:
Well worth it!! :D
Dec 30, 2014 22:05:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
Well worth it!! :D
Ain't it, though :!: Got even better as a Grandpa. :thumbup:
But, they still fail to hit the switch. :roll:
Dec 30, 2014 22:17:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (show quote)
Why ask why? Hey. Someone had to say it. Now, I think I'll have a Bud Dry. Wait. Do they even make that anymore? Oh well. I have a little whiskey left.
Dec 30, 2014 22:29:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
Ain't it, though :!: Got even better as a Grandpa. :thumbup:
But, they still fail to hit the switch. :roll:
But, they still fail to hit the switch. :roll:
You are sooo right!! They always manage to hit it on the upstroke though :?:
Dec 30, 2014 22:31:10 #
Grugore wrote:
Why ask why? Hey. Someone had to say it. Now, I think I'll have a Bud Dry. Wait. Do they even make that anymore? Oh well. I have a little whiskey left.
What kind? I might just pop in for a sip. It is cooooold here!!!!
Dec 30, 2014 22:33:16 #
archie bunker wrote:
What kind? I might just pop in for a sip. It is cooooold here!!!!
Just some cheap rotgut I got from the liquor store. I use it to clean my paint brushes.
Dec 30, 2014 22:45:51 #
Grugore wrote:
Just some cheap rotgut I got from the liquor store. I use it to clean my paint brushes.
Not that cold....
Dec 30, 2014 22:51:22 #
Dec 31, 2014 08:12:58 #
Grugore wrote:
Just some cheap rotgut I got from the liquor store. I use it to clean my paint brushes.
If it cleaned the paint brushes, it's as good as the expensive stuff!
SEMPER FI
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Dec 31, 2014 08:29:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
mongo wrote:
If it cleaned the paint brushes, it's as good as the expensive stuff!
SEMPER FI
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SEMPER FI
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If you say so, Marine. :shock: :lol:
Dec 31, 2014 08:39:40 #
slatten49 wrote:
If you say so, Marine. :shock: :lol:
Do you remember japanese Sun-Tory Liquor? It was a favorite beverage while at Mount Fugi cold weather training. It had many uses, one being additional fuel for the jeeps.
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SEMPER FI
Dec 31, 2014 09:28:44 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we... (show quote)
Do you mean to tell me that light bulbs don't turn off by themselves?
SWMBO
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