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Dec 8, 2014 22:35:51   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
No need to explain. If they have never scuba dived they wouldn't know.


So that is what fogs up a diving mask :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Dec 8, 2014 22:50:43   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
So that is what fogs up a diving mask :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


If that is where you keep 'it' I am sure it would fog up your face mask.

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Dec 8, 2014 22:52:43   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
If that is where you keep 'it' I am sure it would fog up your face mask.


I am a poor lost sheep here. I needs some explanation.

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Dec 8, 2014 23:02:47   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
I am a poor lost sheep here. I needs some explanation.


When you grow up. You are too young for that type of information.

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Dec 9, 2014 07:41:29   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
If that is where you keep 'it' I am sure it would fog up your face mask.


Two important rules for us outdoor lovers.

1. When you ski at Vail. Don't eat the yellow snow.
2. When you Scuba Aruba. Don't drink the yellow water.

A true factoid. (or two) When I was still teaching snow skying. I told my students just before I turned them lose on the mountain. "When you fall (and you will) put a big "X" in the snow and make sure you don't fall there again. When you have marked the mountain all over, then you will know how to really ski." I know, I am!

Lastly. That stuff drifting through the water behind that big tiger..... Don't ask and don't swim through it.

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Dec 9, 2014 08:00:21   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Armageddun wrote:
I am a poor lost sheep here. I needs some explanation.



Clothes shrink from hot water, body parts from cold.

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Dec 9, 2014 08:02:06   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Two important rules for us outdoor lovers.

1. When you ski at Vail. Don't eat the yellow snow.
2. When you Scuba Aruba. Don't drink the yellow water.

A true factoid. (or two) When I was still teaching snow skying. I told my students just before I turned them lose on the mountain. "When you fall (and you will) put a big "X" in the snow and make sure you don't fall there again. When you have marked the mountain all over, then you will know how to really ski." I know, I am!

Lastly. That stuff drifting through the water behind that big tiger..... Don't ask and don't swim through it.
Two important rules for us outdoor lovers. br br ... (show quote)


That's like drink upstream from the cows, and upwind from gas.

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Dec 9, 2014 08:34:39   #
mwdegutis Loc: Illinois
 
BearK wrote:
Clothes shrink from hot water, body parts from cold.


Then I must live at the North Pole...damn.

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Dec 9, 2014 09:55:46   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
mwdegutis wrote:
Then I must live at the North Pole...damn.


You will just have to wear very warm clothes. But, just think - people who want to diet and shrink could just move to the North Pole - easy diet :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dec 9, 2014 10:30:12   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
No need to explain. If they have never scuba dived they wouldn't know.


I have never scuba dived and I knew, of course I have known a few divers, both scuba and muff

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Dec 9, 2014 14:38:56   #
hedgewm
 
The man said he would give her 12 in. and make her bleed. She laughed so he did her three time's and broke her nose.

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Dec 9, 2014 14:40:56   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
hedgewm wrote:
The man said he would give her 12 in. and make her bleed. She laughed so he did her three time's and broke her nose.


:P :P :P :P

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Dec 9, 2014 16:35:47   #
mwdegutis Loc: Illinois
 
An oldie but a goodie...

I offered her honor
She honored my offer
And all night long
I was on her and off her

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Dec 9, 2014 17:42:37   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
mwdegutis wrote:
An oldie but a goodie...

I offered her honor
She honored my offer
And all night long
I was on her and off her


It is no wonder you aged before your time. :lol:

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Dec 9, 2014 20:44:53   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
BearK wrote:
That's like drink upstream from the cows, and upwind from gas.


I was told after the fact bya very wise but smart alec friend; never pee facing the wind. Such a child I was. Everything I know I learnt in kindergarden... :shock: :shock: :shock:

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