How not to be 'picked up' by a man.
Dec 8, 2014 17:00:32 #
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there..'....
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at
the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response,
took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
bank and '7' inches in your pants......
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady.
It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,
I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo
in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a
10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches.
JUST SEND THE WINE BACK!
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there..'....
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at
the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response,
took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
bank and '7' inches in your pants......
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady.
It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,
I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo
in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a
10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches.
JUST SEND THE WINE BACK!
Dec 8, 2014 17:29:47 #
Dec 8, 2014 19:20:58 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to... (show quote)
Sounds like he has a cattle ranch and shovels a lot of BULL. She doesn't sound like a winner either.
Dec 8, 2014 19:46:11 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to... (show quote)
Both these individuals sound pretty full of themselves. Love the joke.
Dec 8, 2014 20:14:59 #
BearK wrote:
Sounds like he has a cattle ranch and shovels a lot of BULL. She doesn't sound like a winner either.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dec 8, 2014 20:21:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to... (show quote)
I thought it was funny enough to forward to UncleE and his golf group. Considering that is approximately ten people, times their friends, this could spread far beyond your expectations.
Dec 8, 2014 20:22:52 #
kinuthia wrote:
Both are losers!
One needs a bit of a sense of humor.
:( :-( :|
Dec 8, 2014 21:32:10 #
AuntiE wrote:
One needs a bit of a sense of humor.
:( :-( :|
:( :-( :|
That's the problem nowadays. It seems very few people have a sense of humor because everything is so PC.
Dec 8, 2014 22:12:19 #
Dec 8, 2014 22:19:30 #
Dec 8, 2014 22:21:09 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
Only two inches off?
(grin...good yarn)
(grin...good yarn)
Okay, let's break out the hip boots, this is really getting good. :lol:
Dec 8, 2014 22:23:12 #
dslagowski wrote:
Okay, let's break out the hip boots, this is really getting good. :lol:
That doesn't take into account the 1" he could have lost at birth during a bris.
Dec 8, 2014 22:24:51 #
dslagowski wrote:
Okay, let's break out the hip boots, this is really getting good. :lol:
I find it hard to believe a man could have :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: All them cars. :shock:
Dec 8, 2014 22:26:54 #
dslagowski wrote:
Okay, let's break out the hip boots, this is really getting good. :lol:
Hey..... Have you ever warmed your wetsuit? Suggestion: Do not ask me to explain that question unless you have....(yuk-yuk)
Dec 8, 2014 22:29:01 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
Hey..... Have you ever warmed your wetsuit? Suggestion: Do not ask me to explain that question unless you have....(yuk-yuk)
No need to explain. If they have never scuba dived they wouldn't know.
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