Getting old is starting to suck (Page 3): Ah, they forgot to tell you - those years are really brass and they tarnish fast. Keeps you in shape to have to polish. I can't complain, the...

BearK Loc: TN

jimahrens wrote:

I want to find the i***t that coined the phrase "The Golden Years" As far as I can tell I have lead in my ass. I played Basketball with one of my Grand Sons for 3 days I was hearing creaks.

Ah, they forgot to tell you - those years are really brass and they tarnish fast. Keeps you in shape to have to polish.

I can't complain, the Lord has blessed me to feel good, keep a positive attitude, and I know only one other on this thread that is my age - 80's. Hi, OG.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BearK wrote:

Ah, they forgot to tell you - those years are really brass and they tarnish fast. Keeps you in shape to have to polish.

I can't complain, the Lord has blessed me to feel good, keep a positive attitude, and I know only one other on this thread that is my age - 80's. Hi, OG.

Aaah, but you're both young at heart and in spirit! :thumbup:

BearK Loc: TN

slatten49 wrote:

Aaah, but you're both young at heart and in spirit! :thumbup:

You are a darling. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BearK wrote:

You are a darling. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

And, I should mention...two of my favorites. :oops: :thumbup:

(Don't tell AuntiE)

BearK Loc: TN

slatten49 wrote:

And, I should mention...two of my favorites. :oops: :thumbup:

(Don't tell AuntiE)

We'll keep it a secret

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

no propaganda please wrote:

If I have a "best by" date, that might be long past. Looking in the mirror tells me that every morning. If I have an expiration date, I really don't want to know what it is.

I get better looking every day, of course I haven't had my eyes checked in fifteen years

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

BearK wrote:

Ah, they forgot to tell you - those years are really brass and they tarnish fast. Keeps you in shape to have to polish.

I can't complain, the Lord has blessed me to feel good, keep a positive attitude, and I know only one other on this thread that is my age - 80's. Hi, OG.

my mind is still strong, it must be it keeps wandering by it's self

BearK Loc: TN

alex wrote:

my mind is still strong, it must be it keeps wandering by it's self

Hey, you are becoming a stand-alone comic. Great :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

BearK wrote:

Hey, you are becoming a stand-alone comic. Great :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I tried standing alone but I keep tipping over

autocthon Loc: Batcave

BearK wrote:

Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not k**l

That is not limited to just k*****g another, it means not k**l yourself either.

THAT IS FROM THE BIBLE.

Actually, if you look at the accurate t***slation, it's thou shalt not murder. It's kind of hard to murder yourself.
K*****g is taking a life, any life, by that admonition even your intestines would be guilty of a sin since they takes all kinds of life.

BearK Loc: TN

alex wrote:

I tried standing alone but I keep tipping over

Does that mean we are still partners?

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

BearK wrote:

Does that mean we are still partners?

always!

BearK Loc: TN

autocthon wrote:

Actually, if you look at the accurate t***slation, it's thou shalt not murder. It's kind of hard to murder yourself.
K*****g is taking a life, any life, by that admonition even your intestines would be guilty of a sin since they takes all kinds of life.

According to the Dakes Bible it is k**l, but, I h**e to admit it, you are right. I looked in my Jewish Bible, it is murder. Further more that does exclude war, or self-defense. You are nit-picky. What are you, and old woman?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

alex wrote:

I get better looking every day, of course I haven't had my eyes checked in fifteen years

I would have those eyes checked...soon, Alex. :lol:

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

slatten49 wrote:

I would have those eyes checked...soon, Alex. :lol:

nope, I like it this way