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Dec 3, 2014 08:05:06   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
Where has the time gone?

Tweedy Bird is 60 years old
Tweedy Bird is 60 years old...

Superman is also 60 years old
Superman is also 60 years old...

And Batman and Robin ar living it up in a nursing home
And Batman and Robin ar living it up in a nursing ...

Wonder Woman is now menopausal
Wonder Woman is now menopausal...

Cindeertella is now divorced
Cindeertella is now divorced...

Little red riding hood hasn't seen the wolf since
Little red riding hood hasn't seen the wolf since...

Barbie clebrated her 50th birthday also
Barbie clebrated her 50th birthday also...

The little Mermaid has met a sad fate
The little Mermaid has met a sad fate...

Snow white has not been so lucky
Snow white has not been so lucky...

Spider man is attached to different theads
Spider man is attached to different theads...

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Dec 3, 2014 08:16:29   #
MrEd Loc: Georgia
 
RETW wrote:
Where has the time gone?




Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........

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Dec 3, 2014 08:25:14   #
Liberty Tree
 
RETW wrote:
Where has the time gone?


I like to believe that when I went over the hill I picked up speed going down the other side.

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Dec 3, 2014 08:33:04   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
I want to find the i***t that coined the phrase "The Golden Years" As far as I can tell I have lead in my ass. I played Basketball with one of my Grand Sons for 3 days I was hearing creaks.
MrEd wrote:
Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........

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Dec 3, 2014 09:17:39   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
MrEd wrote:
Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........
Great humor !As an old bugger into my last quarter on this F---ed up world, I do old time black and white cartoons based on my experiences. Gotta go now as I have to go to the bathroom.... if I can only find my GPS..



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Dec 3, 2014 09:29:06   #
popparod Loc: Somewhere else.
 
MrEd wrote:
Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........


Gettin old ain't for sissies, you gotta be TOUGH.

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Dec 3, 2014 10:10:49   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
I like to believe that when I went over the hill I picked up speed going down the other side.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dec 3, 2014 10:37:08   #
kerrye
 
Just so you know. It don't get any better as time goes on.

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Dec 3, 2014 11:07:48   #
greyfox Loc: western mass.
 
kerrye wrote:
Just so you know. It don't get any better as time goes on.


Yes i must admit the same.

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Dec 3, 2014 13:48:39   #
Liberty Tree
 
BigMike wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Did you hear about the older man who told his wife he was going to the doctor to get some viagra. She stated that she was going with him. When he asked her why she said that if he was going to break out that rusty old thing she wanted a tetnas shot.

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Dec 3, 2014 13:52:38   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
pappadeux wrote:
Great humor !As an old bugger into my last quarter on this F---ed up world, I do old time black and white cartoons based on my experiences. Gotta go now as I have to go to the bathroom.... if I can only find my GPS..


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 3, 2014 13:55:30   #
Workinman Loc: Bayou Pigeon
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Did you hear about the older man who told his wife he was going to the doctor to get some viagra. She stated that she was going with him. When he asked her why she said that if he was going to break out that rusty old thing she wanted a tetnas shot.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :XD: :XD:

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Dec 3, 2014 16:00:27   #
Grugore
 
RETW wrote:
Where has the time gone?


Tweety Bird may be 60, but that bad ol puddy tat still hasn't gotten him.

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Dec 3, 2014 20:25:48   #
autocthon Loc: Batcave
 
It's still better than the alternative.

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Dec 3, 2014 20:30:45   #
Grugore
 
autocthon wrote:
It's still better than the alternative.


If you're talking about being dead, you are dead wrong. I'll be with my Lord and Savior. If I'm wrong and there is no hereafter, then I won't be in a position to care. Either way, it's an end to pain and suffering.

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