nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Big Kahuna

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

good one

archie bunker Loc: Texas

If Russia wants it, they can buy it back from us. If those people want to be Russian, they can move to Russia. America bought the land, and we own it.

Gatsby

I reckon that makes them Russian invaders, not Native Americans; deport them.

son of witless

No they are not winning. Neither is Russia. We have the worst possible condition, a stalemate. We have a WW1 meat grinder where both countries are sacrificing their soldiers for nothing. At any rate Russia does not have soldiers to spare to send them to Alaska. If they did and we had a real commander in chief, we could engage them and draw off enough Russian troops from Ukraine to end the war.

My problem with Biden and Nato is not them helping Ukraine. It is them not going all in. Either go all in or get out. They give Ukraine only enough help to keep them alive, instead of giving them enough to win. It is the same i***t strategy of Vietnam. Win the war, or leave it to Russia.

I'd love to sit in the Biden strategy room with Joe and General Milley. These are the military geniuses who engineered the Afghanistan disaster. They are even stupider about this war. They have a deliberate strategy to keep this war going. They don't want it to end. I imagine they believe they can exhaust Russia in the long term.

The only good thing about that is it keeps our good friends in Nato from cozying back up to Putin, which they definitely will do once the fighting stops.

Jim0001 Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA

PLEASE give them California (If they don't already have it).

eden

Update on the Kenai Breakaway crisis:

Howard Stern reached out to Donald Trump for comment and found him relaxing poolside without his trademark toupee....

Stern: Mr President what do think about the Russian land grab in Alaska?

DT: Well I gotta tell ya Howard, the e******n was r****d and the witch hunt goes on and on...Now this Russian invasion of Ukraine I h**e ta tell ya but it would not have happened on my watch and that Zelaxki well he was a stone cold loser but did you see his wife? She gave me the eye and I sent her a huge bouquet of flowers with a note offering to take her out of that situation ...I would have nailed her in a heartbeat. Good lookin piece of ass....

Stern: But Mr President now the Russians are trying to take back Alaska...

DT: Aaah now there’s a prime piece of proppity...we could do a deal on that...

Stern: But Mr President are you saying we should just let the Russian troops remain on US soil?

DT: We could work out a deal...there’s some real money to be made here....

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Stern: President Biden, how do you intend to respond to Russia's invasion of Alaska?

Biden: Come on man. It's time for the Canadians to start taking care of their own problems. I've got enough trouble helping the Iranian people with Russia's last invasion.

Stern: Ummm. Mr. president, Alaska is an American state.

Biden: I know that. I helped Barack campaign in all 57 states. Now that's a well spoken negro. Doesn't smell like a poor kid. Let me keep my doctor too.

Stern: So will there be a response to Russia?

Biden: Heck yeah. I'm going to invest in G***n e****y. That'll show them. I'll look Putin right in the eye and say "hey bub, I'm the guy that shut down the Keystone Pipeline. If any is going to mess with Canada, it's me."

Stern: Are you suggesting a face to face meeting with Putin?

Biden: Putin. Xi. H****r. Anyone who still owes me money. You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to ... to... um... you know... The thing that cornpop isn't having none of.

Stern: And when might this meeting take place?

Biden: As soon as we get an airplane with a ramp. Stairs just aren't feasible anymore. They're a legacy of w***e s*******y. The future is ramps. Or elevators. When I was a boy down in Illinois we used to airplane elevators. Airovators. What happened to those man? When I'm president we're going to bring those back. So v**e for me, not Trump. Trump is bad. Look at the economy today. I can fix that.

Stern: Thank you for your time Mr. President.

Biden: <starts peering around looking for Trump... Then walks away muttering about ice cream>

son of witless

Nothing on the Russia troops. I expected that. If Vlad sent in his elite Siberian D**g Q***n Division, with it's G****l W*****g battle f**g, your boy Joe would cede Alaska back to Russia. Joe is a sucker for L***Q and C*****e C****e.

Big Kahuna

I see that Little Greta Thunberg is still writing your comedy lines for you. I would fire her and give Whoopi a shot. Since she is black, female, l*****t and rude you could be touching all the bases of diversity, Inclusion, and equity. This is right up your alley.

Big Kahuna

Some good comedy there. It sure does beat Edens unfunny shot at comedy.

saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina

eden, Some things never change. Russia has always been ruled by an extremely autocratic leader, from the Tzar to Putin, just about all of them were terrible dictators. They have always pursued a foreign policy of expansion. That explains the nutty statement that they own Alaska because it was once owned by Czarist Russia.
The big example is that Russia must control the countries of Eastern Europe. Russia has been devastated three times since the 1800s by a massive invasion from the west. This policy is understandable, but it just won't bring Russia the security it seeks. Russia's future depends on integrating into the European system. The problem is that Russia is not, or ever has been a democracy in any sense of the word.

eden

Agreed, and there is ample evidence to suggest the Kremlin is as yet unmotivated to take a step towards democracy, even with a humiliating military failure looming in Ukraine.

BIRDMAN