For Tucker, Ron, Don and all Russophiles....
Mar 17, 2023 06:40:24 #
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A group of Inuit in western Alaska have petitioned to become part of greater Russia in the belief that they are closer to their Siberian cousins in blood, religion and geographical proximity. The Russian Government has sent troops to the Kenai Peninsular and provided arms and military support to the breakaway province. Under pressure from the US Government the People’s Republik of Kenai has held a hasty plebiscite and reports that 97% of the residents want Russian Citizenship and all place and street names changed into the Cyrillic Alphabet.
The US has asked for the UN to censure Russia for the territorial incursion but the Kremlin has responded that all of Alaska was and still is, part of the greater Russian Empire. The Chinese have offered to mediate a ceasefire along current battle lines and Elon Musk has tweeted that a peace treaty could be quickly reached by just ceding Western Alaska to the Russians thereby averting a possible World War Three....
A group of Inuit in western Alaska have petitioned to become part of greater Russia in the belief that they are closer to their Siberian cousins in blood, religion and geographical proximity. The Russian Government has sent troops to the Kenai Peninsular and provided arms and military support to the breakaway province. Under pressure from the US Government the People’s Republik of Kenai has held a hasty plebiscite and reports that 97% of the residents want Russian Citizenship and all place and street names changed into the Cyrillic Alphabet.
The US has asked for the UN to censure Russia for the territorial incursion but the Kremlin has responded that all of Alaska was and still is, part of the greater Russian Empire. The Chinese have offered to mediate a ceasefire along current battle lines and Elon Musk has tweeted that a peace treaty could be quickly reached by just ceding Western Alaska to the Russians thereby averting a possible World War Three....
Mar 17, 2023 06:49:11 #
eden wrote:
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Hitting the bottle a little early
Mar 17, 2023 07:46:32 #
eden wrote:
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I would imagine that our original forebears, CroMagnon Man, would want Russia and China back as well as most of the smaller countries in the Middle East and Europe. Throw in most of Africa too. Australopiticus man said he would have the papers written up and notarized for the speedy t***sfer of land back to CroMagdon Man's descendants and mostly the land will be returned to the White side of the family since W****s know how to farm the land and be most productive on the land. It's a win win situation for all.
Mar 17, 2023 07:52:59 #
eden wrote:
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Your source is "backed up", try ExLax for quick results.
Mar 17, 2023 07:53:38 #
eden wrote:
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Maybe if the US hadn't been murdering them and destroying their history and culture they would have stayed...
Mar 17, 2023 09:05:08 #
Mar 17, 2023 09:08:21 #
eden wrote:
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Where are the Russians getting troops to send there ? Their soldiers are being chewed up in the Ukrainian meat grinder. Are you capable of answering questions on your post ? Most L*****ts on OPP are not.
Mar 17, 2023 09:26:45 #
Mar 17, 2023 09:29:53 #
son of witless wrote:
Where are the Russians getting troops to send there ? Their soldiers are being chewed up in the Ukrainian meat grinder. Are you capable of answering questions on your post ? Most L*****ts on OPP are not.
Son, the Russians aren't loosing as many troops as the Ukrainian government and Lame Stream Media are telling you. If they were actually loosing, the city of Kiev and all cities would be totally destroyed, and Kiev is still standing.
Mar 17, 2023 09:34:31 #
TruePatriot49 wrote:
Son, the Russians aren't loosing as many troops as the Ukrainian government and Lame Stream Media are telling you. If they were actually loosing, the city of Kiev and all cities would be totally destroyed, and Kiev is still standing.
Russia is scrambling to replace the troops is using up in Ukraine. They also still have to guard the rest of their large frontier. I just do not believe they have troops to spare to cause trouble for the US in the "Kenai Peninsular ".
Mar 17, 2023 10:04:15 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Maybe if the US hadn't been murdering them and destroying their history and culture they would have stayed...
well..Im sure Mexico wants TexasandCalifornia back too
Mar 17, 2023 10:05:14 #
son of witless wrote:
Where are the Russians getting troops to send there ? Their soldiers are being chewed up in the Ukrainian meat grinder. Are you capable of answering questions on your post ? Most L*****ts on OPP are not.
you really think Ukraine is winning???? I dont..andI sure as hell am not a l*****t
Mar 17, 2023 10:40:43 #
eden wrote:
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History is not your forte, is it? Crimea was a part of Russia for some 300 plus years until the 1950s when Kruschev, himself a Ukrainian, decided that Crimea should be a part of Ukraine rather than Russia. In your imaginary scenario, did an American who became the premier of Russia decide to give Alaska to us? Nope, we paid for it. Do a little research, or better still, get someone to do it for you and explain the big words.
Satire, (especially of the disingenuous variety,) is wasted on the historically challenged.
Mar 17, 2023 10:52:00 #
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
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Just noticed your tag...
Love it..
Mar 17, 2023 10:53:13 #
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