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HUMOR: The Difference Between Guts And Balls.
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Nov 23, 2014 13:43:22   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
As well they should be!!!


SWMBO


I was thinking pink formaldehyde! :idea: :idea: :lol:

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Nov 23, 2014 13:44:23   #
Grugore
 
AuntiE wrote:
I was thinking pink formaldehyde! :idea: :idea: :lol:


Or she could have them bronzed?

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Nov 23, 2014 13:58:55   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Grugore wrote:
We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls. In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what? They aren't synonyms.

Do you want to know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you going flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
We've all heard about men having guts and men havi... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 23, 2014 14:56:00   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
just care wrote:
Brings back nightmares of Lorraina Bobbitt.


it wasn't his balls she cut off

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Nov 23, 2014 15:15:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Grugore wrote:
We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls. In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what? They aren't synonyms.

Do you want to know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you going flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
We've all heard about men having guts and men havi... (show quote)


just wondering gru,
are you speaking from experience
or just wishful dreaming??

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Nov 23, 2014 15:16:41   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
badbobby wrote:
just wondering gru,
are you speaking from experience
or just wishful dreaming??


Or......both :lol:

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Nov 23, 2014 15:17:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
marjorie wrote:
grugore Well that may be your take. But its a much more serious situation. Our UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is in an d**g down knock out affair. There is no humor in it at all.


easy marg,
it was just a little humor

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Nov 23, 2014 15:21:13   #
Grugore
 
badbobby wrote:
just wondering gru,
are you speaking from experience
or just wishful dreaming??


I've never experienced anything like that, nor would I be stupid enough to involve myself in such behavior.

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Nov 23, 2014 16:13:01   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
I was thinking pink formaldehyde! :idea: :idea: :lol:


Is that Pink Floyd's nom de plume?

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Nov 23, 2014 16:14:30   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
it wasn't his balls she cut off


Well, she just as well could have cut off his balls as they would no longer serve any purpose.

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Nov 23, 2014 16:43:56   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, she just as well could have cut off his balls as they would no longer serve any purpose.


well he would probably suffer more having the desire and no way to relieve it than he would to not even have the desire

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Nov 23, 2014 16:59:38   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
What an awful, scary place this has become!!
I have my hands over my eyes and I'm yelling:
LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
I think I'll don my cup and go to the store now. I'm out of ice cream bars.

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Nov 23, 2014 17:04:36   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
What an awful, scary place this has become!!
I have my hands over my eyes and I'm yelling:
LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
I think I'll don my cup and go to the store now. I'm out of ice cream bars.


I have been waiting for your responses. I just had a huge laugh picturing you with covered eyes and yelling. :thumbup: :lol: 8-)

This may be scarier then the kitchen.

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Nov 23, 2014 17:10:29   #
Grugore
 
archie bunker wrote:
What an awful, scary place this has become!!
I have my hands over my eyes and I'm yelling:
LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
I think I'll don my cup and go to the store now. I'm out of ice cream bars.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 23, 2014 17:57:54   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
archie bunker wrote:
What an awful, scary place this has become!!
I have my hands over my eyes and I'm yelling:
LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
I think I'll don my cup and go to the store now. I'm out of ice cream bars.


You are right Arch. I think I shall do the same only join my son and his mother for supper. (That is dinner for all you non-Southerners.)

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