HUMOR: The Difference Between Guts And Balls.
Nov 23, 2014 12:29:52 #
We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls. In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what? They aren't synonyms.
Do you want to know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you going flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Do you want to know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you going flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Nov 23, 2014 12:31:28 #
Nov 23, 2014 12:33:00 #
cant beleve wrote:
Those are hairy gonads at that point!
Not for long. They'll probably be severed, shaved and kept in a bottle of formaldehyde on her night stand.
Nov 23, 2014 12:47:24 #
Grugore wrote:
Not for long. They'll probably be severed, shaved and kept in a bottle of formaldehyde on her night stand.
Brings back nightmares of Lorraina Bobbitt.
Nov 23, 2014 12:55:48 #
Nov 23, 2014 13:02:48 #
grugore Well that may be your take. But its a much more serious situation. Our UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is in an d**g down knock out affair. There is no humor in it at all.
Nov 23, 2014 13:20:16 #
marjorie wrote:
grugore Well that may be your take. But its a much more serious situation. Our UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is in an d**g down knock out affair. There is no humor in it at all.
Why are you bringing politics into this? It was just a joke. You really need to lighten up. You'll get an ulcer.
Nov 23, 2014 13:25:10 #
Grugore wrote:
We've all heard about men having guts and men havi... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Nov 23, 2014 13:29:02 #
marjorie wrote:
grugore Well that may be your take. But its a much more serious situation. Our UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is in an d**g down knock out affair. There is no humor in it at all.
C'mon Marjorie, this isn't a political thread. Since you left your sense of humor elsewhere please take your comment to another site.
Nov 23, 2014 13:30:02 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Even, AuntiE chuckled over this one. :shock: :oops:
Nov 23, 2014 13:31:16 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
C'mon Marjorie, this isn't a political thread. Since you left your sense of humor elsewhere please take your comment to another site.
We had all been having such a happy time. GEEZ, even God rested on Sunday.
Nov 23, 2014 13:31:34 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
C'mon Marjorie, this isn't a political thread. Since you left your sense of humor elsewhere please take your comment to another site.
Some people just don't realize that the only way to deal with something, sometimes, is to laugh at it. Doesn't mean you don't take it seriously.
Nov 23, 2014 13:34:28 #
Grugore wrote:
Some people just don't realize that the only way to deal with something, sometimes, is to laugh at it. Doesn't mean you don't take it seriously.
The possible consequences to example number two could be serious. :mrgreen: :twisted:
Nov 23, 2014 13:35:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
The possible consequences to example number two could be serious. :mrgreen: :twisted:
Without a doubt. At least she doesn't have a sk**let.
Nov 23, 2014 13:41:23 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Grugore wrote:
Not for long. They'll probably be severed, shaved and kept in a bottle of formaldehyde on her night stand.
As well they should be!!!
SWMBO
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