Questions that haunt me
Nov 19, 2014 11:12:01 #
Cm4tablyNum wrote:
If it took a hen and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half .
,,,how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg, to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickel?
,,,how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg, to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickel?
Is it an American dill pickle or a Polish dill pickle?
Nov 19, 2014 12:05:19 #
I thought my head was spinning also, but wait. A head can't spin. Only turn, but wait. It can't turn either. You guys made my head flip, but wait. It can't flip either. You guys have rattled my brain, but wait. A brain can't rattle either. Oh no. I need a straight jacket, but wait I rather have a crooked jacket. I have flip my lid. Oh no, I'm not a bottle. I don't have a lid. Where will this end. What's on the other side of the end? Maybe the beginning. Sure that is it. When you go to a movie and after it ends it starts at the beginning again. When you get to the end of a book, just turn it over and you are at the beginning again. My question is: Am I smarter now, or stupider than I was before I started reading these post, or am I stupider now, or smarter before I read these post. I give up. Wait a minute I never received anything here, to give up.
Nov 19, 2014 12:07:17 #
I thought my head was spinning also, but wait. A head can't spin. Only turn, but wait. It can't turn either. You guys made my head flip, but wait. It can't flip either. You guys have rattled my brain, but wait. A brain can't rattle either. Oh no. I need a straight jacket, but wait I rather have a crooked jacket. I have flip my lid. Oh no, I'm not a bottle. I don't have a lid. Where will this end. What's on the other side of the end? Maybe the beginning. Sure that is it. When you go to a movie and after it ends it starts at the beginning again. When you get to the end of a book, just turn it over and you are at the beginning again. My question is: Am I smarter now, or stupider than I was before I started reading these post, or am I stupider now, or smarter before I read these post. I give up. Wait a minute I never received anything here, to give up.
Nov 19, 2014 12:43:09 #
If you are just going to b***h randomly out into space, or at someone who doesnt care to listen to your random bullsh-t, then you might consider shutting up.. At least then you wouldnt appear to be the horses a-- you actually are being.. that would be an immense benefit for you,,, especially in your self appointed position as post monitor.
Rufus wrote:
If you are just going to post randomly out into space you may consider praying. At least then you may have a chance for some benefit.
Nov 19, 2014 14:10:51 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
If you are just going to b***h randomly out into space, or at someone who doesnt care to listen to your random bullsh-t, then you might consider shutting up.. At least then you wouldnt appear to be the horses a-- you actually are being.. that would be an immense benefit for you,,, especially in your self appointed position as post monitor.
??????????? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? Once again you make no sense. Why don't you consider seeing a psychologist or a Christian counselor? You may simply have difficulty communicating. If this is the case many colleges offer communications classes you can take without having to sign up as a full time student. If you are struggling with the English language I applaud your effort. Learning a new language can be a daunting task and the best way to learn is to communicate with people in their language. Good Luck.
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Nov 19, 2014 14:26:06 #
I'm gonna give a quickie because I'm too mad. Look don't call me a liberal or anything in that bag... I wish you were old enough to go to a bar. If u heard your pansy voice , I'd b***h slap you or die trying.,..
When's the last time you spouted s**t to someone who could reach out and touch you .....? Hmmmmmm? Just what u thought , your the liberal sitting in the den listening in...come on..!
When's the last time you spouted s**t to someone who could reach out and touch you .....? Hmmmmmm? Just what u thought , your the liberal sitting in the den listening in...come on..!
Nov 19, 2014 14:31:06 #
Nov 19, 2014 14:39:08 #
Cm4tablyNum wrote:
This reply wiz to Rufus?
Damn are you black or white?
Damn are you black or white?
??? I looked back over this entire post. When and where did I ever call you a liberal?
Nov 19, 2014 14:43:22 #
Nov 19, 2014 15:49:19 #
Oh,,, then I guess I need a concise English to dumbass t***slation app...... cause I took what you wrote, replaced YOU where you wrote me,,, and oilah..... you think it was stupid???
That is probably because it was plagiarized from an i***t,, "you."
What part of STFU was it that confused you,, genius???
That is probably because it was plagiarized from an i***t,, "you."
What part of STFU was it that confused you,, genius???
Rufus wrote:
??????????? Huh? What the hell are you talking abo... (show quote)
Nov 19, 2014 15:59:08 #
Rufus wrote:
Is it an American dill pickle or a Polish dill pickle?
I still have this age old question running through my mind day after day. It has perplexed me each time it raises its head. Perhaps if I keep searching among such strong intellectually inclined individuals I may end my quest for a answer to my world changing question..
If they call a donkey an azz and a ram a sheep, why pray tell do they call a ram in the azz a goose :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :-( Please help me :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Nov 19, 2014 16:06:59 #
Damn...I don't know....someone got their panties in a wad this morning and wore their fingers out cursing me...then they called me a liberal ...... geezers! I went alphabeticaly crazy!
I hope I see someone in a bar that verbally resembles them. I'll crush their fingers. .. lol
I hope I see someone in a bar that verbally resembles them. I'll crush their fingers. .. lol
Nov 19, 2014 16:12:21 #
Really....?....lol
When someone gets goosed, what supposedly is " rammed " up their arse? Lol.....
Look I'm a hill-Billy.... I can't hardly know these things......lol
When someone gets goosed, what supposedly is " rammed " up their arse? Lol.....
Look I'm a hill-Billy.... I can't hardly know these things......lol
Nov 19, 2014 16:13:53 #
Nov 19, 2014 16:14:12 #
Cm4tablyNum wrote:
Damn...I don't know....someone got their panties in a wad this morning and wore their fingers out cursing me...then they called me a liberal ...... geezers! I went alphabeticaly crazy!
I hope I see someone in a bar that verbally resembles them. I'll crush their fingers. .. lol
I hope I see someone in a bar that verbally resembles them. I'll crush their fingers. .. lol
Strange how quickly the winds can change direction here.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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