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Nov 15, 2014 01:05:47   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Number 9- Death is the number 1 k**ler in the world.


Number 8- Life is sexually t***smitted.



Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them

apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybears.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might
burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long
Number 9- Death is the number 1 k**ler in the worl... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nov 15, 2014 01:17:34   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
AuntiE wrote:
You and OG are being :shock: :shock: :shock: suggestive. Keep in mind the man just spent days rousting about at all hours with company from TX. The stories I have heard do not bear repeating. :oops: :oops:


Not suggestive, we're down right being nasty. OG being a Marine has that effect on innocent sailors...

They do bear repeating, here let me give you my PM address.

:wink: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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Nov 15, 2014 01:20:16   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Well, the roto rooter wasn't successful.

I h**e to do this but I must bid all a fond adeiu. My activities the past week have left me somewhat debilitated. See ya'll mañana. Buenos noches...


Sleep tight my friend, I'm off to the 24/7 hardware store to lay in supplies before my pipes burst...

:wink: :XD: :XD: :XD: :thumbup:

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Nov 15, 2014 03:23:00   #
rumitoid
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Number 9- Death is the number 1 k**ler in the world.


Number 8- Life is sexually t***smitted.



Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them

apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybears.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might
burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long
Number 9- Death is the number 1 k**ler in the worl... (show quote)


Funny, funny, funny! For some reason #4 is my favorite (given, I guess, my propensity to all foods unnatural and dangerous and the judgmental health-nuts). Hmm, I feel like a sandwich right now.

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Nov 15, 2014 09:18:37   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Number 9- Death is the number 1 k**ler in the world.


Number 8- Life is sexually t***smitted.



Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them

apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybears.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might
burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long
Number 9- Death is the number 1 k**ler in the worl... (show quote)
I can relate oh so well.

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Nov 15, 2014 10:57:17   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I can relate oh so well.


Yeah, can't we all. :lol:

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Nov 15, 2014 10:59:06   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
rumitoid wrote:
Funny, funny, funny! For some reason #4 is my favorite (given, I guess, my propensity to all foods unnatural and dangerous and the judgmental health-nuts). Hmm, I feel like a sandwich right now.


All beef hot dog, chili mustard and onions with fries. :idea: :idea: :thumbup:

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Nov 15, 2014 11:02:30   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
All beef hot dog, chili mustard and onions with fries. :idea: :idea: :thumbup:


You are up bright and early this morn...what's the occasion?

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Nov 15, 2014 11:43:44   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
You are up bright and early this morn...what's the occasion?


The county is having free shredding event for personal papers and such. I had to finish box four, tape them closed, etc. UncleE has taken them to the designated location.

They also take canned food donations. I had to gather our donation.

They also take clothing donations. I had to label the bag as to what g****r the clothing in the bag would be for.

I will later go to the market for the last ingredient for a surprise for a certain friend in CA. Heh...heh...heh...

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Nov 15, 2014 12:33:48   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
The county is having free shredding event for personal papers and such. I had to finish box four, tape them closed, etc. UncleE has taken them to the designated location.

They also take canned food donations. I had to gather our donation.

They also take clothing donations. I had to label the bag as to what g****r the clothing in the bag would be for.

I will later go to the market for the last ingredient for a surprise for a certain friend in CA. Heh...heh...heh...


I am sure that "a certain friend in CA" will be most appreciative of your thoughtfulness, but I would caution him to be wary of the "heh...heh...heh"

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Nov 15, 2014 12:38:40   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
I am sure that "a certain friend in CA" will be most appreciative of your thoughtfulness, but I would caution him to be wary of the "heh...heh...heh"


I thought of said friend immediately upon seeing the.....not telling. Time will provide the answer. Heh..heh...heh...

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Nov 15, 2014 12:55:05   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
I thought of said friend immediately upon seeing the.....not telling. Time will provide the answer. Heh..heh...heh...


I would still caution said friend to be wary of the heh...heh...heh. "Never look a gift horse in the mouth", to coin a phrase, it might bite. Hopefully, said friend can discern which end of the horse its mouth is located or he might get kicked rather than bitten. (Notice the usage of the word 'than' as opposed to 'then'?)

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Nov 15, 2014 15:55:12   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Fifty-eight huh, all the way down there? Lucky for you the ice will still melt, me... all I have to do is hold the bottle between my legs, we're all freezing our nuts off.

That was "nuts" as in crazy, you knew I meant that, right?


:XD: :XD: :XD:

Shalom back to ya!

:thumbup:


what part of your body is your crazys

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Nov 15, 2014 15:56:38   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Sorry, I no longer have the number. They told me the last time they were here that any of their machinations could no longer help. sniff sniff...


and here I was going to have you give it to me too

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Nov 15, 2014 16:01:19   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
rumitoid wrote:
Funny, funny, funny! For some reason #4 is my favorite (given, I guess, my propensity to all foods unnatural and dangerous and the judgmental health-nuts). Hmm, I feel like a sandwich right now.


I've heard that sandwichs are fun but I'm to shy to try more than half at a time

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