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Nov 14, 2014 23:42:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.


Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them

apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybears.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might
burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long

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Nov 14, 2014 23:45:11   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.


Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them

apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybears.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might
burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long
Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the worl... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: All so true.

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Nov 15, 2014 00:05:54   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.


Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them

apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybears.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might
burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long
Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the worl... (show quote)


OG, muy divertido y muy cierto...

Muy bien hecho!

:XD: :XD: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 15, 2014 00:17:33   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
OG, muy divertido y muy cierto...

Muy bien hecho!

:XD: :XD: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Where have you been keeping yourself? Haven't seen you for awhile.

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Nov 15, 2014 00:17:48   #
Brian Devon
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.


Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them

apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybears.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might
burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long
Number 9- Death is the number 1 killer in the worl... (show quote)




***********
You made me laugh Gringo. Thanks. :thumbup:

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Nov 15, 2014 00:26:26   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Where have you been keeping yourself? Haven't seen you for awhile.


Just hangin' around here making America safe for a mockery, just like you.

I have been trying to help my fellow Americans understand that might doesn't always make right but, our conservative values are coming back into style in spite of this.

I hope you are doing great my friend. It is tequila weather here in the land of the Big Smoky Bear...

24°
Feels like 14°
Clear

Good to see you're still knocking `em down OG, life is just too serious most days.

God bless ol' buddy!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 15, 2014 00:30:21   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Brian Devon wrote:
***********
You made me laugh Gringo. Thanks. :thumbup:


Thank you. I am happy you enjoyed it,
Shalom...

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Nov 15, 2014 00:36:19   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Thank you. I am happy you enjoyed it,
Shalom...


I did and you helped to find my problem to boot. That is "to" boot not to "The Boot", just so ya know...

In regard to "Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted."

I have found my equipment is fine overall but my tuner may need adjustment and that's why my transmissions are falling on rather deaf ears as of late.

Appreciate the intel and, do you have a number for repair women that make house calls?

:wink: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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Nov 15, 2014 00:36:25   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Just hangin' around here making America safe for a mockery, just like you.

I have been trying to help my fellow Americans understand that might doesn't always make right but, our conservative values are coming back into style in spite of this.

I hope you are doing great my friend. It is tequila weather here in the land of the Big Smoky Bear...

24°
Feels like 14°
Clear

Good to see you're still knocking `em down OG, life is just too serious most days.

God bless ol' buddy!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Just hangin' around here making America safe for a... (show quote)


It is always tequila weather here, regardless of the temp.
It finally hit 71° for about an hour then dropped back down to about 68 at present but, will drop to about 58 during the night. My old bones feel like it is closer to -10°.

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Nov 15, 2014 00:41:09   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
It is always tequila weather here, regardless of the temp.
It finally hit 71° for about an hour then dropped back down to about 68 at present but, will drop to about 58 during the night. My old bones feel like it is closer to -10°.


Fifty-eight huh, all the way down there? Lucky for you the ice will still melt, me... all I have to do is hold the bottle between my legs, we're all freezing our nuts off.

That was "nuts" as in crazy, you knew I meant that, right?


:XD: :XD: :XD:

Shalom back to ya!

:thumbup:

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Nov 15, 2014 00:41:26   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
I did and you helped to find my problem to boot. That is "to" boot not to "The Boot", just so ya know...

In regard to "Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted."

I have found my equipment is fine overall but my tuner may need adjustment and that's why my transmissions are falling on rather deaf ears as of late.

Appreciate the intel and, do you have a number for repair women that make house calls?

:wink: :XD: :XD: :XD:


Sorry, I no longer have the number. They told me the last time they were here that any of their machinations could no longer help. sniff sniff...

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Nov 15, 2014 00:54:30   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Fifty-eight huh, all the way down there? Lucky for you the ice will still melt, me... all I have to do is hold the bottle between my legs, we're all freezing our nuts off.

That was "nuts" as in crazy, you knew I meant that, right?


:XD: :XD: :XD:

Shalom back to ya!

:thumbup:


Oh absolutely, I knew exactly what you meant.

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Nov 15, 2014 00:56:58   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Sorry, I no longer have the number. They told me the last time they were here that any of their machinations could no longer help. sniff sniff...


That is intriguing OG, I think calling an electrician to get your ummmm, pipe fitted is the real problem here. They always just cross your wires and send you a bill anyway.

I think your drain is just clogged and a call to the right number this time could really help you.

"Got clogged pipes? Then get Liquid Plumr. It'll clear everything out of your pipes in just seven minutes. And we do mean everything. Attractive plumber not included."

If you have enough tequila, you can get your own plumber for the occasion sorry, repair...

:wink: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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Nov 15, 2014 01:02:45   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
RockKnutne wrote:
That is intriguing OG, I think calling an electrician to get your ummmm, pipe fitted is the real problem here. They always just cross your wires and send you a bill anyway.

I think your drain is just clogged and a call to the right number this time could really help you.

"Got clogged pipes? Then get Liquid Plumr. It'll clear everything out of your pipes in just seven minutes. And we do mean everything. Attractive plumber not included."

If you have enough tequila, you can get your own plumber for the occasion sorry, repair...

:wink: :XD: :XD: :XD:
That is intriguing OG, I think calling an electric... (show quote)


You and OG are being :shock: :shock: :shock: suggestive. Keep in mind the man just spent days rousting about at all hours with company from TX. The stories I have heard do not bear repeating. :oops: :oops:

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Nov 15, 2014 01:05:01   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
That is intriguing OG, I think calling an electrician to get your ummmm, pipe fitted is the real problem here. They always just cross your wires and send you a bill anyway.

I think your drain is just clogged and a call to the right number this time could really help you.

"Got clogged pipes? Then get Liquid Plumr. It'll clear everything out of your pipes in just seven minutes. And we do mean everything. Attractive plumber not included."

If you have enough tequila, you can get your own plumber for the occasion sorry, repair...

:wink: :XD: :XD: :XD:
That is intriguing OG, I think calling an electric... (show quote)


Well, the roto rooter wasn't successful.

I hate to do this but I must bid all a fond adeiu. My activities the past week have left me somewhat debilitated. See ya'll mañana. Buenos noches...

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