Again-Substituting for Slatten
Nov 13, 2014 13:28:52 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
I heard the rowdiness through the phone. I spoke with them, again, yesterday evening. They spoke in glowing terms about Mrs. A. It may take her a while to recover. I am posting a doggie picture to assist her.
I find it amusing they have been so distracted with activities I have managed to keep this joke under wraps, so to speak.
I find it amusing they have been so distracted with activities I have managed to keep this joke under wraps, so to speak.
yes she was on her best behavior OG even talked her into taking a picture of the three of us so what it is is what you get
Nov 14, 2014 21:38:39 #
alex wrote:
yes she was on her best behavior OG even talked her into taking a picture of the three of us so what it is is what you get
Deserving
Nov 15, 2014 00:49:36 #
Cherrio wrote:
Deserving
I have a lovely hat just for you, with a descriptive word for you.
Nov 15, 2014 09:36:45 #
AuntiE wrote:
I have a lovely hat just for you, with a descriptive word for you.
It is more suited for your fat head
Nov 15, 2014 09:41:44 #
AuntiE wrote:
Although Slatten has access to a computer, he is w... (show quote)
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My Marine brother is h*****g around somewhere in the other realm and I know, he just doesn't like you!
I think you're a hoot and an excellent joke teller.
Nov 15, 2014 09:46:26 #
lpnmajor wrote:
I see. They were blond Marines. It's no coinkydink that blonds tend to end up in the Air Force. :lol: :shock: :mrgreen: :oops:
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No Marines to defend this beachhead this day, I v**e we give `em another dose...
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Ah heck, I'm an equal opportunist in my heart.
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will k**l everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
God bless us one and all, HOORAH!
Nov 15, 2014 09:48:17 #
Even in sports it's confusing...
At the beginning of the Army-Navy football game, the coin toss in made. The Navy captain shouts, HEADS followed by the Army captain shouting LATRINES.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
At the beginning of the Army-Navy football game, the coin toss in made. The Navy captain shouts, HEADS followed by the Army captain shouting LATRINES.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Nov 15, 2014 10:01:45 #
Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid any negative consequences.
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
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The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
:wink:
Nov 15, 2014 10:54:20 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
RockKnutne wrote:
Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid... (show quote)
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Nov 15, 2014 12:35:57 #
RockKnutne wrote:
:XD: :XD: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
My Marine brother is h*****g around somewhere in the other realm and I know, he just doesn't like you!
I think you're a hoot and an excellent joke teller.
My Marine brother is h*****g around somewhere in the other realm and I know, he just doesn't like you!
I think you're a hoot and an excellent joke teller.
I am finding it amusing I was able to slip this past Slatten and OldGringo. :mrgreen: :twisted:
Nov 15, 2014 13:16:47 #
[quote=RockKnutne]Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid any negative consequences.
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
:wink:[/quote
That joke is from the 1940`s
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
:wink:[/quote
That joke is from the 1940`s
Nov 15, 2014 23:20:12 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am finding it amusing I was able to slip this past Slatten and OldGringo. :mrgreen: :twisted:
I think they should be brought up before the Old Man for dereliction of duty but, I think they're all drinking together and so, what's the use?
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Nov 15, 2014 23:22:49 #
[quote=Cherrio][quote=RockKnutne]Last one and, I'm deactivating my account to avoid any negative consequences.
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
:wink:[/quote
That joke is from the 1940`s[/quote]
Was it the reference to Iwo Jima that tipped ya off or, are you just that dang good Cher?
"I got you babe..."
Great song not from the 40s but, still a great song, right?
:XD: :XD: :XD:
The Master Chief Petty Officer and the Master Gunnery Sergeant Two old friends, one a Marine and one a Sailor meet in a bar one day (I know it may be hard to imagine either a Sailor or a Marine being in a bar, but hear the tale).
They began to discuss which of them had had the more difficult and dangerous 30 year career. The retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant begins: I graduated from High School, the next morning I was on the train for Parris Island, South Carolina. Following Boot Camp I found myself in a Regiment assigned to the Iwo Jima assault. With my fellow Marines we fought our way to the top of Mount Suribachi. In Korea I was with Chesty Puller at Inchon, then we fought our way toward the Yalu River. In the cold Korean winter we fought at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir, I ended my career after Viet Nam where I spent 3 months in the Battle of Khe Sanh after stomping through endless rice paddies.
The Navy Master Chief looked him in the eye and took a long draw on his bottle of beer and said simply: "Well, it figures, all shore duty".
:wink:[/quote
That joke is from the 1940`s[/quote]
Was it the reference to Iwo Jima that tipped ya off or, are you just that dang good Cher?
"I got you babe..."
Great song not from the 40s but, still a great song, right?
:XD: :XD: :XD:
Nov 17, 2014 10:19:13 #
AuntiE wrote:
I heard the rowdiness through the phone. I spoke with them, again, yesterday evening. They spoke in glowing terms about Mrs. A. It may take her a while to recover. I am posting a doggie picture to assist her.
I find it amusing they have been so distracted with activities I have managed to keep this joke under wraps, so to speak.
I find it amusing they have been so distracted with activities I have managed to keep this joke under wraps, so to speak.
AuntiE i get this strong feeling your an imposter your not what you seem. your trying to be different than what you really are.you do not fool me.
Nov 17, 2014 18:57:05 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am finding it amusing I was able to slip this past Slatten and OldGringo. :mrgreen: :twisted:
that is how you operate your sly and no shame
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