jaydee

[quote=bdamage]You are an Extreme Redneck when...

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, fellers, watch this!”

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


Two good ol' boys in a Texas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Big Tex trailer plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin? ”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"[/
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Ok friend since making fun of us rednecks seems to make you so dam happy, maybe you should try making fun of a dam n****r or a Muslim bastard.
If you don't.like.me using the word n****r, then you quit using the word redneck associated with ignorance.
I don't appreciate an ignorant fun loving ignoramus making fun of my people.
Now you have a nice day now, U heah.

bdamage Loc: My Bunker

[quote=jaydee]

Ahh ha ha ha ha.....you're cracking me up!

Which one was your fav....I liked #17

badbobby Loc: texas

IVE BEEN CALLED A REDNECK FOR YEARS BECAUSE I LIVE IN A RURAL AREA AND I BELIEVE IN OLD FASHIONED VALUES
I WEAR THE NAME PROUDLY
THE JOKE WAS FUNNY AND THATS THE WAY I TAKE IT

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Good for you, but not everyone sees this as acceptable or humor. I know of a young girl, she and her family lived in a trailer.... She had many problems, but the one that sticks out in my mind is when I took her to buy clothes as she was settling into our home. She smiled, ear to ear, and she said how happy she was....now no body will call me a redneck because I have clothes to wear. So, sorry I do not share your amusement of this "joke." I am a simple woman, and to be sure I would welcome a hard working country person into my home much quicker than I would someone from the city. For the most part, they are the opposite of the mean spirited comments on that list!

And the thing is, that list was brought to you by an individual who will quickly jump on people and call them a r****t, narrow minded, prejudiced .....

jaydee

Me to just wanted to have a little fun out of him. Hope he don't take it personal. I call myself the red neck from hell.
That's what the stupid libs would have done if it had been the other way around. Just keeping the libs who.read this messed up.
I'm rather older now. But back in the day I enjoyed being a red neck. My God it was fun.
Kinda parallels with the line, "blonds have.more fun". Well "rednecks have more fun".
I'm country and.proud of it. We country folks have forgotten more about life than city slickers will ever know.
Why my old blue leopard curr dog has a favorite song, "Thank God I'm a Country Hound.
Was fun. I still like to raise a little hell ever once in a while. A man can't rise above his raising. We know how to train a quarter horse, put out a trot line, k**l deer, and shock catfish. Hayheeee. Yep still a red neck.
Good day.

badbobby Loc: texas

good for you ,you ol redneck
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bdamage Loc: My Bunker

Which is why I laughed.

badbobby Loc: texas

ginny,i know you are sincere
but when we can not tell the difference in a joke and be able to laugh at ourselves,
then the hope I have for this country is unrealistic
too many folks (good and bad) dwell on the words r****t bigot and just plain hatred
learn to laugh at yourself

archie bunker Loc: Texas

No doubt ginny is sincere. I guess she has had an experience we have not. In a way, I understand her angst here. Ducky is a good kid who has been through a lot.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Suit yourself. If you are okay being at the end of the stick they use to stir s**t ..... go for it! For me, double standards is not acceptable. Call me a redneck, I just might call you a spook~ but, that would be r****t wouldn't it? Call me a Kike, I just might call you 8 mile. Oh, but again that would be r****t of me. Oh there are plenty of terms used to describe w****s by b****s, none are protested or termed as r****t. But, turn the table........... try it. Use the "N" word, see how long it will take for your behind to be jumped. And the difference between the words, one is used to describe anyone that acts like a jerk, is a thief, or is behaving badly...regardless of color. Redneck, well that is anyone that is white, does not live in the city and work for to earn their money rather than living off the nipple of the government.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Archie,

Thank you. All I can say is you understand!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I screwed up before I finished.
We all need to laugh at ourselves from time to time. None of us are perfect, or came from perfect places. We are what is in our hearts.
I personally, enjoy good redneck jokes. I embrace it, because we are the denigrated minority who are, basically the engine that feeds the people.
I will not use the word in anything involving ginny from now on though, because she finds it offensive, and I have great respect for her.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Yes, I think so. I didn't know about your health problem ginny. You are now going to be prayed for here in the Bunker bunker!!

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Archie, you are good with me. I know how you intend the word, not as a put down or slur, but as humor. So, do not change your words or yourself....I respect you and like you just the way you are. Even Duckie understands the humor when used with some respect. And you know that Duckie loves you as a uncle....part of the family!!!

I just resent double standards. What is good for the goose....

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Thank you. I am okay. Just having a few head aches and now have some language association problems. Tonight at dinner...had a problem with the English word for pepper! It can be funny and frustrating. Doctor says with practice I will be able to retrain that portion of the brain. So, do not worry...God gives us only what we can handle. And like I said, I am fine. This is the third time...getting used to it. :lol: :lol: That is until I forget to add a "s" to a word or check the tense.... And if this is as bad as it gets, then what the heck.



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