You are an Extreme Redneck when...
Nov 6, 2014 14:16:09 #
You are an Extreme Redneck when...
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, Hey, fellers, watch this!
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Two good ol' boys in a Texas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Big Tex trailer plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, Hey, fellers, watch this!
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Two good ol' boys in a Texas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Big Tex trailer plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
Nov 6, 2014 14:18:18 #
Nov 6, 2014 15:07:59 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
NOT FUNNY..... RACIEST !!!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
bdamage wrote:
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Nov 6, 2014 15:18:51 #
ginnyt wrote:
NOT FUNNY..... RACIEST !!!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
#17 was my fav!
Nov 6, 2014 16:20:25 #
bdamage wrote:
#17 was my fav!
Do you know why we're certain a redneck didn't invent the toothbrush? Because if one did it would have been called the "teethbrush."
Nov 6, 2014 16:24:48 #
rumitoid wrote:
Do you know why we're certain a redneck didn't invent the toothbrush? Because if one did it would have been called the "teethbrush."
:D :thumbup: :D :thumbup:
Nov 6, 2014 19:29:16 #
You mean the guy in the White house, right?
ginnyt wrote:
NOT FUNNY..... RACIEST !!!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
Nov 6, 2014 19:30:14 #
I liked it!!
it was funny and didnt point out a particular race.
it was funny and didnt point out a particular race.
ginnyt wrote:
NOT FUNNY..... RACIEST !!!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
Pure raciest! If this was changed and another color of neck was inserted....would it be funny to you then?
I would rather have a mountain man or woman as a neighbor than a city welfare nasty loud mouthed free loader!!!
Nov 6, 2014 19:32:02 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
You mean the guy in the White house, right?
Well Ve'hoe, since I have some Native American in me I must be r****t against the other 3/4 white man in me.
Go figure.
Nov 6, 2014 19:35:05 #
I am ALWAYS careful even when I shave,,, never let an Indian behind you with a knife,,, not even or especially if you are an indian!!
bdamage wrote:
Well Ve'hoe, since I have some Native American in me I must be r****t against the other 3/4 white man in me.
Go figure.
Go figure.
Nov 6, 2014 19:45:25 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
I am ALWAYS careful even when I shave,,, never let an Indian behind you with a knife,,, not even or especially if you are an indian!!
That's too funny....and don't even get me started on the firewater.
Nov 6, 2014 19:46:06 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
So it would be funny if I changed the jokes to reflect your race?????? News alert, white people have feeling too!!!......HAVE YOU LOOKED UP THE WORD REDNECK: "an uneducated white farm laborer, especially from the South. " So it is safe to say that there are no: black, Asian, Hispanic, pacific islander, native American rednecks......
The next list that I see like this one...I will send it over to Admin for their review.
The next list that I see like this one...I will send it over to Admin for their review.
Ve'hoe wrote:
I liked it!!
it was funny and didnt point out a particular race.
it was funny and didnt point out a particular race.
Nov 6, 2014 19:50:53 #
My NECK is RED...... and no one said anything about w****s,,,,
ginnyt wrote:
So it would be funny if I changed the jokes to reflect your race?????? News alert, white people have feeling too!!!......HAVE YOU LOOKED UP THE WORD REDNECK: "an uneducated white farm laborer, especially from the South. " So it is safe to say that there are no: black, Asian, Hispanic, pacific islander, native American rednecks......
The next list that I see like this one...I will send it over to Admin for their review.
The next list that I see like this one...I will send it over to Admin for their review.
Nov 6, 2014 19:51:54 #
ginnyt wrote:
So it would be funny if I changed the jokes to reflect your race?????? News alert, white people have feeling too!!!......HAVE YOU LOOKED UP THE WORD REDNECK: "an uneducated white farm laborer, especially from the South. " So it is safe to say that there are no: black, Asian, Hispanic, pacific islander, native American rednecks......
The next list that I see like this one...I will send it over to Admin for their review.
The next list that I see like this one...I will send it over to Admin for their review.
Send this one.
They need a good laugh also.
Nov 6, 2014 19:54:22 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
My NECK is RED...... and no one said anything about w****s,,,,
Uh oh...is the skin red?
Better not reverse those last to words.
Someone might accuse you of being a football team.
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