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Oct 13, 2014 16:37:08   #
alabuck Loc: Tennessee
 
AuntiE wrote:
Aiming toward TN today. :D

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OMG!! INCOMING !!!!!

Tracking trajectory of incoming, Sir!
Calculating original coordinates of incoming!
Have coordinates, Sir!

Good! Input coordinates of incoming missiles! Arm our missiles!

Sir, enemy missiles coordinates imputed and our missiles are armed!

RETURN FIRE !!

Missiles away, Sir!
Targets acquired, Sir! Missiles locked on targets!
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Sir! Targets destroyed!

Good job, Sailor! Stand down. Let's say a prayer of thanks for our victory and for the souls of those poor mis-guided unfortunates who thought we'd be caught off-guard! They're probably meeting their maker about now; that is, what's left of them.

Sorry AuntieE, you lose. My sympathies for the loss of Sniper Kitty.
:) :-) :D :-D :wink:

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Oct 13, 2014 17:45:22   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alabuck wrote:
---------
OMG!! INCOMING !!!!!

Tracking trajectory of incoming, Sir!
Calculating original coordinates of incoming!
Have coordinates, Sir!

Good! Input coordinates of incoming missiles! Arm our missiles!

Sir, enemy missiles coordinates imputed and our missiles are armed!

RETURN FIRE !!

Missiles away, Sir!
Targets acquired, Sir! Missiles locked on targets!
..................................................................................................................................................

Sir! Targets destroyed!

Good job, Sailor! Stand down. Let's say a prayer of thanks for our victory and for the souls of those poor mis-guided unfortunates who thought we'd be caught off-guard! They're probably meeting their maker about now; that is, what's left of them.

Sorry AuntieE, you lose. My sympathies for the loss of Sniper Kitty.
:) :-) :D :-D :wink:
--------- br OMG!! INCOMING !!!!! br br Tracking... (show quote)


Ready......aim......



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Oct 17, 2014 10:36:13   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
AuntiE wrote:
Ready......aim......


Ohhh. That is a really nice and modern rendition of the old style derringer.

Where did you get that critter. Have you fired it?

Good choice for a "old lady"..... (grin)

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