What a retired husand does.
Oct 8, 2014 22:30:28 #
Oct 9, 2014 05:28:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
Actually, I'm quite modest...with every reason to be. :oops:
Always have your best foot forward. :roll: :roll: :thumbup:
Oct 9, 2014 07:59:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Always have your best foot forward. :roll: :roll: :thumbup:
What if you have two left feet? :shock:
Oct 9, 2014 08:36:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
What if you have two left feet? :shock:
Learn to walk sideways :lol: :lol:
Oct 9, 2014 17:53:17 #
I thought of a short joke this morning when I went to town, but by the time I came home the joke had flew the coop. Just thought of another one, but this one is longer so it'd take time to type out.
Oct 9, 2014 18:54:22 #
Zeno
Loc: Omaha NE
Dear Slatten49:You are a true rascal,and one who has made my day with some good laughs-especially about the condoms.I am recently retired,and I have been having to adjust to a more sedate life after having a lifestyle wrapped around the workplace for many years.It is a pleasent feeling not having to take my tired old bones to work.Now I can tell myself what to do and spend my days doing things I have always dreamed of doing-such as reading,spending time with friends and sending e-mails to clever fellows like you.
As well,it seems to be a universal t***h that ladies love to browse when they visit a store.I have seen this maddening situation-most paticularly when I used to accompany a disabled lady to Big Lots once upon a time.I swear she looked over everything in the store!If,at the time,I had known about your diversions,it would have made the whole thing less frustrating.
Here is hoping you have many happy days ahead and shorter trips to the stores.Zeno
As well,it seems to be a universal t***h that ladies love to browse when they visit a store.I have seen this maddening situation-most paticularly when I used to accompany a disabled lady to Big Lots once upon a time.I swear she looked over everything in the store!If,at the time,I had known about your diversions,it would have made the whole thing less frustrating.
Here is hoping you have many happy days ahead and shorter trips to the stores.Zeno
Oct 9, 2014 19:16:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Learn to walk sideways :lol: :lol:
Or, in circles. :oops:
Oct 9, 2014 19:28:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Zeno wrote:
Dear Slatten49:You are a true rascal,and one who h... (show quote)
Zeno, being a 'rascal', I appreciate flattery.
I remember the late, great comedian, Victor Borge saying that "Laughter is the closest distance between two people." There is far too much arguing, fussin' and fightin' on the OPP. I like to think Mr. Borge is right, and try to close that distance as much as possible. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Oct 9, 2014 19:59:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
Zeno, being a 'rascal', I appreciate flattery.
I remember the late, great comedian, Victor Borge saying that "Laughter is the closest distance between two people." There is far too much arguing, fussin' and fightin' on the OPP. I like to think Mr. Borge is right, and try to close that distance as much as possible. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
I remember the late, great comedian, Victor Borge saying that "Laughter is the closest distance between two people." There is far too much arguing, fussin' and fightin' on the OPP. I like to think Mr. Borge is right, and try to close that distance as much as possible. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Hey, we don't fight on the prayer sites. And, Aunti is catering with coffee & cookies. You'll be sorry if you miss it.
Oct 9, 2014 23:07:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Hey, we don't fight on the prayer sites. And, Aunti is catering with coffee & cookies. You'll be sorry if you miss it.
Sorry, young lady. I had been having trouble finding the Psalms site. AuntiE directed me to it. I had been leaving off the 'of David' when searching. :oops:
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