son of witless wrote:
Captain Joe, there is an ice berg dead ahead. " No there ain't. " Captain Joe, we are scraping the side of the iceberg. It has torn a hole in the side of the Titanic. " All is well. Will you believe your lying eyes or me ? " Captain Joe, shouldn't we call for help or man the lifeboats or something ? " All is well. I can see I am not getting my message out. I need to go on a public tour of the ship and inform the passengers of how well the cruise is going. "