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Oct 3, 2014 07:19:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Was that Chesty?


He hasn't met you yet, Salty! :mrgreen:

Semper Fi! :thumbup: Love the post.

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Oct 3, 2014 08:42:18   #
Vstarguy
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Courtesy of Sgt. Grit news...


A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.

The MARINES have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories.

A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Death once had a near-MARINE experience.

The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A MARINE can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for US MARINES.

A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.

When A MARINE does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When a MARINE throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.

A MARINE does not sleep. He waits.

A MARINE once made a Happy Meal cry.

You NEVER slap a MARINE.

A MARINE called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...

Guns are warned not to play with the MARINES.

A MARINE can give aspirin a headache.
Courtesy of Sgt. Grit news... br br br A MARINE ... (show quote)


Spot on Bro' Lol.

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Oct 3, 2014 09:28:02   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Courtesy of Sgt. Grit news...


A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.

The MARINES have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories.

A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Death once had a near-MARINE experience.

The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A MARINE can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for US MARINES.

A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.

When A MARINE does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When a MARINE throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.

A MARINE does not sleep. He waits.

A MARINE once made a Happy Meal cry.

You NEVER slap a MARINE.

A MARINE called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...

Guns are warned not to play with the MARINES.

A MARINE can give aspirin a headache.
Courtesy of Sgt. Grit news... br br br A MARINE ... (show quote)


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I've known several Marine's, I would cover their back anytime anywhere, as I know they would mine...

I'm an Ex-Sailor, there are never Ex-Marine's, once a Marine, always a Marine, some just out of Uniform...

I'm not kidding, I sleep better known there are marine's protecting us...

Thanks for Sharing, I'm going to copy and post to "E" friends... Don D.

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Oct 3, 2014 11:03:02   #
Vstarguy
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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I've known several Marine's, I would cover their back anytime anywhere, as I know they would mine...

I'm an Ex-Sailor, there are never Ex-Marine's, once a Marine, always a Marine, some just out of Uniform...

I'm not kidding, I sleep better known there are marine's protecting us...

Thanks for Sharing, I'm going to copy and post to "E" friends... Don D.

As a young man I served as a Marine, one 4 year hitch and I spent some time on an AKA. Gotta tell ya, I was impressed at the amount of hard work those Squabies did. It looked like a non-stop round the clock thing. I loved being lulled to sleep aboard a rocking ship and was a little jealous, at times I wished I had joined the Navy! Lol.
You sailors deserve a large pat on the back and I readily can see the Navy-Marine Corps. connection!

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Oct 3, 2014 13:23:03   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Vstarguy wrote:
As a young man I served as a Marine, one 4 year hitch and I spent some time on an AKA. Gotta tell ya, I was impressed at the amount of hard work those Squabies did. It looked like a non-stop round the clock thing. I loved being lulled to sleep aboard a rocking ship and was a little jealous, at times I wished I had joined the Navy! Lol.
You sailors deserve a large pat on the back and I readily can see the Navy-Marine Corps. connection!


We Marines have, and always have had, the greatest respect for our brothers in the T***sportation Division. They have never failed in delivering us safely, and expeditiously, to our next field of battle.

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Oct 3, 2014 13:40:30   #
Vstarguy
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
We Marines have, and always have had, the greatest respect for our brothers in the T***sportation Division. They have never failed in delivering us safely, and expeditiously, to our next field of battle.


My late older brother served in the "T***sportation Division" in WWII in the Pacific and he was involved as a gunner in the various island campaigns. I was a kid but I remember the stories he told about Kamikaze attacks on his ship the USS Lauderdale and other ships in
fleet. I take my hat off to any WWII veteran....our last "real war".

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Oct 3, 2014 13:51:49   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Vstarguy wrote:
My late older brother served in the "T***sportation Division" in WWII in the Pacific and he was involved as a gunner in the various island campaigns. I was a kid but I remember the stories he told about Kamikaze attacks on his ship the USS Lauderdale and other ships in
fleet. I take my hat off to any WWII veteran....our last "real war".


My father served in the T***sportation Division during the War, was discharged in early '46, then enlisted in the then USAAF, serving an additional 20 yrs. Two of my sons, the eldest and the youngest, both served in the T.D. The youngest was a mustang, becoming an LDO Lt. Cdr., serving 30 years. However, I eventually forgave both of them.

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Oct 3, 2014 14:54:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
My father served in the T***sportation Division during the War, was discharged in early '46, then enlisted in the then USAAF, serving an additional 20 yrs. Two of my sons, the eldest and the youngest, both served in the T.D. The youngest was a mustang, becoming an LDO Lt. Cdr., serving 30 years. However, I eventually forgave both of them.


Any good Marine Father would forgive his sons such a error in judgement...:wink:...they meant well. :mrgreen:

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Oct 3, 2014 14:55:20   #
Vstarguy
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
My father served in the T***sportation Division during the War, was discharged in early '46, then enlisted in the then USAAF, serving an additional 20 yrs. Two of my sons, the eldest and the youngest, both served in the T.D. The youngest was a mustang, becoming an LDO Lt. Cdr., serving 30 years. However, I eventually forgave both of them.


Lol! I guess we're both old coots! One of my sons joined the NG as an enlisted man. He wanted to be and was a cook and he worked in a local ER full time. His medical interest got the better of him so
He was able to switch his MOS from cook to Medical Supply clerk and eventually tooks tests and became an officer. After attaining the rank of Captain he completed his 20 year hitch and now works for P****r. I forgave him too! Lol.

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Oct 3, 2014 15:10:46   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Vstarguy wrote:
Lol! I guess we're both old coots! One of my sons joined the NG as an enlisted man. He wanted to be and was a cook and he worked in a local ER full time. His medical interest got the better of him so
He was able to switch his MOS from cook to Medical Supply clerk and eventually tooks tests and became an officer. After attaining the rank of Captain he completed his 20 year hitch and now works for P****r. I forgave him too! Lol.


Yes, we both extended our sympathies, empathy, and forgiveness to our progeny for their lapses. :lol:

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Oct 3, 2014 15:19:18   #
ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Courtesy of Sgt. Grit news...


A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.

The MARINES have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories.

A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Death once had a near-MARINE experience.

The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A MARINE can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for US MARINES.

A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.

When A MARINE does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When a MARINE throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.

A MARINE does not sleep. He waits.

A MARINE once made a Happy Meal cry.

You NEVER slap a MARINE.

A MARINE called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...

Guns are warned not to play with the MARINES.

A MARINE can give aspirin a headache.
Courtesy of Sgt. Grit news... br br br A MARINE ... (show quote)


Old_Gringo: I absolutly love Marines!..."A Marine on Guard has no friends"!!!!

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Oct 3, 2014 15:24:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Old_Gringo: I absolutely love Marines!..."A Marine on Guard has no friends"!!!!


Unfortunately that is true.

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Oct 3, 2014 15:58:41   #
battalion
 
All the facts are true about the marines.
Semper Fi

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Oct 3, 2014 15:59:39   #
battalion
 
That's a capital M.

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