PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Courtesy of Sgt. Grit news...


A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.

The MARINES have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories.

A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Death once had a near-MARINE experience.

The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A MARINE can slam a revolving door.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for US MARINES.

A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.

When A MARINE does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When a MARINE throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.

A MARINE does not sleep. He waits.

A MARINE once made a Happy Meal cry.

You NEVER slap a MARINE.

A MARINE called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...

Guns are warned not to play with the MARINES.

A MARINE can give aspirin a headache.

Trooper745 Loc: Carolina

Semper Fi, my friend!

Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va

Yea my ship had a 900 Marine detachment that we used to haul all over the place...they always reminded me of hunting dogs...pent up aggression while boringly crossing the pond...but once we cut em loose...i knew nothing on this planet could stop em...Semper fi

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

I've only actually known one Marine and he was much tougher than all of these characteristics - combined!

Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va

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PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Was that Chesty?

Kirk

That's good stuff. You know all of these could work for the "most interesting man in the world" commercials.

battalion

Semper Fi

MrEd Loc: Georgia

Now there was a Marine........ :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Semper Fi

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

President Reagan loved the Marines. With damned good reason.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Even MacArthur came to love them after they saved the Army's butt in Korea.

dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

Early in WWII, the Marines were holding Wake Island. A refueling stop for planes heading into the Pacific Theater. The entire Japanese fleet had the island surrounded for weeks but couldn't get any landing craft ashore due to the fierce defense the Marines put up. The War Dept. sent a message asking what the situation was and got this famous response. "Sir. They're in front of us, they're behind us and they're on both sides of us. By GOD they're not getting away this time!" When asked if there was anything more they could use they followed up with, "Sure, send some more Japs!" Sure glad those guys are on our side.

rjoeholl

Now, now! I was part of an Army unit who once saved some marines from getting their buts whipped in VN. That said, my brother was a Marine and I consider him the toughest son of a b***h who ever lived.