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Nov 9, 2021 14:51:52   #
Truth be known
 
Nutter wrote:
Bud: I got my v******tion. I am now protected from the v***s.
Lou: Not me. No one’s gonna jab a needle in my arm.
Bud: You must.
Lou: Why?
Bud: To protect me.
Lou: From the v***s?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: But I thought you said you were v******ted.
Bud: I am.
Lou: You’re protected?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: From the v***s?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: So, I don’t need a v******tion.
Bud: But you do.
Lou: Why?
Bud: To protect me.
Lou: I thought you were v******ted.
Bud: I am.
Lou: And the v******tion protects you?
Bud: It does.
u: So, I don’t need to get v******ted to protect you because you’re already protected from the v***s by the v******tion you already got.
Bud: No, you must get the v******tion to protect me from the v***s.
Lou: You mean the v******tion doesn’t work?
Bud: It does work.
Lou: If the v******tion works and you’re protected from the v***s because you already got the v******tion then it doesn’t matter if I don’t get v******ted.
Bud: But it does matter. Because if you don’t get v******ted you can give me the v***s.
Lou: Let me see if I have this straight.
Bud: Okay.
Lou: You got the v******tion?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: The v******tion protects you from the v***s?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: So, it doesn’t matter if I don’t get the v******tion because you’re already protected from the v***s?
Bud: No.
Lou: Are you telling me the v******tion doesn’t work?
Bud: No, I’m telling you the v******tion does work.
Lou: Then why must I get the v******tion?
Bud: To protect me from the v***s.
Lou: This doesn’t makes any sense.
Bud: But it does make sense. Why don’t you understand? Besides, you are required to get the v******tion, whether you like it or not.
Lou: What?
Bud: Everyone in America must get the v******tion.
Lou: Everyone?
Bud: Everyone. Except for a few people.
Lou: Who?
Bud: Members of Congress.
Lou: Members of Congress?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: You’re telling me everyone in America must get the v******tion except Members of Congress?
Bud: And their staff.
Lou: Their staff don’t have to get the v******tion?
Bud: Nope.
Lou: Why are Members of Congress and their staff exempt?
Bud: Because the president needs Congress to pass his spending bills.
Lou: Oh, it’s a political favor.
Bud: Of course, it is.
Lou: So, everyone in America must get the v******tion except Members of Congress and their staff?
Bud: And postal workers.
Lou: What? Postal workers don’t have to get the v******tion?
Bud: That is correct.
Lou: I’m sure I don’t want to know, but please tell me why.
Bud: Because the postal workers union endorsed the president.
Lou: Their exemption was not based on a medical reason?
Bud: No.
Lou: Not based on science?
Bud: Not hardly.
Lou: The decision is based on who v**ed for which candidate?
Bud: Now, you get it!
Lou: The president gets to decide who must get v******ted and who doesn’t?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Not a doctor, but the president decides?
Bud: That is correct.
Lou: Where does the president get his medical advice?
Bud: Probably from his wife.
Lou: Is she a doctor?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: That’s a relief.
Bud: But not a medical doctor.
Lou: She’s not a medical doctor?
Bud: No.
Lou: How many kinds of doctors are there?
Bud: Lots.
Lou: What kind of doctor is she?
Bud: E.D.
Lou: She has erectile dysfunction?
Bud: No. She has a doctorate in ED. Education.
Lou: She’s a school teacher?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: Do people call school teachers “doctor”?
Bud: Only her. And only on CNN.
Lou: The bottom line is the president gets his medical advice from his wife who is a doctor, but not a real doctor. She’s just a school teacher doctor, right?
Bud: F***i.
Lou: F***i? What’s a F***i? Is that some kind of school teacher doctor?
Bud: F***i is not a what, but a who.
Lou: Okay, who is F***i?
Bud: He’s also advising the president.
Lou: Is he a medical doctor?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: That’s good news. So the president gets medical advice from his wife, who is not an actual doctor, and doesn’t know anything about medicine, and he also gets advice from a medical doctor. Does this medical doctor study v***ses?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Great!
Bud: And helps create v***ses.
Lou: Huh? What do you mean?
Bud: F***i is the guy who runs the office that gave money to the Chinese lab that created the v***s.
Lou: F***i gave his money to the Chinese?
Bud: No, not his money. He gave taxpayer money.
Lou: Taxpayer money?
Bud: Yup.
Lou: So the American taxpayer paid to create the v***s?
Bud: You, sir, are correct.
Lou: At least F***i told us he was doing this.
Bud: He did not.
Lou: Nobody asked him?
Bud: Yes, they did. Under oath.
Lou: And he admitted he gave taxpayer money to the Chinese lab?
Bud: No, he said he didn’t.
Lou: If he swore under oath that he did not fund the Chinese lab then how did we find out he did?
Bud: We have the papers that proved F***i did exactly what he claimed he didn’t do.
Lou: Isn’t it illegal to lie under oath?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Is F***i gonna be charged with a crime?
Bud: No.
Lou: Why not?
Bud: Because some lies are good lies.
Lou: You mean like telling children there is a Santa Claus?
Bud: No, that’s an evil lie because it perpetuates the falsehood that a happily married, cisg****r, white male does good deeds around the world. The good lies are the ones that support politically correct narratives, such as the Russians stole the 2016 e******n.
Lou: Let’s get back to the Chinese and their lab.
Bud: Okay.
Lou: The Chinese don’t like us, do they?
Bud: They do not.
Lou: And this Chinese lab is the place that could create the material used in biological weapons?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Why on earth would F***i give them taxpayer money?
Bud: For science.
Lou: Let me get this straight. V******tions work because they protect us from the v***s, but unv******ted people must get v******ted because they can give the v***s to people who are already protected from the v***s because they have been v******ted, but the v******ted can still catch the v***s even though v******tions work.
Bud: Precisely!
Lou: And the medical doctor advising the president is the one who gave American taxpayer money to the Chinese lab that created the v***s that led to the global p******c and he lied about doing this.
Bud: Now you got it.
Lou: F***i must be the most h**ed man in America.
Bud: No, no. F***i is beloved.
Lou: This doesn’t make any sense. Who loves him?
Bud: Politicians, news media, Hollywood, big tech, and government employees who get paid to stay home during lockdowns.
Lou: And the rest of America? The workers, entrepreneurs, first responders, farmers, tradesmen, factory workers, business owners, and families? Do they like F***i?
Bud: Not in the slightest.
Lou: Let me get back to this. Everyone in America must get v******ted except for Members of Congress, their staff, and members of the postal workers union.
Bud: And i*****l i*******ts.
Lou: Huh?
Bud: I*****l i*******ts are exempt from getting v******tions.
Lou: They belong to a union, too?
Bud: Don’t be silly.
Lou: Why are i*****l i*******ts exempt from getting v******tions?
Bud: Because the president wants to immediately make them citizens so they can v**e for him in 2024.
Lou: Is any of this legal?
Bud: Probably not.
Bud: I got my v******tion. I am now protected from... (show quote)



LOVE THIS. So honest and so to character. ALSO, IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WERNT SO TRUE!!! Thank you for sharing.

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Nov 9, 2021 15:37:52   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
JFlorio wrote:
Newsom was already mentally handicapped. I believe he and other progressives would be happy to v******te/k**l 5 year olds. Their number one goal is population control as long as the reduction doesn't include them. Not sure where you got the 1%. The v*****es are highly effective for people 65 and older, as far as keeping them alive, once they contact C***d. I know this for a fact. I have a client that is a Director of Nursing (in her fifties) that has seen the numbers up close and personal. Yet she refuses to get v******ted. I asked her why? At the time she said it was too early to know side affects and she said she knows a bunch of boosters will be coming soon after. She was correct. I have five doctors in my family. All have been v******ted along with their entire families. I got v******ted early on. I wouldn't now, simply because I don't believe in the BS mandates.
Newsom was already mentally handicapped. I believe... (show quote)


You obviously didn’t get C***d! Natural immunities Trump all!!

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Nov 9, 2021 15:38:14   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
You obviously didn’t get C***d! Natural immunities Trump all!!


And also thevarients!!

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Nov 9, 2021 15:44:05   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
pegw wrote:
This isn't funny
Its sad. You seam not to understand how contagious diseases work. The v*****es are only 90% effective, so even if you are fully v******ted, you have at best a10% chance of catching C***d grom somebody.


I cl bull chit!! You are delusional as always! If they were that effective why do u need boosters?

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Nov 9, 2021 15:44:58   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Nutter wrote:
Bud: I got my v******tion. I am now protected from the v***s.
Lou: Not me. No one’s gonna jab a needle in my arm.
Bud: You must.
Lou: Why?
Bud: To protect me.
Lou: From the v***s?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: But I thought you said you were v******ted.
Bud: I am.
Lou: You’re protected?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: From the v***s?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: So, I don’t need a v******tion.
Bud: But you do.
Lou: Why?
Bud: To protect me.
Lou: I thought you were v******ted.
Bud: I am.
Lou: And the v******tion protects you?
Bud: It does.
u: So, I don’t need to get v******ted to protect you because you’re already protected from the v***s by the v******tion you already got.
Bud: No, you must get the v******tion to protect me from the v***s.
Lou: You mean the v******tion doesn’t work?
Bud: It does work.
Lou: If the v******tion works and you’re protected from the v***s because you already got the v******tion then it doesn’t matter if I don’t get v******ted.
Bud: But it does matter. Because if you don’t get v******ted you can give me the v***s.
Lou: Let me see if I have this straight.
Bud: Okay.
Lou: You got the v******tion?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: The v******tion protects you from the v***s?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: So, it doesn’t matter if I don’t get the v******tion because you’re already protected from the v***s?
Bud: No.
Lou: Are you telling me the v******tion doesn’t work?
Bud: No, I’m telling you the v******tion does work.
Lou: Then why must I get the v******tion?
Bud: To protect me from the v***s.
Lou: This doesn’t makes any sense.
Bud: But it does make sense. Why don’t you understand? Besides, you are required to get the v******tion, whether you like it or not.
Lou: What?
Bud: Everyone in America must get the v******tion.
Lou: Everyone?
Bud: Everyone. Except for a few people.
Lou: Who?
Bud: Members of Congress.
Lou: Members of Congress?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: You’re telling me everyone in America must get the v******tion except Members of Congress?
Bud: And their staff.
Lou: Their staff don’t have to get the v******tion?
Bud: Nope.
Lou: Why are Members of Congress and their staff exempt?
Bud: Because the president needs Congress to pass his spending bills.
Lou: Oh, it’s a political favor.
Bud: Of course, it is.
Lou: So, everyone in America must get the v******tion except Members of Congress and their staff?
Bud: And postal workers.
Lou: What? Postal workers don’t have to get the v******tion?
Bud: That is correct.
Lou: I’m sure I don’t want to know, but please tell me why.
Bud: Because the postal workers union endorsed the president.
Lou: Their exemption was not based on a medical reason?
Bud: No.
Lou: Not based on science?
Bud: Not hardly.
Lou: The decision is based on who v**ed for which candidate?
Bud: Now, you get it!
Lou: The president gets to decide who must get v******ted and who doesn’t?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Not a doctor, but the president decides?
Bud: That is correct.
Lou: Where does the president get his medical advice?
Bud: Probably from his wife.
Lou: Is she a doctor?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: That’s a relief.
Bud: But not a medical doctor.
Lou: She’s not a medical doctor?
Bud: No.
Lou: How many kinds of doctors are there?
Bud: Lots.
Lou: What kind of doctor is she?
Bud: E.D.
Lou: She has erectile dysfunction?
Bud: No. She has a doctorate in ED. Education.
Lou: She’s a school teacher?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: Do people call school teachers “doctor”?
Bud: Only her. And only on CNN.
Lou: The bottom line is the president gets his medical advice from his wife who is a doctor, but not a real doctor. She’s just a school teacher doctor, right?
Bud: F***i.
Lou: F***i? What’s a F***i? Is that some kind of school teacher doctor?
Bud: F***i is not a what, but a who.
Lou: Okay, who is F***i?
Bud: He’s also advising the president.
Lou: Is he a medical doctor?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: That’s good news. So the president gets medical advice from his wife, who is not an actual doctor, and doesn’t know anything about medicine, and he also gets advice from a medical doctor. Does this medical doctor study v***ses?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Great!
Bud: And helps create v***ses.
Lou: Huh? What do you mean?
Bud: F***i is the guy who runs the office that gave money to the Chinese lab that created the v***s.
Lou: F***i gave his money to the Chinese?
Bud: No, not his money. He gave taxpayer money.
Lou: Taxpayer money?
Bud: Yup.
Lou: So the American taxpayer paid to create the v***s?
Bud: You, sir, are correct.
Lou: At least F***i told us he was doing this.
Bud: He did not.
Lou: Nobody asked him?
Bud: Yes, they did. Under oath.
Lou: And he admitted he gave taxpayer money to the Chinese lab?
Bud: No, he said he didn’t.
Lou: If he swore under oath that he did not fund the Chinese lab then how did we find out he did?
Bud: We have the papers that proved F***i did exactly what he claimed he didn’t do.
Lou: Isn’t it illegal to lie under oath?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Is F***i gonna be charged with a crime?
Bud: No.
Lou: Why not?
Bud: Because some lies are good lies.
Lou: You mean like telling children there is a Santa Claus?
Bud: No, that’s an evil lie because it perpetuates the falsehood that a happily married, cisg****r, white male does good deeds around the world. The good lies are the ones that support politically correct narratives, such as the Russians stole the 2016 e******n.
Lou: Let’s get back to the Chinese and their lab.
Bud: Okay.
Lou: The Chinese don’t like us, do they?
Bud: They do not.
Lou: And this Chinese lab is the place that could create the material used in biological weapons?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Why on earth would F***i give them taxpayer money?
Bud: For science.
Lou: Let me get this straight. V******tions work because they protect us from the v***s, but unv******ted people must get v******ted because they can give the v***s to people who are already protected from the v***s because they have been v******ted, but the v******ted can still catch the v***s even though v******tions work.
Bud: Precisely!
Lou: And the medical doctor advising the president is the one who gave American taxpayer money to the Chinese lab that created the v***s that led to the global p******c and he lied about doing this.
Bud: Now you got it.
Lou: F***i must be the most h**ed man in America.
Bud: No, no. F***i is beloved.
Lou: This doesn’t make any sense. Who loves him?
Bud: Politicians, news media, Hollywood, big tech, and government employees who get paid to stay home during lockdowns.
Lou: And the rest of America? The workers, entrepreneurs, first responders, farmers, tradesmen, factory workers, business owners, and families? Do they like F***i?
Bud: Not in the slightest.
Lou: Let me get back to this. Everyone in America must get v******ted except for Members of Congress, their staff, and members of the postal workers union.
Bud: And i*****l i*******ts.
Lou: Huh?
Bud: I*****l i*******ts are exempt from getting v******tions.
Lou: They belong to a union, too?
Bud: Don’t be silly.
Lou: Why are i*****l i*******ts exempt from getting v******tions?
Bud: Because the president wants to immediately make them citizens so they can v**e for him in 2024.
Lou: Is any of this legal?
Bud: Probably not.
Bud: I got my v******tion. I am now protected from... (show quote)


Sounds like the t***h!!! Covered it and it’s lunicy!!

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Nov 9, 2021 15:45:23   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Sounds like the t***h!!! Covered it and it’s lunicy!!


Sorry lunacy

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Nov 9, 2021 18:16:27   #
elledee
 
When all of congress gets v******ted. I might consider it.

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Nov 9, 2021 19:22:56   #
Carol Kelly
 
pegw wrote:
This isn't funny
Its sad. You seam not to understand how contagious diseases work. The v*****es are only 90% effective, so even if you are fully v******ted, you have at best a10% chance of catching C***d grom somebody.


That is funny, funny, funny and the absolute confusing t***h. Anyone who can figure this out has to be a dumb Democrat.

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Nov 9, 2021 19:23:53   #
Carol Kelly
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
And also thevarients!!


Are you referring to the v*****e p******c?

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Nov 9, 2021 20:27:04   #
Made in USA
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
I cl bull chit!! You are delusional as always! If they were that effective why do u need boosters?


The C***D strain changes with every infection, after so many people getting C***D the v*****e no longer affects the new strain, so boosters are changes to the meds (spike protein) to fight the new strain.

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Nov 9, 2021 20:40:29   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
Made in USA wrote:
The C***D strain changes with every infection, after so many people getting C***D the v*****e no longer affects the new strain, so boosters are changes to the meds (spike protein) to fight the new strain.


https://viroliegy.com/2021/11/07/the-uncharted-dangers-of-m**a-v*****es/

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Nov 9, 2021 21:05:49   #
Made in USA
 
JFlorio wrote:
https://viroliegy.com/2021/11/07/the-uncharted-dangers-of-m**a-v*****es/


Don’t worry I will not comply, if any libturd needs extra shots, they can have my allotment.

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Nov 9, 2021 21:09:55   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
Made in USA wrote:
Don’t worry I will not comply, if any libturd needs extra shots, they can have my allotment.


I was actually v******ted early. I will not get a booster. If there’d been mandates at the time I guarantee I wouldn’t have gotten it, just out of principle.

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Nov 9, 2021 21:44:18   #
martsiva
 
drlarrygino wrote:
Slo joe and his c****e party are pushing death on Americans with the toxic spike protein W***n jab , meanwhile they are prohibiting the antidote for the v***s in Ivermectin, zinc, HCQ and Vitamin D. Nuremberg type trials should be immediately implemented and h*****gs begun.


We Americans are a huge obstacle to the c*******t New World Order and everything the Democrats have done and are trying to do is to weaken us as a nation for the goal of a New World Order!! They don`t even try to hide it and making people sick with this experimental drug is part of it!! They have attacked our economy, our military, our right to bare arms for defense against tyranny, allowing 1000s of i******s to enter this country, destroyed our energy independence, their support of censoring the voices of those who disagree with them, their support of all the burning and l**ting r**ts last year, all their race baiting to divide Americans - just these alone have been done to weaken us as a nation!!

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Nov 10, 2021 06:24:25   #
Made in USA
 
martsiva wrote:
We Americans are a huge obstacle to the c*******t New World Order and everything the Democrats have done and are trying to do is to weaken us as a nation for the goal of a New World Order!! They don`t even try to hide it and making people sick with this experimental drug is part of it!! They have attacked our economy, our military, our right to bare arms for defense against tyranny, allowing 1000s of i******s to enter this country, destroyed our energy independence, their support of censoring the voices of those who disagree with them, their support of all the burning and l**ting r**ts last year, all their race baiting to divide Americans - just these alone have been done to weaken us as a nation!!
We Americans are a huge obstacle to the c*******t ... (show quote)


They can’t stop us all, stand up and fight, get in their face and call them out for the socialist pigs they are.Don’t back down, never surrender! V**e every Democrat out, all of them! I will not comply to any mandate, executive order, Biden demand, none of it. V**e every Democrat out in local, state and federal e******n. Every damn one of them.

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