Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

Bud: I got my v******tion. I am now protected from the v***s.
Lou: Not me. No one’s gonna jab a needle in my arm.
Bud: You must.
Lou: Why?
Bud: To protect me.
Lou: From the v***s?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: But I thought you said you were v******ted.
Bud: I am.
Lou: You’re protected?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: From the v***s?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: So, I don’t need a v******tion.
Bud: But you do.
Lou: Why?
Bud: To protect me.
Lou: I thought you were v******ted.
Bud: I am.
Lou: And the v******tion protects you?
Bud: It does.
u: So, I don’t need to get v******ted to protect you because you’re already protected from the v***s by the v******tion you already got.
Bud: No, you must get the v******tion to protect me from the v***s.
Lou: You mean the v******tion doesn’t work?
Bud: It does work.
Lou: If the v******tion works and you’re protected from the v***s because you already got the v******tion then it doesn’t matter if I don’t get v******ted.
Bud: But it does matter. Because if you don’t get v******ted you can give me the v***s.
Lou: Let me see if I have this straight.
Bud: Okay.
Lou: You got the v******tion?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: The v******tion protects you from the v***s?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: So, it doesn’t matter if I don’t get the v******tion because you’re already protected from the v***s?
Bud: No.
Lou: Are you telling me the v******tion doesn’t work?
Bud: No, I’m telling you the v******tion does work.
Lou: Then why must I get the v******tion?
Bud: To protect me from the v***s.
Lou: This doesn’t makes any sense.
Bud: But it does make sense. Why don’t you understand? Besides, you are required to get the v******tion, whether you like it or not.
Lou: What?
Bud: Everyone in America must get the v******tion.
Lou: Everyone?
Bud: Everyone. Except for a few people.
Lou: Who?
Bud: Members of Congress.
Lou: Members of Congress?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: You’re telling me everyone in America must get the v******tion except Members of Congress?
Bud: And their staff.
Lou: Their staff don’t have to get the v******tion?
Bud: Nope.
Lou: Why are Members of Congress and their staff exempt?
Bud: Because the president needs Congress to pass his spending bills.
Lou: Oh, it’s a political favor.
Bud: Of course, it is.
Lou: So, everyone in America must get the v******tion except Members of Congress and their staff?
Bud: And postal workers.
Lou: What? Postal workers don’t have to get the v******tion?
Bud: That is correct.
Lou: I’m sure I don’t want to know, but please tell me why.
Bud: Because the postal workers union endorsed the president.
Lou: Their exemption was not based on a medical reason?
Bud: No.
Lou: Not based on science?
Bud: Not hardly.
Lou: The decision is based on who v**ed for which candidate?
Bud: Now, you get it!
Lou: The president gets to decide who must get v******ted and who doesn’t?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Not a doctor, but the president decides?
Bud: That is correct.
Lou: Where does the president get his medical advice?
Bud: Probably from his wife.
Lou: Is she a doctor?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: That’s a relief.
Bud: But not a medical doctor.
Lou: She’s not a medical doctor?
Bud: No.
Lou: How many kinds of doctors are there?
Bud: Lots.
Lou: What kind of doctor is she?
Bud: E.D.
Lou: She has erectile dysfunction?
Bud: No. She has a doctorate in ED. Education.
Lou: She’s a school teacher?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: Do people call school teachers “doctor”?
Bud: Only her. And only on CNN.
Lou: The bottom line is the president gets his medical advice from his wife who is a doctor, but not a real doctor. She’s just a school teacher doctor, right?
Bud: F***i.
Lou: F***i? What’s a F***i? Is that some kind of school teacher doctor?
Bud: F***i is not a what, but a who.
Lou: Okay, who is F***i?
Bud: He’s also advising the president.
Lou: Is he a medical doctor?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: That’s good news. So the president gets medical advice from his wife, who is not an actual doctor, and doesn’t know anything about medicine, and he also gets advice from a medical doctor. Does this medical doctor study v***ses?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Great!
Bud: And helps create v***ses.
Lou: Huh? What do you mean?
Bud: F***i is the guy who runs the office that gave money to the Chinese lab that created the v***s.
Lou: F***i gave his money to the Chinese?
Bud: No, not his money. He gave taxpayer money.
Lou: Taxpayer money?
Bud: Yup.
Lou: So the American taxpayer paid to create the v***s?
Bud: You, sir, are correct.
Lou: At least F***i told us he was doing this.
Bud: He did not.
Lou: Nobody asked him?
Bud: Yes, they did. Under oath.
Lou: And he admitted he gave taxpayer money to the Chinese lab?
Bud: No, he said he didn’t.
Lou: If he swore under oath that he did not fund the Chinese lab then how did we find out he did?
Bud: We have the papers that proved F***i did exactly what he claimed he didn’t do.
Lou: Isn’t it illegal to lie under oath?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Is F***i gonna be charged with a crime?
Bud: No.
Lou: Why not?
Bud: Because some lies are good lies.
Lou: You mean like telling children there is a Santa Claus?
Bud: No, that’s an evil lie because it perpetuates the falsehood that a happily married, cisg****r, white male does good deeds around the world. The good lies are the ones that support politically correct narratives, such as the Russians stole the 2016 e******n.
Lou: Let’s get back to the Chinese and their lab.
Bud: Okay.
Lou: The Chinese don’t like us, do they?
Bud: They do not.
Lou: And this Chinese lab is the place that could create the material used in biological weapons?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Why on earth would F***i give them taxpayer money?
Bud: For science.
Lou: Let me get this straight. V******tions work because they protect us from the v***s, but unv******ted people must get v******ted because they can give the v***s to people who are already protected from the v***s because they have been v******ted, but the v******ted can still catch the v***s even though v******tions work.
Bud: Precisely!
Lou: And the medical doctor advising the president is the one who gave American taxpayer money to the Chinese lab that created the v***s that led to the global p******c and he lied about doing this.
Bud: Now you got it.
Lou: F***i must be the most h**ed man in America.
Bud: No, no. F***i is beloved.
Lou: This doesn’t make any sense. Who loves him?
Bud: Politicians, news media, Hollywood, big tech, and government employees who get paid to stay home during lockdowns.
Lou: And the rest of America? The workers, entrepreneurs, first responders, farmers, tradesmen, factory workers, business owners, and families? Do they like F***i?
Bud: Not in the slightest.
Lou: Let me get back to this. Everyone in America must get v******ted except for Members of Congress, their staff, and members of the postal workers union.
Bud: And i*****l i*******ts.
Lou: Huh?
Bud: I*****l i*******ts are exempt from getting v******tions.
Lou: They belong to a union, too?
Bud: Don’t be silly.
Lou: Why are i*****l i*******ts exempt from getting v******tions?
Bud: Because the president wants to immediately make them citizens so they can v**e for him in 2024.
Lou: Is any of this legal?
Bud: Probably not.

pegw

This isn't funny
Its sad. You seam not to understand how contagious diseases work. The v*****es are only 90% effective, so even if you are fully v******ted, you have at best a10% chance of catching C***d grom somebody.

Kellett3745

It's not funny because it's so fn true
Ask the question
Why did Congress exempt themselves when they know more about v*****e than theyre telling us
Also why are i******s exempt
Now they are pushing this crap on children
Why

RandyBrian Loc: Texas

You are right and wrong peg. It IS sad....but it is also funny. And accurate. The C19 'v*****e' is nowhere near 90% effective, but it does seem to severely lessen the severity and symptoms of the v***s. Not that it matters. Mandating a v*****e universally is unconstitutional. If everyone who WANTS to take it does, then those of us who do NOT want our children and grandchildren to take it have the right to refuse it, no matter what the Brandon Administration says.

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Go get some boosters and shut up.

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

You’ll never get a cognitive answer. They follow talking points, not science.

JR-57 Loc: South Carolina

Including another v******ted person. It might be funny it might be sad, but what is written is the t***h of the matter.

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EmilyD

These v*****es are not medically necessary,

They don't work,

And they are not safe.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

***This isn't funny
>>>It was really funny

***Its sad. You seam not to understand how contagious diseases work. The v*****es are only 90% effective, so even if you are fully v******ted, you have at best a10% chance of catching C***d grom somebody.
>>>The v*****es are no where near 90% effective. J & J is down to about 3%. But natural immunity works real good.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Very well summed up in just a few very true choice words.

Big Kahuna

Slo joe and his c****e party are pushing death on Americans with the toxic spike protein W***n jab , meanwhile they are prohibiting the antidote for the v***s in Ivermectin, zinc, HCQ and Vitamin D. Nuremberg type trials should be immediately implemented and h*****gs begun.

TruePatriot49 Loc: The Democratic People's Republic Rhode Island

Pegleg, the v*****e is actually only about 1% effective but makes you 16 times more likely to get c***d19 because it messes with your Immunity. Also, the adverse effects have k**led thousands and injured hundreds of thousands of people. Gavin Newsom got GBS right after his booster shot. Guillain–Barré syndrom could be life threatening and leave him permanently disabled. Maybe now he will rescind his mandate to v******te/k**l 5 year olds. L*****ts don't know how to think.

TruePatriot49 Loc: The Democratic People's Republic Rhode Island

Try and then hang them publicly.

jimjd18495

Nicely Done!

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Newsom was already mentally handicapped. I believe he and other progressives would be happy to v******te/k**l 5 year olds. Their number one goal is population control as long as the reduction doesn't include them. Not sure where you got the 1%. The v*****es are highly effective for people 65 and older, as far as keeping them alive, once they contact C***d. I know this for a fact. I have a client that is a Director of Nursing (in her fifties) that has seen the numbers up close and personal. Yet she refuses to get v******ted. I asked her why? At the time she said it was too early to know side affects and she said she knows a bunch of boosters will be coming soon after. She was correct. I have five doctors in my family. All have been v******ted along with their entire families. I got v******ted early on. I wouldn't now, simply because I don't believe in the BS mandates.