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Sep 11, 2014 16:38:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
I keep trying to tell him but you know those Texans especially those with Marine training hammered in to them


The 'madness' comes from dealing with AuntiE and her diabolical/maniacal ways. :lol:

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Sep 11, 2014 16:38:39   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
I keep trying to tell him but you know those Texans especially those with Marine training hammered in to them


It may also have to do with their strange shaped heads. Why would one shape a head like a jar? Exactly what kind of jar was chosen and why? :mrgreen:

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Sep 11, 2014 16:39:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
The 'madness' comes from dealing with AuntiE and her diabolical/maniacal ways. :lol:


Unwilling to take responsibility for your own defects?

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Sep 11, 2014 16:39:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
It may also have to do with their strange shaped heads. Why would one shape a head like a jar? Exactly what kind of jar was chosen and why? :mrgreen:


Mason jars...when needed for use in drinking. :wink:

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Sep 11, 2014 16:40:10   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
alabuck wrote:
This man was in an accident (work accident, not car accident), so he filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was his response:

Dear Sirs:
I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80 foot tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware.

Rather than carry the now un-needed tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using a pulley, which was fortunately attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower. Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the 300 pounds of tools. You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh only 175 pounds.

as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope . . .
This man was in an accident (work accident, not ca... (show quote)


I got as far as the second paragraph, where he said he weighed 175 pounds - by then I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes and had a difficult time finishing your story.

I love to laugh and this really did it, thanks Alabuck.

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Sep 11, 2014 16:40:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Unwilling to take responsibility for your own defects?


I have no admitted 'defects'. 8-)

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Sep 11, 2014 16:42:16   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
The 'madness' comes from dealing with AuntiE and her diabolical/maniacal ways. :lol:


oh? I find them clever but diabolical? naa never

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Sep 11, 2014 16:43:15   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I have no admitted 'defects'. 8-)


Perhaps the Sgt. Major would like to comment on such a statement. :mrgreen: :twisted:

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Sep 11, 2014 16:44:27   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
AuntiE wrote:
It may also have to do with their strange shaped heads. Why would one shape a head like a jar? Exactly what kind of jar was chosen and why? :mrgreen:


probably one of those clay jugs with a big belly and small neck that flares at the top

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Sep 11, 2014 16:44:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
oh? I find them clever but diabolical? naa never


BTW, did you invite her into our friendly little exchanges? Why is she here? :hunf:

Maniacally clever, maybe. :lol:

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Sep 11, 2014 16:45:28   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Mason jars...when needed for use in drinking. :wink:


I doubt that a mason jar is useful

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Sep 11, 2014 16:46:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Perhaps the Sgt. Major would like to comment on such a statement. :mrgreen: :twisted:


She would just go on and on, singing my praises. :mrgreen:

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Sep 11, 2014 16:46:48   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
probably one of those clay jugs with a big belly and small neck that flares at the top


An accurate description of their heads.

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Sep 11, 2014 16:47:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
I doubt that a mason jar is useful


A mason jug might be! :wink:

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Sep 11, 2014 16:47:16   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, did you invite her into our friendly little exchanges? Why is she here? :hunf:

Maniacally clever, maybe. :lol:


oh she has an open invite.

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