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Aug 3, 2014 00:22:15   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Alicia wrote:
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Better yet! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Perhaps a full roll of duct tape from the top of their mouth down around their neck. :idea: :idea: :mrgreen:

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Aug 3, 2014 00:55:09   #
rumitoid
 
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


Love sexism in all aspects. I feel more manly already.

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Aug 3, 2014 01:27:58   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
rumitoid wrote:
Love sexism in all aspects. I feel more manly already.

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You're cute :!: :!: :!: :roll: :wink:

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Aug 3, 2014 01:36:08   #
rumitoid
 
Alicia wrote:
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You're cute :!: :!: :!: :roll: :wink:


Ahhhh....

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Aug 3, 2014 05:01:51   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Did you do something different with your hair?

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Aug 3, 2014 06:04:33   #
rjoeholl
 
A gun is always more fun when it's loaded.
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)

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Aug 3, 2014 12:05:58   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
I am smiling. Just look below.


Nice smile.

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Aug 3, 2014 12:07:17   #
bahmer
 
rjoeholl wrote:
A gun is always more fun when it's loaded.


So are some women so I've heard.

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Aug 3, 2014 12:25:07   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
bahmer wrote:
So are some women so I've heard.


sounds more like experience speaking

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Aug 3, 2014 12:31:19   #
bahmer
 
alex wrote:
sounds more like experience speaking


Nope just hearsay after my wife passed I have not dated or been out with any woman. My wife was a complete teetotaler and wouldn't take a drop of alcohol. She didn't mind it if it was used in cooking because the alcohol would cook off. So no I have never had that experience. When traveling for work I did witness it sometimes but never went in that direction.

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Aug 6, 2014 13:36:47   #
themadblacksmith
 
very funny! Reminds of some old b****smith jokes along the line of "Forges are better than women because..."
1. if you visit a freind's shop and play with his forge, your forge doesn't get mad.
2. Your coal forge does not mind if you also have a gas forge.
3. If your shop is unheated and you don't get to your forge in Jan and Feb, it doesn't mind.
And the best one" You can get your forge hot anytime you have fuel and a match."

Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)

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