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Aug 2, 2014 22:04:36   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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Aug 2, 2014 22:36:17   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


It never has a headache when you want to use it.

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Aug 2, 2014 22:42:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

UncleE loved it. I sent it to several people. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 2, 2014 22:46:47   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

UncleE loved it. I sent it to several people. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


To bad banjo Jack isn't still here ;) ;) ;) ;) :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Aug 2, 2014 22:47:23   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
To bad banjo Jack isn't still here ;) ;) ;) ;) :wink: :wink: :wink:


I just emailed it to him.

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Aug 2, 2014 22:51:50   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


You can also get guns with multiple barrels and they don't mind which barrel you use.

You can drag them through the mud and they'll still work for you.

You hear very little from the manufacturer after purchase. They figure it's yours, you can use it however you want.

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Aug 2, 2014 23:07:32   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
lpnmajor wrote:
You can also get guns with multiple barrels and they don't mind which barrel you use.

You can drag them through the mud and they'll still work for you.

You hear very little from the manufacturer after purchase. They figure it's yours, you can use it however you want.


Brother, you is skatin on thin ice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:

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Aug 2, 2014 23:16:35   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)

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Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Aug 2, 2014 23:18:22   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Armageddun wrote:
Brother, you is skatin on thin ice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen:

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You Bet :!: :!: :!: :!: :D :D

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Aug 2, 2014 23:30:40   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
lpnmajor wrote:
You can also get guns with multiple barrels and they don't mind which barrel you use.

You can drag them through the mud and they'll still work for you.

You hear very little from the manufacturer after purchase. They figure it's yours, you can use it however you want.





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Aug 2, 2014 23:32:13   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Alicia wrote:
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Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Unfortunately there is no silencer large enough for a man. :D :lol: 8-)



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Aug 2, 2014 23:37:48   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
Armageddun wrote:
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women... ... (show quote)


Too good,
:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 2, 2014 23:54:34   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
Unfortunately there is no silencer large enough for a man. :D :lol: 8-)


Now now, there is always room fer a lil humor :oops: :oops: :oops: 8-)

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Aug 3, 2014 00:01:44   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
Now now, there is always room fer a lil humor :oops: :oops: :oops: 8-)


I am smiling. Just look below.



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Aug 3, 2014 00:18:36   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
AuntiE wrote:
Unfortunately there is no silencer large enough for a man. :D :lol: 8-)

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Better yet! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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