karpenter wrote:
I'm Here, Now !!
I Wasn't Trying To Be Dis-Respectful, Ma'am
But If I Were At The Forum All The Time,
I Wouldn't Have Time To Wet A Line.
BTW, I'm Going Trout Fishing Tomorrow In Southern Missouri
Maybe I'll Catch Those Browns That Continue To Elude Me
Here is a fun poem for you to read while you are fishing.
L. TAYLOR, 4/5/13 life 37
FISHING MASTERS
KNOW WHAT I'M WISHING, I'D LIKE TO FIND A SPOT FOR FISHING,
ONE THAT'S HIDDEN SO IT'S HOT. FRED SAID, WELL, I KNOW A SPOT.
I ASKED, COULD WE VISIT TODAY, CAN YOU SHOW ME THE WAY?
HE SAID, WELL, IT'S OUT OF VIEW, I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH YOU.
I SAID, GREAT, SHOW ME THE WAY, I'LL BUY LUNCH, IF THAT'S OK.
HE SAID, WELL NOW IT'S LATE, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY BAIT
NOT ONLY THAT BUT MY POLE, THE OTHER DAY I THINK WAS STOLE.
BUT I'LL GO WITH YOU ANYWAY, I CAN TAKE A NAP, I'M TIRED TODAY.
SO, I GOT MAY LONG POLE AND BOX, MADE SURE I SET ALL THE LOCKS.
WE WENT ON BACK ROADS, AMONG THE EARLY SNAKES AND TOADS
WHEN WE GOT THERE ALL ALONE, I HAD NO SERVICE ON THE PHONE.
I TOLD FRED WE'RE IN A CRATER, FRED SAID HE WOULD BE MY BAITER.
HE WALKED AWAY TO A TREE, I TIED ON A HOOK NUMBER THREE.
JOE WHY DON'T YOU TRY BY THAT ROCK. AND WINKED HIS EYE.
HERE I'LL BE YOUR BAITER. AS I PUT ON MY BRAND NEW WADER.
OUT I WENT IN THE WATER PATCH, HOPING SOME FISH TO CATCH
I WALKED DEEPER A LITTLE WAY, THREW MY CAST AND LET IT LAY
IT FLOATED DOWN WITH THE FLOW, I TWITCHED THE LURE JUST SO.
I DID THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, IT WAS STARTING TO BE A PAIN.
I ASKED FRED TO RE-BAIT MY HOOK, HE GAVE ME A SNEAKY LOOK
HE SAID,I HAVE SOME SPECIAL BAIT, IT ALWAYS WORKS, JUST WAIT.
I CAST THE LINE NEAR A TRUNK, LET IT SINK, AND HEARD A CLUNK
I SET THE HOOK WITH A JUMP, I THOUGHT I HAD CAUGHT A STUMP.
THE FISH FLIPPED OVER MY SHOULDER, I THOUGHT IT HIT A BOULDER,
I TURNED GRINNING TO FRED, HE WAS LYING THERE LOOKING DEAD.
THE FISH HAD KNOCKED HIM OUT, AND WAS FLAPPING ABOUT.
I RAN TO CHECK OUT OLD FRED, HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID,
THAT WAS QUITE A KICK, HOW DID YOU LEARN DO THAT TRICK?
I SAID,IT WAS THIS BIG OLD FISH, I HAD GOTTEN MY EARLY WISH.
I THOUGHT I HAD CAUGHT A BEAST, WE WOULD HAVE A FEAST.
HE SAID, YOU ARE SOME WISHER, AND FANCY MASTER FISHER.
AS I TOOK OFF MY WADER, HE SAID, BUT I'M THE MASTER BAITER.?
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