Wisdom With Age
Jul 30, 2014 17:10:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
I beg to differ. :wink:
You're not all together 'here'. :lol:
You're not all together 'here'. :lol:
OH, OH! I can see it coming from AuntiE.
Jul 30, 2014 17:12:05 #
Armageddun wrote:
ialw ays like to get the first shot in. Because you weren't here, that is why I picked on you. You were not able to defend yourself. Kick them when they are down is my motto. :D :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-)
AH, now it's you AuntiE will cuff behind the ears.
Jul 30, 2014 17:16:11 #
Armageddun wrote:
Now you get the idea :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
She said, "You think you had a bad day...you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
She said, "You think you had a bad day...you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
Very perceptive child. What do you think OG, dare I?
Jul 30, 2014 18:36:59 #
BearK wrote:
Very perceptive child. What do you think OG, dare I?
Have at it.
Jul 30, 2014 19:15:35 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
Have at it.
I'm chicken, but I have another one. That one you told about condoms made me laugh because I have two great-grandsons, from two different grandchildren who apparently had HOLY condoms.
Anyway, here's one I thought was funny:
Little Johnnie and daddy are out walking, and a couple of dogs are - mating. Little Johnnie asks, "Why are they fighting Daddy?" Daddy tells him, "They're not fighting, they're making puppies."
A few nights later, little Johnnie wakes up having a bad dream, so he goes to his parents room. Ah yes, they are 'mating.' Little Johnnie says, "Why are you and Mommy fighting?" Daddy replies, "We're not fighting, we're making a baby."
Little Johnnie ponders that for a second, then says, "Turn her over Daddy, I'd rather have a puppy."
Jul 30, 2014 19:33:50 #
BearK wrote:
I'm chicken, but I have another one. That one you... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Jul 30, 2014 19:37:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
alex wrote:
you are one of the three but I was answering Gringo
Then, I'm crushed not being the one of us you believe. :lol:
But, of course...it would be the Senior NCO! :thumbup:
Jul 30, 2014 22:09:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Then, I'm crushed not being the one of us you believe. :lol:
But, of course...it would be the Senior NCO! :thumbup:
But, of course...it would be the Senior NCO! :thumbup:
We always trust either my Alex or the "SeniorNCO"! :!: :!: You are not on the "believe" list. :D :-P 8-)
Jul 30, 2014 22:10:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
We always trust either my Alex or the "SeniorNCO"! :!: :!: You are not on the "believe" list. :D :-P 8-)
Mayhaps the 'Believe It Or Not' list? :mrgreen:
Jul 30, 2014 22:12:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
Mayhaps the 'Believe It Or Not' list? :mrgreen:
The "Not" list. :idea: :mrgreen:
Jul 30, 2014 22:23:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
The "Not" list. :idea: :mrgreen:
Whew! For a moment, I thought you wrote 'Nut' list. :shock:
Jul 30, 2014 22:34:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Whew! For a moment, I thought you wrote 'Nut' list. :shock:
Which could, also, be applicable. :idea: :idea:
Jul 30, 2014 22:35:56 #
slatten49 wrote:
Whew! For a moment, I thought you wrote 'Nut' list. :shock:
As an addendum....for you...per our messaging...
Jul 30, 2014 22:36:14 #
slatten49 wrote:
Mayhaps the 'Believe It Or Not' list? :mrgreen:
Yep, Ripley had many things on his 'list'.
Jul 30, 2014 22:37:09 #
AuntiE wrote:
As an addendum....for you...per our messaging...
Awwww ain't she sweet? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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